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  1. Melkor

    To the Civ-Skype group...

    Ownenenenenen OWNEEEEEEDDDDDaaa.
  2. Melkor

    To the Civ-Skype group...

    Ahem. I would like to inform the STINKING earth monkeys in this thread that their so called primitive communication technology known as 'Skype', is both inferior and futile. Such technologies will be confiscated prior to your disintegration. That is all. Oh, and Kantor just got owned by...
  3. Melkor

    I don't know. You do seem to have a deeply hidden caring and socially aware side. On the other...

    I don't know. You do seem to have a deeply hidden caring and socially aware side. On the other hand, you're a bit of a trickster, and you seem to enjoy screwing with people for its own sake even if your moral conscience works out in the end. I don't think I really know the real Cheese...
  4. Melkor

    Hey Short-arse. Thought you might want at least one notification that was actually a message. >:3

    Hey Short-arse. Thought you might want at least one notification that was actually a message. >:3
  5. Melkor

    Penguins are cute! How can one fear a creature with such a funny walk? Still, pretty cool...

    Penguins are cute! How can one fear a creature with such a funny walk? Still, pretty cool scars to have. 'Yeah, and this one is from when I was attacked by penguins!' I bet nobody believes you.:) Hrm. I quite like the one with the Nun, or the one where he's accussed of being a Racist. XD...
  6. Melkor

    How to summon a member

    cheese ! cheese ! cheese! Is that all you can talk about? Is there nothing but cheese between us now!? I miss the old days when we'd sit in west cheese ly, a picnic basket between us, filled with crackers an cheese , and we'd do nothing but watch the moon slip away, and of course eat copious...
  7. Melkor

    Woman - The Root of all Evil

    I've re-read your posts several dozen times, but still my overriding response is to use my fingers to take out your eyes...
  8. Melkor

    How to summon a member

    Oh stop it, your expressions of love for @cheese are just downright @cheese y. Whats more, your high intake of diary products, specifically @cheese , are in no way funny, or amusing to @cheese ,and will in fact only seek to annoy her through frequent use of her name. In fact, I'm going to...
  9. Melkor

    How to summon a member

    Stop cheese -ing cheese you whore!
  10. Melkor

    Woman - The Root of all Evil

    Well, from the perspective of a Criminologist, women are often unfairly treated as 'evil' in the Criminal justice system as their actions make them seem 'doubly deviant'. Deviant for commiting a crime, and deviant for violating the protocols of the passive, weak willed, motherly and all...
  11. Melkor

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d81qFaoe010&feature=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d81qFaoe010&feature=related
  12. Melkor

    How to summon a member

    cheese Love me more! (I have biscuits and whisky)
  13. Melkor

    Will you always be the same personality?

    No, I change over every few days. Although sometimes I can do a few in one day with the help of a few bottled chemicals. Fixed personalities are for Squares.
  14. Melkor

    Woman - The Root of all Evil

    What's wrong with being evil? Evil women are the best kind. <3
  15. Melkor

    Wow!

    I suspect most of them are bots, members who haven't logged out correctly, or lurkers who refuse to post, so the numbers are pretty redundant. Besides, the whole point of this forum is to encourage the unsynchronished exchange of ideas and considerations between members of greatly varying...
  16. Melkor

    So... Everyone hates you apparently. How do you feel?

    So... Everyone hates you apparently. How do you feel?
  17. Melkor

    ENTP Forum?

    Presumably the typical ENTP is too busy dominating social media and engaging in face to face ground level debating and interaction to join forums.
  18. Melkor

    How do you butter your bread?

    I glare at the butter until it yields and evenly spreads itself on the bread. Then I torture the bread in my deepest most darkest dungeons until it is perfectly toasted. Then I eat it while riding at the head of a great host of demons on their way to a massive orgy of bloodletting and...
  19. Melkor

    Rate What the Person Above You is Listening To

    Why is he like, constantly holding his trousers up? Does he like her THAT much? Well he has a decent voice, sortof, he is a bit jumpy at times, but I'm not sure whether his performance is a bit blank or if the video quality just makes it impossible to tell. However, the hat makes it entirely...
  20. Melkor

    How to summon a member

    :angel01:
  21. Melkor

    Rate What the Person Above You is Listening To

    It sounds like the sort of music that would make Martian's heads explode. It's nice, but I think if I seen a live performance I'd just be standing there going 'ó.ó' 'Is she serious?' It reminds me of a Pink Floyd number, so I think I'll conclude I like it. 7.626/10. This is defintely in...
  22. Melkor

    QUIET YOU.

    QUIET YOU.
  23. Melkor

    How to summon a member

    Huraah! I hope they're firm and well aged. That always helps with the impact and suffocation. You know, via the huge clouds of ash they create when they hit? 0:)
  24. Melkor

    How to summon a member

    Two please! Extra hawt!
  25. Melkor

    How to summon a member

    loveofreason Burn these fools! I have summoned you, your power belongs to meeeeeeeee!! *Shakes fist*
  26. Melkor

    How to summon a member

    @Shiva Diamond dust, freeze their souls!
  27. Melkor

    Names n' Faces?

    Do you find that you have particular difficulty with remembering people? As in, you meet someone who you encounter frequently but in short bursts (or just new acquaintance), and you find that in addition to forgetting their name and face when you try to think in privacy, you find it difficult...
  28. Melkor

    Sheldon Cooper - ISTJ?

    I've never really watched this show, but in work I am affectionately dubbed 'Sheldon' by two dozen people. The eerie thing is, I got it towards the end of school, and then again in work from people that had absolutely no connection from my school. D: It's so bizarre when people go...
  29. Melkor

    Do any of you read children's books (other than Harry Potter)?

    His Dark materials, The chronichles of Narnia, anything by Roahl dahl, the Bible...
  30. Melkor

    High IQ Society

    Eh. I took a test to be admitted for one, and passed, though barely. Then they just tried to sell me membership packages, so I declined. There is a massive monopoly to be made off stupid people who consider themselves intelligent and thus superior to everyone around them.
  31. Melkor

    How to summon a member

    Oh no! Next thing you know we'll have a Rep system, a username search and a banner with kitties! D: (Or Monkey smilies! Aghhhhh!!!!)
  32. Melkor

    Breaking News from Pod'lair!

    Religion is fun to watch. Dance! Dance little puppets! And fall... fall all at once...
  33. Melkor

    Pokemon?

    I'm playing blue. I meant to move right into Silver recently, in order to destroy Auburn, but my blue reset for the sixteenth time in my life. I went on hiatus while I awaited the time when I could afford a device to back up my saves. Then when I got it, I had to wait some more, because I...
  34. Melkor

    Hey babe. Better get that later reply done!

    Hey babe. Better get that later reply done!
  35. Melkor

    Move to New Server Complete

    Tooklongenoughibrokemymousekeyboardanddesktopinfrustrationandnowitypesolelywiththevolumeandcontrastbuttonsbastard
  36. Melkor

    Da Blob

    "Amen!" said Melkor, as he unclasped his hands and tucked into a hearty meal with his fellow forumers. For as we all know, obligations are always second to indulgences, regardless of the order they come in.
  37. Melkor

    Type a Gobshite...

    Hrm. Some of those apply, others do not. However, it may just be a case of perceived importance or ego... If one reads 'This type is amusing and clever', of course their gut reaction is 'Oh! That's me down to a T!', and few of the ENTP descriptions are negative. Thanks Ed, you're always...
  38. Melkor

    Yeah, actually we created a lovely baby girl, but somehow it was born in a spontaneous time loop...

    Yeah, actually we created a lovely baby girl, but somehow it was born in a spontaneous time loop and ended up some twenty even years in the past. We called it Chestney-Elizabeth, Cheese for short. Aw she was so cute, with the green skin and yellow freckles, with that dinky little tail. ^_^...
  39. Melkor

    Type a Gobshite...

    Having Met and spent some time with Lor, she was initially unable to decide between INTP and ENTP, so I was XNTP for a while. I suspect this is because while I was usually the one pressing conversations and breaking the silence, when it came to talking to any adults other than her, I tended to...
  40. Melkor

    Father Ted<3 Ah, maybe it's just me then. Oh? Really? I wish I had been there. It likely...

    Father Ted<3 Ah, maybe it's just me then. Oh? Really? I wish I had been there. It likely would have been the single most amusing, horrifying and/or influential moment of my childhood. I hope you have loads of scars you can show off when you're old and Penguins are extinct. Uh...
  41. Melkor

    Yeah, I suppose for worms like you, companionship might seem a little gross.^_^ On the other...

    Yeah, I suppose for worms like you, companionship might seem a little gross.^_^ On the other hand, I find your asexual reproduction a bit creepy. Annnnd I want to feed you to a baby Owl.
  42. Melkor

    Health Subforum

    Hrm... I'm not sure what your motivations are Ty, but your aspirations seem a bit grand. This is a general discussion forum centred around Typology, not a medical forum, nor a service of any kind. I don't think we owe our members any sort of health provision, nor do I think we have the...
  43. Melkor

    Health Subforum

    Hrm . I don't like the idea of yet more classifications to scroll through. Personal or general health topics are kinda hard to come by, and I don't like forums with a ton of unnecessary labelling. (Just look at the nightmare of the INFJ forum;-;) Aren't the dozen or so health topics...
  44. Melkor

    INTPs and Feelings...Oh Boy...

    Wha? Sorry I was sleeping and I heard you say Lor... Oh wait, are we actually talking about you? Whassat, INFP code of honour?:3
  45. Melkor

    Hi?

    *Starts to coat Aphasia in batter and bread crumbs* Quiet Fishy! None can insult the hair of Karudo and live to tell the tale! Yeah, there are bonds between our fellowship which cannot be broken! *Starts heating the frying oil* Dinnae worry wee Fishy, you'll have something to swim in...
  46. Melkor

    Hahah, I don't think you were the only one who was a bit too tired for arguing last night. I...

    Hahah, I don't think you were the only one who was a bit too tired for arguing last night. I may have been a tad grumpy. Still, no hard feelings, eh?
  47. Melkor

    When I said two weeks and one hippo, I meant that you last two weeks, and then you meet a hippo...

    When I said two weeks and one hippo, I meant that you last two weeks, and then you meet a hippo. If you've got a herd of hippos following you...D: I doubt you'd last a day!
  48. Melkor

    Indeed! We have both a dental plan and a shares scheme for all our members! We also have a...

    Indeed! We have both a dental plan and a shares scheme for all our members! We also have a totally wizard staff room, with lots of *fab* stuff, and Christmas bonus bonds! Of course these will come into effect after your one month probationary period ends, company policy you see. :)...
  49. Melkor

    Yeah yeah, they'll grow back when I regenerate anyway. ;3 If you behave I might even employ...

    Yeah yeah, they'll grow back when I regenerate anyway. ;3 If you behave I might even employ you as one of my minions!
  50. Melkor

    A leper huh? I'm the evil lord of pestilence and foulness! Leprosy is just a wee tickle...

    A leper huh? I'm the evil lord of pestilence and foulness! Leprosy is just a wee tickle for me! That, and I'd be a lot warmer without those damn toes anyway! :D
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