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  1. Melkor

    I Arrive

    That's why I always prefered the Trickster. Intelligent, allied to none and all, often physically weaker than other Gods but still able to master them. With no purpose other than their own pleasure. :D
  2. Melkor

    I Arrive

    Deities... You can't kill them. You can't screw them. Most of the time you can't see them. They're supposedly complex and yet often constrained to a single characteristic, element, or purpose. And they spend most of their time either doing nothing or doing things which are greatly beneath...
  3. Melkor

    Just for Melkor

    How did I not notice this thread? O-+
  4. Melkor

    I'm back

    I don't remember you, but Lot is a nice username. Mostly because I can yell 'Curse your lot!' And 'Curse you Lot!' Interchangably while remaining grammatically correct.
  5. Melkor

    *Leaps onto his horse and fires a heat seeking missile* Come back you coward! We're only a...

    *Leaps onto his horse and fires a heat seeking missile* Come back you coward! We're only a much larger group of stronger, deadlier animals!
  6. Melkor

    Counter-attack with a mob of well dressed children! [IMG]

    Counter-attack with a mob of well dressed children! [IMG]
  7. Melkor

    *Swutches you off*

    *Swutches you off*
  8. Melkor

    Well. I'd simply be covert about it. L's greatest mistake was in revealing himself. He was...

    Well. I'd simply be covert about it. L's greatest mistake was in revealing himself. He was far more dangerous as a watchful, unknown entity.
  9. Melkor

    Sadomasochism and Evolution?

    I wanted to run, she made me crawl Eternal fire, she turned me to straw You know I got black eyes But they burn so brightly for her Mine is a blind kind of love Owowwwwoooo the sweetest thing
  10. Melkor

    Whur mai Auburn? :(

    Whur mai Auburn? :(
  11. Melkor

    No... But the modern Doctor has expectations now, not to mention a horrible horde of 'Who fans'...

    No... But the modern Doctor has expectations now, not to mention a horrible horde of 'Who fans' who really just like drooling over the actor. XD I expect an unattractive Doctor would be poorly received, however unfair that would be. I am surprised that Mitchell hasn't at least had a cameo...
  12. Melkor

    (Although I would mercilessly defeat him in a game of wits. For Justice! :3)

    (Although I would mercilessly defeat him in a game of wits. For Justice! :3)
  13. Melkor

    Your Ideal Male 'Partner'

    May I be your new PR? I have cute eyes.
  14. Melkor

    Reinforcements! You shall taste MANFLESH! [IMG]

    Reinforcements! You shall taste MANFLESH! [IMG]
  15. Melkor

    Yeah, I just love the whole evolution of Gastly trio. ^_^ They're much scarier when you actually...

    Yeah, I just love the whole evolution of Gastly trio. ^_^ They're much scarier when you actually read up on them. 0-0 (Haunter for example, kills people by entering their dreams and scaring them to death, and Gastly can kill people by passing through their skin.) Particularly the earlier...
  16. Melkor

    I'm going to carve out your brains with a spoon.

    I'm going to carve out your brains with a spoon.
  17. Melkor

    *Enters with a middle class hunting party* There he is! *Fires a musket*

    *Enters with a middle class hunting party* There he is! *Fires a musket*
  18. Melkor

    You can't wear it to bed now, can you? [IMG]

    You can't wear it to bed now, can you? [IMG]
  19. Melkor

    Sadomasochism and Evolution?

    Will there be diagrams?
  20. Melkor

    Sadomasochism and Evolution?

    I don't see any use of 'some' or 'several' in your opening post. It just says 'women', implying 'all" or 'in general'. You said Sadomasochism sir, it's defined as sexual pleasure though pain or humiliation. :P Inflicting pain is a violent action.
  21. Melkor

    Your Ideal Male 'Partner'

    Oh I love it when you decide my past actions and present thoughts completely without my consent in the same breath. <3
  22. Melkor

    Sadomasochism and Evolution?

    I would have thought that women who genuinely enjoy pain or violent dominance are in the minority. Sure plenty of women get into self-destructive relationships, but to presume that a majority of females are 'sadomasochistic' is a bit too grand for me to take seriously. I think it's more...
  23. Melkor

    Sadomasochism and Evolution?

    How do you factor in sadomasochistic males and sadistic dominant females?
  24. Melkor

    I meant I was incredibly benevolent and sickeningly cutesy beneath!

    I meant I was incredibly benevolent and sickeningly cutesy beneath!
  25. Melkor

    Your Ideal Male 'Partner'

    I am going to kill you.
  26. Melkor

    WELL. If you want to be sexually assaulted I'll just give you a lecture on Left wing ideals...

    WELL. If you want to be sexually assaulted I'll just give you a lecture on Left wing ideals in modern Britain. Wahahahahaaaa! Ugh, sounds hideous. Saying that, it does We occasionally get these 'I liek bein Intp gaiz. We r so smart. I'm so deep', or the 'OMG I love intps! I love...
  27. Melkor

    I'm playing Fire red at the moment. Not so much as a reference to Missingno. :( I had a sad...

    I'm playing Fire red at the moment. Not so much as a reference to Missingno. :( I had a sad. Uhm, it's Christie from the Dead or Alive series. She's a foxy British assassin.<3
  28. Melkor

    Yagami<3

    Yagami<3
  29. Melkor

    Your avatar is much too sexual! XD

    Your avatar is much too sexual! XD
  30. Melkor

    Ah. Then I shall have to invade your mind. Oh Psh, once you have Melly, you'll never go...

    Ah. Then I shall have to invade your mind. Oh Psh, once you have Melly, you'll never go back. Back to what you ask? Well, you know... Society...Sanity... a normal life? (Oh shit, you said the mind reading thing. I should have read it all before typing. But you READ MY MIND.)
  31. Melkor

    ARRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Take the rare candies, just leave my save file alone! D:

    ARRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Take the rare candies, just leave my save file alone! D:
  32. Melkor

    I'm THAT evil.

    I'm THAT evil.
  33. Melkor

    Your Ideal Male 'Partner'

    I...I just don't trust you with my body yet! ;_; I'm not a piece of meat you know! Actually there ain't a lotta meat on me. -__- *Gets the ski masks and tape* Right! So what do we need for the bank job then? ;D
  34. Melkor

    Your Ideal Male 'Partner'

    Well... Sodomy is still a crime in Texas... I think? ^___^" And we could do a bank heist on our honeymoon?
  35. Melkor

    Your Ideal Male 'Partner'

    Hrm. Seems Snafu is manipulative, possessive, smooth talking and a frequent and heartless extortionist. Snafu is my ideal male partner! :D (In crime)
  36. Melkor

    "New troll here"

    Well I just found the rules to be too tight and the overlords to be too malicious. The general community was quite intriguing though, they certainly weren't as squeamish as the folk in these parts. Here the rules are very loose, and the mods rarely if ever dish out punishment save for when...
  37. Melkor

    "New troll here"

    Hrm. Foxes... They always creep into my writing. I can never say why. Possibly a childhood experience. I approve, at any rate. :3 Welcome oh-pseudo INTJ. (They're basically mostly boring pricks over on INTJforum:))
  38. Melkor

    Is Proxy a Narcissist?

    I don't genuinely think Proxy is a narcissist. In fact, I suspect he's quite insecure beneath his smoky mask of stoic masculinity. However, should he continue making threads dedicated solely to the discussion of his own psyche, as much as I enjoy them, I will have no choice but to conclude...
  39. Melkor

    Your Ideal Male 'Partner'

    Fukyo belongs to me! There can be no middle man in her rental and part sale! Expect to see my lawyers and several armed policemen at your door within the hour! Honestly. Was the massive trademark on her forehead, left bosom and right buttcheek not enough of a hint!?
  40. Melkor

    Your Ideal Male 'Partner'

    Fukyo belongs to me! There can be no middle man in her rental and part sale! Expect to see my lawyers and several armed policemen at your door within the hour! Honestly. Was the massive trademark on her forehead, left bosom and right buttcheek not enough of a hint!?
  41. Melkor

    Aw. Can't you at least pretend to struggle? Or better yet, sexually assault me? Give in to...

    Aw. Can't you at least pretend to struggle? Or better yet, sexually assault me? Give in to the smilies! ^_____^ Mew. Maybe I should try making such faces while debating? You're moving! *Pounce*
  42. Melkor

    O-O What happened to you Snafu!? You've become so easy. You know, it's no fun when they...

    O-O What happened to you Snafu!? You've become so easy. You know, it's no fun when they actually flirt back. :{ Well, I'm actually the least violent drunk ever. It's quite pathetic. If anything, I'm the cuddly, masochistic, violence inducing drunk! Think the Joker only with a better swagger...
  43. Melkor

    Aha! At first I thought it was some sort of dirty advance, but then I remembered some Americans...

    Aha! At first I thought it was some sort of dirty advance, but then I remembered some Americans using the term 'Mooch' before. Or maybe it was an Abe's odyssey game... At any rate, I certainly can't say I don't respect and occasionally your random bouts of word-wizardry.^w^
  44. Melkor

    What the heck does 'mooch the hooch' mean, dear insane friend?

    What the heck does 'mooch the hooch' mean, dear insane friend?
  45. Melkor

    How do you cheer yourself up/boost your confidence?

    Good Whisky is nearly thirty quid a pop Jack. :P Heh, I know. From my comments here you'd imagine me to be a straight talking, bi acting, forward and chirpy sorta guy, but God... The real Melkor is much more 'dire', and consequently much less interesting. :3
  46. Melkor

    How do you cheer yourself up/boost your confidence?

    Play gameboy. Drink myself silly. Sleep. Repeat the following day if depression ensues or until money runs out.
  47. Melkor

    Is Proxy a Psychopath?

    Really now? Seems that my perception of you is pretty superficial at the minute. o-o I always have the greatest appreciation for those with good stories to tell.
  48. Melkor

    Is Proxy a Psychopath?

    Yes. I loved that one. <3
  49. Melkor

    Is Proxy a Psychopath?

    No. I'd have taken a great deal more interest in you if you were psychotic. As it is, the only interesting dimensions of your person are your hair (Which ain't even crazy anymore) and your original avatar (which you changed!). Thus I deem you criminally sane, innocent until proven dead...
  50. Melkor

    Your Ideal Male 'Partner'

    Cake of course. He's far prettier, and totally feminine. I on the other hand, have the amazing terribly shouty Irish dad accent. Which I assure you, is terrifying.
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