Number of Profile Visitors/Stalkers!

[Lot]

Anyway, my profile views have been stuck in the 5000s for ages.
Hop to it forum!
Or face the wrath of my black tentacle.

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I swear I'm not plagiarizing Kuu

I love your profile background. I wouldn't be upset if you still want to use those tentacles, though.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

I think Melkor and Cognisant are my two favorite people after that display. But in all fairness, you guys only exist in my mind. Along with this whole forum!Dun dun DUN!

A tweest worthy of Shyamalan himself.

 

[Melkor]

*Is freed from Lot's mind after ten thousand years of being sealed*

Mwahahahahah!
At last I am free and made flesh!
Now begins a dark and terrible reign of malice, infestation and villainy which I call Malfestillainy!
The world shall be drowned in the vooooiiiid!


But first! Two whiskys, some rough sex, and a hot bath! Ugh , you won't believe how sober, horny and dirty you get living in someones mind!

*Tap dances off stage*

 

[Nibbler]

I think Melkor and Cognisant are my two favorite people after that display. But in all fairness, you guys only exist in my mind. Along with this whole forum!Dun dun DUN!

If a solipsist looks into facing mirrors, is he seeing an illusion within an illusion within an illusion within the illusion?

If a solipsist falls down in the woods...

 

[Lot]

If a solipsist looks into facing mirrors, is he seeing an illusion within an illusion within an illusion within the illusion?

If a solipsist falls down in the woods...

I believe he's more than 3 layers deep.

 

[Cognisant]

*Lifts out a concrete version of the King James Bible and whacks Cog with it*

Ahah! Not so fun laughing at 'biblebashers' now, is it!?

Link.

 

[Dormouse]

Funny, I was pretty sure the world was in my head...

I suppose this would explain why I don't feel very protagonist-like, though. Might our grand designer deign to elevate me from lowly extra? I may be inherently boring, but you can change that.

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Trust me, getting a stalker is by far the most effective way to garner profile views.