LOL! John Forsythe? I heard he was forced to help out those lame beatniks. I did get confirming reports on them being QUITE lame and on being much older than their purported ages. Given the lameness involved I think you have a good smear campaign prospect in that. ;)
Again, sounds much naughtier than it is. :P Quite the benevolent ruler to give fair warning, I must say. I hope these radical reforms maintain the status quo going forward. <- Is a tad bit of a dreamer.