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Your Ideal Female 'Partner'

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Describe your ideal female partner. What attracts you in the areas of appearance, attitude, gender role (& extent), & any other identifiable 'vibes' etc.?

Also post pictures that represent the type of appearance you like. I'm interested in whether the INTP preferences are unique or interesting.

Not necessarily asking what type of woman you'd like to marry, but if you are seeking a girlfriend, casual mate, or sexual partner...

If you don't want to post this you may simply comment on others you (dis)agree with, or both.
 

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1. Don't be a bitch.
2. No really, don't be a bitch.
3. No gag reflex.
4. Won't lie to have me arrested.
5. Seriously, don't be a bitch.

I don't know. I don't sit here with a predetermined ideal for people. Honestly I think most of the girls I've significantly liked had absolutely nothing in common with each other, except for perhaps being generally awesome in my eyes. People that have predetermined ideals for their partners are just doomed to be disappointed.
 

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Big boobs, long legs, firm ass, and pretty eyes.

Not all in the one girl mind you, these are just boxes to be ticked off, experiences to be had so I can feel content that I've not missed out on anything.

Finally, brains, that's the one I can grow old with.
 

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Bohemian, leisurely sex views, highly intelligent, soft timbre sex kitten voice, passive, experienced, dirty, bookish, exotic high cheek bone look, stylish, intellectual, shameless, sarcastic, cutting, unplanned, musically inclined, independent, fearless, caring, unadventurous, drug friendly, and funny. Not that I have put any thought into this.
 

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a lot of those seem to conflict snafu.... :confused:


In my experience women tend to be more diverse in appearance and personality than men (at least on the outset) and there are a lot of different attractive archetypes and, for lack of a better word, styles.

Chief among my favored traits is complexity; conversely I find simplicity and conventionality extremely unattractive in both sexes. This follows with appearance, although it's often true that unusual looking individuals are uninteresting or just possess uninteresting complexes, although there's a definite thrill in finding a normal-looking individual whose brain stretches the definition of sanity (though not the contrived Deschanel way).

I do not like infantile women; they actively annoy me. It's a damn plague.
Fortunately those ones always pass me by, trolling instead for a dim male with a needy ego.
 

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Fat, hairy faced, scuzzy cunt, mastectomy with one flapjack breast, balding, chain smoking, octa+ mom, child abuser, <70 IQ, deep voice, borderline personality, illiterate, trailer trash, sclerosis, halitosis, osteoporosis, polysomy, alcoholic, cutter, nymphomaniac, 30+ cats, white supremacist, creationist, dropout, shrill voiced, agoraphobic, hair lipped, toothless, pimple faced, american girl doll collecting, conservative.

I had 3 orgasms while writing this.
 

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Things I look for:

Fat, hairy faced, scuzzy cunt, mastectomy with one flapjack breast, balding, chain smoking, octa+ mom, child abuser, <70 IQ, deep voice, borderline personality, illiterate, trailer trash, sclerosis, halitosis, osteoporosis, polysomy, alcoholic, cutter, nymphomaniac, 30+ cats, white supremacist, creationist, dropout, shrill voiced, agoraphobic, hair lipped, toothless, pimple faced, american girl doll collecting, conservative.

I had 3 orgasms while writing this.

Are you sure they weren't seizures?
 

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Things I look for:

Fat, hairy faced, scuzzy cunt, mastectomy with one flapjack breast, balding, chain smoking, octa+ mom, child abuser, <70 IQ, deep voice, borderline personality, illiterate, trailer trash, sclerosis, halitosis, osteoporosis, polysomy, alcoholic, cutter, nymphomaniac, 30+ cats, white supremacist, creationist, dropout, shrill voiced, agoraphobic, hair lipped, toothless, pimple faced, american girl doll collecting, conservative.

I had 3 orgasms while writing this.

Are you sure they weren't seizures?

Lol. Goddamn, now I can't take this seriously.

Chief among my favored traits is complexity; conversely I find simplicity and conventionality extremely unattractive in both sexes.

I do not like infantile women; they actively annoy me. It's a damn plague.

Agreed. Intelligence is very attractive, as time goes by I'm finding it more important, at least a measure is kind of necessary to be able to respect a person. A little femininity is good too, it's nice to notice that difference between myself as a man, and a woman.
 

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Short
Brown hait
Blunt
Tells me what she wants
I feel like i can say anything to her
she gets my dark, pot-headish, and cruel humor
look like she takes care of her self
natural beauty, ie no makeup except like eye liner
gamer
two different colored eyes (eye-deally <-lol)
not a snobby bitch
knows how to cook well
affectionate
can get lost in music, the sky, or art with me
not a fucking club rat
not a giggle bitch or a "OMG" bitch
good work ethic
Intelligent and not easily offended

That is my "ideal" woman but realistically im attracted to many different types of women, however, they all do have something in common: Short, Intelligent(compared to most other women I've met) , not bitchy, and good work ethic.

I could go on and on i guess, but then i would just be rambling
 

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smart, funny, & a pinch of cute wouldn't hurt. I don't mind bitchiness as it helps me get off my ass and do things ;)
 

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At least I know I could try and fool Adaire then, I'm the most ordinary looking sociopath on Granby Grove (which I guess isn't saying much as they all seem to be tories/ fundamentalist Christians anyway, *sigh*)

I guess the complex type is one way of putting it. There are large stores of myself that only come out when with the right company, I like people that bring out my creative side. Also that have tastes mutual to mine in at least some way, that allow growth for both people. Like, occasionally I meet someone and then find I've been introduced to a whole new genre of great music I never heard of, or shelves of great films I've never seen - I love that.

Appearance doesn't bother me greatly, you know, as long as they're not any of A.I.'s list. :D Or really unhealthy, I love long strolls/ hiking, being with someone who couldn't dare venture outside on account of laziness would make me :evil: RAGE
 

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Things I look for:

Fat, hairy faced, scuzzy cunt, mastectomy with one flapjack breast, balding, chain smoking, octa+ mom, child abuser, <70 IQ, deep voice, borderline personality, illiterate, trailer trash, sclerosis, halitosis, osteoporosis, polysomy, alcoholic, cutter, nymphomaniac, 30+ cats, white supremacist, creationist, dropout, shrill voiced, agoraphobic, hair lipped, toothless, pimple faced, american girl doll collecting, conservative.

I had 3 orgasms while writing this.

Have you visited Alabama?

All you needed to say was conservative; that would have amply conveyed the rest.
 

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a lot of those seem to conflict snafu.... :confused:


In my experience women tend to be more diverse in appearance and personality than men (at least on the outset) and there are a lot of different attractive archetypes and, for lack of a better word, styles.

Chief among my favored traits is complexity; conversely I find simplicity and conventionality extremely unattractive in both sexes. This follows with appearance, although it's often true that unusual looking individuals are uninteresting or just possess uninteresting complexes, although there's a definite thrill in finding a normal-looking individual whose brain stretches the definition of sanity (though not the contrived Deschanel way).

I do not like infantile women; they actively annoy me. It's a damn plague.
Fortunately those ones always pass me by, trolling instead for a dim male with a needy ego.

Debatable but obviously I don't agree that those traits clash with one another.

You may have honed in on "unadventurous" and "experienced" as foils. Well, you also could have opposed "dirty" and "stylish" or perhaps "bohemian" and "caring" too on grounds that they seem superficially mutually exclusive. It's difficult to guess what you were thinking.

I know people who embody basically all of these traits already though - including the ones most on the contradictory chopping block.

Moreover, without qualifying any of those adverbs and impressionistic phrases, you're really at a disadvantage in terms of flipping what I said.

Meh, I stand by everything on the list...even if AI was lampooning the list later, which I'm still unsure of. He had a solid list though.
 

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Give me Babalon.

Give me the lady in Red.

The beautiful, honest, free and sexual.

The enigma and the challenge of a true woman.


Intelligent, beautiful, self-sufficient, strong and liberated.


Throw in bountiful curiosity and that's her...
As a bonus, it would be cool if we had similar interests, but this is not a necessity, really.
 

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Honest. Sensitive. Empathic. Happy. Pretty. Intelligent. Supportive. Feminine. Feminine curves.

Some random pictures from the internet I find attractive:
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I tend to fall for the artistic, hipster-y type of girl. (But not the ones that try really hard to be part of the "hip people". I like the naturally original, artistic girls. You know.)
 

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girls like zoey Deschanel
http://hairstylesandcuts.net/cool-zooey-deschanel-hairstyles-and-pictures.html

Kate Mora
http://www.listal.com/viewimage/441256h

below copied and pasted from http://www.uni-regensburg.de/Fakultaeten/phil_Fak_II/Psychologie/Psy_II/beautycheck/english/prototypen/prototypen.htm

Suntanned skin, Narrower facial shape, Less fat, Fuller lips, Slightly bigger distance of eyes, Darker, narrower eye brows, More, longer and darker lashes, Higher cheek bones, Narrower nose, No eye rings, Thinner lids

(D)"Barbie type": thin, big breasts, tight pelvis, long legs
 

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In all honesty, I don't think I have an ideal type.

Some things I would find quite acceptable: tattoos, piercings, geek, punk, goth, suicide girl, nerd, bohemian, artsy, anywhere between skinny and thick, short or tall, glasses or no glasses, short hair or long hair, genetic female or M2F transsexual, any race, any color hair, anywhere between 21 years old and 40 years old, open minded, individualist, intelligent, more of a go-getter than me.

Things I would not find acceptable: my previous list.
 

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I've always found myself attracted to "Alternative" or "Rocker chic" (or even emo/goth) type women. This probably stems from the fact that I have a non-conformist, rebel type of personality, and find the same in women to be attractive.

There's nothing I find more bland than the average ditsy, submissive, blonde women who wears pink all the time and used to be a ballerina (it's a shame b/c these are the only types that hit on me). I just don't like overly-feminine "girly girls" and I melt over women who defy this gender-mold.

These are pictures of the type that I find irresistible (but cannot seem to attain)...

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I don't have a list, but there are some thing that are intolerable.
A lady friend must be attractive BUT must not try to say too much with how she looks. I don't care what beliefs she holds, but if she tries to conform me without presenting some decent arguments she's trash. Complexity is good, but plz stop short of insanity ty.
 

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Huge knockers
 

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looking back at my previous post i think i've already found her :o
 

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I see more and more that I want an emotionally expressive female. I always find myself benchmarking my relationships and constantly reading her reactions to things and taking it into consideration for future actions. I guess it is a bit of a game to me. When I am with another INTP, I cannot read her...I just feel kind of lost and I have no idea where to go or how to act.

I mean, I think my biggest problem would not be my accepting and being able to put up with her but vice versa. Could she put up with me without cheating or going insane. Then again, the INTP type in general is rather accepting assuming the person in question is not a moron.
 

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I am not sure really. It is like i don´t know i am not interested so much if i had to i would most likely pick intelligent one with dirty blond hair. I can´t say attractive because what i find as attractive others don´t so yes definitely sarcastic easygoing. Impulsive would be funny but just for some period of time so that is why easygoing. Minimalist. But i still think the best option would be no partner. If i think deeper about that i usually end in opinion that meaning of life should be to sire offspring and raise it into point where it will be able to do the same but that is just my opinion on biological purpose of life so yes i don´t care to much because i don´t want to get into situation where i will have to chose my vessel for procreation of offspring but it is just my hypothesis because it may look like stupidity so i will just put it like that i am not interested in anybody but i will probably find somebody because i don´t know what should i do here or why am i here even i know i can choose. So fine intelligent with dirty blond hair better smaller in best same as me sarcastic, easygoing, funny and unmanipulative.
 

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She's gotta have nice full lips, big butt, nice chest, and very elegant looking. Face piercings are cute, long full hair, big loop earrings. In terms of personality she's gotta have some swagg, I get absolutely googly-eyed at girls that super obvious with their flirting. It turns a decent girl to somebody I would hookup with. Here's some pics:

Antronique Smith
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Antonique+Smith
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/bG0vBpYK1ic/5th+Anniversary+Creme+Crop+Post+BET+Awards/-F5m4LfXb3O/Antonique+Smith

Eva Mendes
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0578949/
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nm0578949
 

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I see more and more that I want an emotionally expressive female. I always find myself benchmarking my relationships and constantly reading her reactions to things and taking it into consideration for future actions. I guess it is a bit of a game to me. When I am with another INTP, I cannot read her...I just feel kind of lost and I have no idea where to go or how to act.

I think that is a pretty insightful comment about yourself.

I actually find the same thing, I really need both friends and romantic interests who put something of themselves out there so I have something to respond to, otherwise I'm not sure sometimes what to do and feel like I'm being forced to act within a vacuum. That's one reason I have difficult in connecting with INTJ types (for example) at times, because they tend to not giving me the kind of feedback I need in order to determine how to respond.

I've learned myself to put more out there for others to respond to (emotionally and intellectually), and I respond immediately to any questions people put to me if they're asking how I'm feeling or what I'm thinking; but I think it does help INP types and probably even moreso INTPs in relationships to have other people emote more.

Bohemian, leisurely sex views, highly intelligent, soft timbre sex kitten voice, passive, experienced, dirty, bookish, exotic high cheek bone look, stylish, intellectual, shameless, sarcastic, cutting, unplanned, musically inclined, independent, fearless, caring, unadventurous, drug friendly, and funny. Not that I have put any thought into this.

Alas, I guess it was not meant to be, between us.... my cheekbones are probably not high enough.
 

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My ideal female partner actually exists and actually knew me. Hey, we were besties for a long time.

If there is a such thing as a soulmate, she was most certainly it.

There is a such thing as a hot chick, and she was most certainly it.


Problem is, (kind of odd, to tell you the truth) we were into each other at different times than the other. She liked me first when we were younger (she admitted this to me). I didn't like her then.

We became best friends and I developed a crush on her for years after. I dated a few girls outside of her throughout school and, unfortunately, was with one in my junior year of high school when she started having thoughts about me again. Actually told me in a phone conversation how she once thought I was her "other half".

*This is getting sappy and weird considering I currently have a GF who I love and will probably end up with long term*

Anyhoo, once I heard that, I more or less abandoned my then gf (who was actually good, but no regrets considering what was in front of me at the time) for the hopes of nabbing who, to this day, I still admit to myself would have been my perfect match. The end of high school had me confessing my feelings for her and her thinking it was weird that I felt so strongly, rejecting me, and both of us permanently leaving that territory.


I like to think that it was always a case of my feelings > her feelings, but I don't think that was 100% true. I was just an idiot at making moves on girls that I didn't already basically confirm to like me. Too cerebral, and not even sure if I could have done anything to change the outcome.


In my recollection, she was (is)--in personality--exactly fucking like Zooey Deschanel from 500 Days of Summer. Too goddamn whimsical and I remembered it always kind of pissing me off, while at the same time making me her mental slave as, no matter what I could do, she could snap her fingers and I'd instantly come running. Not that she was that kind of person--she wasn't--but I spent YEARS trying to figure out why she had me so conquered, and probably didn't even realize to what degree.
I also remember her telling me that my rambling could wear down her patience, which actually challenges the notion that she was my soulmate. But our "chemistry", if you will, at its height, was pretty magnetic.

That was a long time ago and I've since found an awesome partner, a girl who is probably a better pure companion than my "Ideal" ever was, if only because she has the patience to deal with all of the very annoying things about me, and still likes being around me. She's a little different in that she doesn't run my brain into a brick wall like my Ideal tended to do, but she's waayyyy more caring, patient, and more than sufficiently fulfills all of my basic needs from a partner. Oh yeah, and we still haven't had an argument yet, which is pretty good considering my personality's usual effect on the opposite gender...and really just other people in general. ;)



I need to go do something manly.

Oh yeah, for the sake of this forum and typology: My "ideal" partner, the one in this anecdote, ..... I'm > 90% sure she's an ENFP.
My current gf and the one that I love, I'm > 90% sure she's INFP.
Little doubt.
 

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I cannot think of any particular quality I find most appealing. Long, slender legs... usually. Other than that, I calls them as and when I sees them.

They have to know when to admit being wrong. I like being smarter than people, (and usually am) and if they proved difficult I would simply be forced to drug them, break their legs and burn down the house around them.
 
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Smart, Cute, a bit innocent, but not too much so (basically enough that I don't have to feel uncomfortable around, but not so much so that it borders on ignorance), Extroverted enough that she'll take charge, when I'm too busy being all introverted and overthinking everything, but not so much that she's bossy, nerdy, etc.

To me, sex and appearance are not necessarily the first thing on my mind. Do I want to be with an unattractive girl, or be celebate? No, but I wouldn't mind dating a relatively plain girl with a great personality, and I'd be unlikely to pressure her towards sex. Not that I wouldn't try to make the relationship progress naturally to that point, but I wouldn't rush the relationship to a sexual one.
 

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Hot, somewhat extroverted, and willing to try new things.
 

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I've got a hold of mine...

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If I was a guy, it would be Patti Smith. No exceptions.


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If I was a guy, it would be Patti Smith. No exceptions.


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You realize she has the same current relation to that picture as a trebuchet has to a Howitzer? My apologies for that but I have to sharpen my Dennis Miller fucked-esoteric references. Patti Smith was hot in a rebellious and waif-like way back in the day though. I would've tapped that.
 

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Oh, I know. I think she's pretty adorable to this day, in her attitude and demeanor. Way hot back in the day. But I don't think I'm going to turn into a time traveling man any time soon, so oh well.
 

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Hah, that's what I think about Grace Slick.

Then:
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Now:
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I don't know.
 

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I think the most important thing for me is to feel I have some sort of otherwordly connection / unexplainable attraction to the other person. Just something about them I can't pin down but just like. Without that genuine "something I just like" about them feeling... it just feels like I'm going through the motions. In addition to that... I need to feel like we vibe off each other really well... / we bring out the best in each other / I can be my real self around her and she loves it.

Some people I hang around I'm completely awkward around and nothing I do seems to make it work. Other people I just don't even have to try and everything fits - she would definitely have to fall in the latter category.

Actually, if anyone has seen the movie 'Drive'. The way the main character and the girl just have this weird quiet relationship where they just 'know' they like each other... and spend most of the movie just staring at each other and smiling... that actually seems pretty desirable to me, lol.


Personality I think she'd have to be like right in the middle of a bunch of personality types. I'd want her to balance me out. She'd have to be more extroverted than me, but not so much so that she was a super extroverted people person / always having to go out and be around a million people. I used to be very attracted to really smart and intelligent women, but they always had something lacking emotionally, and sometimes were too competitive with their analytical-ness. I also used to really like the super quirky / out there Zoey type girls but they seemed too wrapped up in their own crazy world at times to be supportive enough.

My girl would have to have a foot in the door intellectually,be able to 'get me', be less interested in mainstream everyday world stuff than the average person, but at the same time be supportive / nuturing / loving. Also...I hate being dominated / or dominating in a relationship. I really need it to be pretty equal to be truly satisfying. A sense that we are a good team.




As far as looks go:

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I could write a book filled with the list of traits I would want in an ideal mate, but I will limit them to the top 5 personality and top five physical traits.

Personality
1: INTP
2: Loves games, D&D and the internet (i.e. a /b/-tard)
3: Otaku
4: Reader, as in must love reading
5: While not a nympho, a healthy semi-active sex drive is desirable

Physical
1: 4'9" to 5'4"
2: No more than 130 lbs, but more than 90 lbs
3: Wears glasses
4: Cute in a similar fashion as Zoey Deschanel
5: Soft-skinned (women in general I've noticed have amazingly soft skin, but there are a few out there with enough callus to make a lumberjack blush)
 

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the girl with the dragon tattoo, Rooney Mara.

It's too bad I have family that wouldn't approve, because she isn't too polite. Maybe they deserve it :)
 

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intelligence is a must. uplifting, strong minded, independent, keeps bitching to a minimal. i am very found of pierced women. also find a abundance of tattoos rather sexy. damn i just described my fiancee. i guess i just got lucky, especially with the lack of bitching:evil: Oh and a healthy appetite for bondage is a must.
 
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I'd like a female who doesnt get annoyed when i think out loud and end up going on hour long rants to myself about how a mouse trap works :D
 

psychopathwannabe

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Characteristic-wise

Has to be highly intelligent, preferably a member of Mega Society.
Ideally major in Psychology/Psychiatry.
Obsessive and possessive towards me.
Knows both what she wants and what she doesn't want.
Cocky with a huge sense of sarcasm.
Sporty, active, with a Black belt level achieved in Martial Art

Appearance-wise

Ginger hair
Full lips
with an Ice queen-like disposition
Long legs with figure like those in Victoria Secrets show
and the voice of Lana Del Rey
 

Katie

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Well I've already found my guy :) I couldn't imagine being with anyone but him, but if I wanted a girl. I'd prefer her to be shorter than me, I'm 5'10 and never see girls my height anyways, but not so short that I'd have to bend down. I'd like her to be kind of shy and innocent, not the kind of innocent thats inexperienced, but the kind of sweet innocent, not trashy, high confidence in herself or at least enough that I could assure her of. I'd want her to like to have fun with me, like simple calm fun, I love laying in the grass at parks or just outside on pretty days and walking in the rain with me. Shed have to be intelligent. Does NOT use slang, fit under any labels, she has to be autonomous, that is so attractive to me. I can't say a specific look, I definitely don't go by the worlds view of beauty, Id want her to have her own "flaws" or anything different about her that would make her unique and I would love it. God Id want her to be my ex best friend.. We were both straight girls and I fell in love with her and accepted im bisexual but she has always been straight.. The only thing I don't like about her is she let's people affect her, and she thinks trashy is beautiful but she won't realise she's beautiful how she is. Ah I'm so cheesy:3
 

Synthetix

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I would want someone who could feed off my ideas and bring more ideas to light, instead of having another girl that says, ”oh yeah that's interesting” and continues on with her talk about whatever superficial thing is occupying her brain after I share with her something intellectually profound. I would want someone physically attractive. However I'm not too picky with looks, she doesn't have to be perfect and I wouldn't expect her to be.. But nice big tits and a curvy big ass are quite appealing. And she would have to put up with my bullshit. I don't usually ask for much when handing out bullshit, but if you can't handle it then theres gonna be problems. She would have to not mind giving head a lot. I think that's more important than looks, your willingness to give head. I don't want a dumb chick, and I don't want a bitch, someone who will get mad often and question me. Also, relationships usually have arguments at one point or another. If you can give criticism but can't take it then fuck you. I want a random girl, who doesn't get freaked out when I tell her that I think of cucumber aliens taking over earth and planting eggs in our intestines. I like girls who you could say are a bit dark in mind. The lowest IQ I'd consider having a relationship with is 110. I don't like people who fit stereotypes. Oh, and when giving head they must swallow.. Don't suck what you can't swallow. I want a girl who's as lost in space as I am. Someone who shares fantasies about changing the world, or taking it over. And she can't mind drug use, if she doesn't use then I won't have a problem, but she can't have a problem with me using, not abusing, using. But I just don't want a girl that asks for too much...... love me, give me head, swallow, go on mysterious adventures with me, indulge in my thoughts, plot an evil plan with me, and don't, don't you fucking ever bring any drama. Not that I'll do anything about it, just shrug my shoulders and leave you. Oh and bizarre behaviors are recommended.
 
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