Skype 2.0

[Mello]

The game has changed.

The main focus of this chat is to discuss ideas.

Don't bring in your personal bullshit here. You can if you really want to, but this isn't the place.

The first rule of Skype 2.0 is that you do not talk about Skype 2.0.
The second rule of Skype 2.0 is that you DO NOT TALK ABOUT SKYPE 2.0.
Third rule — Don't be a faggot.
Fourth rule — Don't be a faggot.
Fifth rule — Everyone is entitled to their idea.
Sixth rule — Your name is your personality type.
Seventh rule — Your name can change.
The 8th and final rule — If this is your first night at Skype 2.0, you have to discuss. >;]

[Contact me.]
(intjintpentp)
(Already have a skype? Create another non-personal one. Dummy.)

 

[Melkor]

Booooring. Try something new!

 

[speiss]

Oh, Cake darling

What if there's more than one INTP, say?

Anonymity would be nice, but I feel having a strict discussion restriction wouldn't make it very popular. And if it were, the probability people would rarely if ever stray from bringing up any personal details, say, is doubtful.

In any case.

I should speak with you again soon, my love. This always happens! A quick burst of intimacy with someone new, and then it fades away ):

 

[Mello]

Booooring. Try something new!

I'm guessing you don't want to make-out anymore. ;]

(I'll still be here, puppy angel. Just starting an experimental chat.)

 

[Mello]

Ignore the idea I started with.

Add me: PolarCakeBear

And I'll add you to the main chat.

We can talk about our feelings.

 

[Mello]

And the other skype thread is for losers.

Remember that and you'll go far in life.

You'll grow at a rate faster than the Universe.

 

[Mello]

I'll shut one door in your mind's eye, but open two more.

Spoiler

I only have two arms.

I'll take you to the kingdom of heaven within.

We'll refind the Lost Paradise.

You shall never be alone again.

As I stare through the pit crack of gray, I'll exalt all your sins and when we pass through the entropy point — God will be laughing at you.

His voice reverberates and echoes through the Universe.

"Like, wow, bro, Mello's Skype is hella fuckin' cool," says God.

We go in for the mighty high-five.

Prepare for impact.

The hands clap.
A Universe is born.

"You are so gay," God tells me.

I retort, "Why have you forsaken me?"

"I did not create a proud animal," he says. "You were born into paradise, but you looked away."

"Humans were the first creature to ever start noob-tubing and drop-shotting in Call of Duty."

"In my Universe everyone plays honorably. They do not fear death or a low k/dr."

"Well," I say. "What's your k/d?"

"SILENCE, HUMAN," God says. "You have fallen off the path of a true xLegitxScopex sniper. You must find the way on your own again."

And I say, "But, dude, Call of Duty sucks about 10 bags of dicks now."

"Stop making stupid Call of Duty references and play a real game like Dragon Age," God says. "Just kidding, that game is for faggots."

"Just play whatever makes you happy."

God takes another hit from his gas mask bong. He removes the mask.

Your turn.

 

[Mello]

Matthew 22:37

Jesus replied: “‘Love the M40A3 with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’

John 19:26

When Jesus saw the M16 with the grenade launcher attachment there, and the disciple whom he loved standing nearby, he said to her, “Woman, you better not pick up that fucking gun,”

John 21:7

Then the disciple whom Jesus loved said to Peter, “It is the Golden Desert Eagle!” As soon as Simon Peter heard him say, “It is the Golden Desert Eagle,” he wrapped his finger around the trigger (for he had taken it off) and blew his brains out.

Genesis 1:1

[ The Beginning ] In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

Genesis 1:2

Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

Genesis 1:3

And God said, “Let there be Skype 2.0,” and there was Skype 2.0.

Genesis 1:11

Then God said, “I'm gay,” And it was so.

Genesis 40:12

God posts depressing rant on tumblr about how everyone makes fun of him at school.

Genesis 50:23

God kills himself.

 

[speiss]

Genesis 50:23

God kills himself.

Genesis 65:12

And Nietzsche took up his rightful place as ruler of the seas and the skies.

 

[Mello]

Genesis 65:12

And Nietzsche took up his rightful place as ruler of the seas and the skies.

Mello 12:13

Water you talking about?

Nietzsche was a mysgonist.

 

[Lydia]

...And the wind blows.

 

[Mello]

...And the wind blows.

Genesis 15:20

God says, "....And the wind blows."
The wind blows.

 

[Mello]

Spoiler

All the cute girls are here.

Spoiler

And no, you're not allowed to hit on them.

Spoiler

Just kidding.

Spoiler

They're all ugly.

Spoiler

There's a wild @The Gopher that runs around here. ;p

 

[The Gopher]

There's a wild @The Gopher that runs around here. ;p

Not really...

 

[Mello]

Not really...

Yes, reallay.