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Sometimes I think you love a fight as much as I do. XD

*Plays an organ menacingly*

Well I almost found out when he suggested I explore them in the interest of scientific discovery. But I seen past his wicked tricks!

You mean his attractive yet dull-witted acquaintance whom he occasionally manipulates through the use of sexual favours and false affections and in fact holds no true love for? Yes please.

*Is freed from Lot's mind after ten thousand years of being sealed* Mwahahahahah! At last I am free and made flesh! Now begins a dark and terrible reign of malice, infestation and villainy which I call Malfestillainy! The world shall be drowned in the vooooiiiid! But first! Two...

I'm not afraid of your...sleek black exterior...or your...strangely erotic invertabrate attachments! 0-0 *Cough*

That was for a party! Honestly Addy, stop bringing that up! So I went to a Halloween party and didn't have sex with you, get over it!

*Looks at it* Ugh. I told the Pope to stop texting me! Doesn't he realise I don't swing that way!? *Drops his phone in a bin* Time to find a new phone I guess. *Sticks his thumbs in his pockets with a whistle, and after scavenging Cog's corpse for his wallets, walks off with a spring in...

Spot on. 6'2. :D Yes, although now dyed black. :D Heh, I do try! Though usually I'm a mess and I've never invested in a satchel as I don't want to look anymore feminine in my gait than is absolutely unavoidable. Replace the smile with a grim smirk or blank, tight lipped grimace and...

*Melkor shrugs at the now deceased Cognisant with a bored look and checks his phone for any new messages* Huhhh. Who's that? *Frowns at the tremendously ugly newcomer* Not if I kill every sonnova'bitch that has an idea. *Snaps some of Cog's plating off and jams it into the newcomers...

Having some difficulty getting the Lor-ster on. But just you wait! BOY IS SHE MAD.

But God owns your everything! *Lifts out a concrete version of the King James Bible and whacks Cog with it* Ahah! Not so fun laughing at 'biblebashers' now, is it!? :angel01:

I can now assemble and dessemble my bow in under a minute. :D I'm still a crappy shot though. :( @Noddy: Fuck you, you titwank!

Like a blue skinned alien with huge goggles and a leather jacket.

ALIEN.

I don't care what breed of fly is in it, you said it was 100% apple! *Looks up Spanish fly* OH. So that's why Minnie like you so much...

No silly! We twist the wording to our liking so that when you do something bad it's suddenly free will and thus WRONG. However, any of your creative works and or inventions are the inherent property of God. :D

Get out of my thread you skull-molesting-blue-mould-ridden bastard!

Psh, Science isn't real Cog! Science is just our way of understanding how God made everything possible! *Smiles blankly*

Geneticist?

My brain is erratic, bi-polar, disobedient, emotional at the most inconvenient of times and constantly trying to make life difficult. It has to be a woman.

I wonder if I will become a forum God when my Profile views reach 20,000? :o I hereby promise to be an entirely disloyal, erratic, visible and occassionally useful God/trickster.

Death to the underaged infidels!:D

Skype is about as intellectual as Gopher and Cake playing Milkshake Pong with sieves for paddles. Which incidentally, is more or less how it goes.:phear:

Re: Minor Changes Yeaaaaah. They have very strict avatar restrictions, like everything else. It took me four or five goes to get an avatar which I felt was substantially visible and yet was just within their standard dimensions. How strange to be obsessed with minute enforcements of...

Re: Minor Changes Nooooooooooooooo! Don't turn us into INTJerk forums! D:

I got to Lance's last Pokemon this time, but for some reason his 'Ancient power' one hit k.o'ed my Charizard. ;-; Heheh, I killed his Dragonite with Haunter's Destiny Bond. >:} (And I'm buying Heart Gold soon. So hurry up and get a copy!)

Currently battling the elite four. Lost about five times already, but getting stronger every time! :D I swear, they're much harder in the remake. They have like two full restores per Pokemon and the best luck ever when it comes to status ailments, critical hits or accuracy. o-o And they all...

Nevermind, completely irrelevant.

Rubbish-rubbish-rubbish botheration and blastington!

Oh, and I like being able to have a holiday without going 'abroad'. But recently they all but revoked our citizenship and degraded us to second class by stating that anyone British can travel anywhere in the U.K without I.D, unless they're coming from Northern Ireland. :P So overall I kinda...

Well... It varies as I'm sure you're aware. Strong Unionists demand they have a strong sense of being 'British' (whatever that is) and Nationalists will be equally proud to be Irish. One can have either passport after all. To be honest though, I see the general psyche as quite an Irish one...

Haha, Speiss is the 'editor' in question. She has a huge impact on the structure and presentation and her constant whining motivates me to write more. I suspect it just might be a joke. ;) Huh... Cliche hrm? In what way? I say that cause I don't think I've ever read about two stranger...

HAIL! T'is time for some forum necromancy. So get off yer' holes ya lazy bastards, and come celebrate with me! Writing in green is compulsory. (Yeah I couldn't be arsed making a new one. This one was just so good!)

And I posted another chapter of my story. Read it or suffer my cuddly wroth.

Is it wrong that I felt sexually attracted to the poster simply on reading the topic title? I suspect so.

Sounds WAY better than this thread.

Is this thread solely for your ego , or do you have some vile plan?:eek:

Sugar is one of the few real things I live for.

Cookie for Kantor. :P

Beal Feirste is just 'Belfast' before it was anglicized by nasty English invaders. I put it there because I prefer the name, and generally people don't know what it means or where it is, so they don't inquire. :3 But uh... Yeah, I'm in Northern Ireland. So yes, we're probably in the same...

Well you left me no choice. Would you like ice-cream with your brain scoop? :3 Hrrrrm. As a friendless, virgin-everything, ENTP who has never been to a club, party or night out and frequently has minor loss of breathing, panic atacks and or just general PHEAR amongst crowds of more than...

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I'll see you drowned you crooked old hag! You said that apple HAD NO ARTICIFICAL FLAVOURINGS OR COLOURS!

Indeed. In fact that small fractions tends to be Cognisant and Fukyo, just repeatedly. :-: Haven't you shitehawks heard of restraining orders!? (If the bird is no longer living, I suggest you post it to me. I'm hungry) I dunno, maybe with Paddy's day upcoming they'll be more sympathetic!

18,737 stalkers. And do you know how many of them want to sexually assault me? A disappointingly small fraction of them. Dunno why it keeps rising even after my post count per week has faded to a mere tenth of what it used to be. I don't think it's popularity, it's more like having...

Booooring. Try something new!