Toad
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Woman. What is woman? Why do we, as men, want them so badly. What power do they have over us!? Why is it that men can hang out with each other with no problem, but as soon as you introduce a woman into the equation problems arise?
Please don't consider this thread sexist or anything. I really have nothing against women. I love women.
My theory is that woman has been the cause for man's suffering since humans were able to feel pain.
Men fight each other over women. We put ourselves through school. We work our asses off. For what? For ourselves? Maybe, partially for ourselves. But mainly because we hope one day to find a beautiful intelligent woman to marry us. Than what happens after we finally find a girlfriend or get married? They try to change everything that makes us happy! Why must they always try to change us?!?!? I was a fun guy before my gf...she destroyed my spirit. I had to quit smoking. I have to comb my hair, do my laundry, and always look "nice" for her. I can't eat junk food. I can't even eat after 10 o'clock for god sakes! If I do break any of her rules she makes me feel so guilty I could kill myself.
Can you imagine a world with out women? Let's just say we do not have a desire to have sex. The world would be the most peaceful fucking place in the universe. We would probably be united as one nation and have colonies in mars by now.
So in conclusion, women (may it be unintentional) are the root of all evil for men. EVERYTHING that men do are to impress woman.
Please don't consider this thread sexist or anything. I really have nothing against women. I love women.
My theory is that woman has been the cause for man's suffering since humans were able to feel pain.
Men fight each other over women. We put ourselves through school. We work our asses off. For what? For ourselves? Maybe, partially for ourselves. But mainly because we hope one day to find a beautiful intelligent woman to marry us. Than what happens after we finally find a girlfriend or get married? They try to change everything that makes us happy! Why must they always try to change us?!?!? I was a fun guy before my gf...she destroyed my spirit. I had to quit smoking. I have to comb my hair, do my laundry, and always look "nice" for her. I can't eat junk food. I can't even eat after 10 o'clock for god sakes! If I do break any of her rules she makes me feel so guilty I could kill myself.
Can you imagine a world with out women? Let's just say we do not have a desire to have sex. The world would be the most peaceful fucking place in the universe. We would probably be united as one nation and have colonies in mars by now.
So in conclusion, women (may it be unintentional) are the root of all evil for men. EVERYTHING that men do are to impress woman.