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Anthile

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Deus Ex Machina.
 

loveofreason

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Transhumanist prophet?

... I may need to dwell on this....
 

Melkor

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Credent computerised cerebral
 

loveofreason

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FuturePerfect?
 

Kuu

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Artifice Orisit

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Deus Ex Machina, best thus far

oh, a good quote I just found
"Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder"-Nick Bostrom
 

loveofreason

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She's my role-model as a mother! lay off!!!
 

The Fury

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Well, I'm about 900 posts away from getting a cool name so how about giving me one now. I've got it

The Fury
The best of us
 

loveofreason

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Let me think about that......

NO.

:)
 

Melkor

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Nice quote Cog...Our image of nature is somewhat flawed...more of a group of half witted politicians than a mother. Fury, that was MEAN! Have a gold star!
 

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:( I'm grievously struck. You're both so cruel.


Hey Cognisant, what about MachineDaddy!
 

Artifice Orisit

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must... resist... crude... joke...

I'm perfectly okay with it, although are you?
Considering the whole incident when I adopted you... sort of.

But hey I could avoid the phrase and act in a father way, which may be both sweet and a little creepy since the incident involving the phrase will still be remembered.
 

loveofreason

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I am indeed fine with it.

This is my way of redirecting your, ahem, fatherly attentions to rather more appropriate objects.

:D
 

Artifice Orisit

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Well that does make perfect sense,

But I like how messed up it would be if I was to refer to you as my daughter, and just leaving the exact nature of this relationship up to speculation.
(I just enjoy messing with people's minds, no I don't know why)

I use “relationship” in the purely non-implicative way. It has been miss interpreted before.
 

loveofreason

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If you start calling me your daughter... that would make Melkor your grandson...

bear in mind that I have an unfulfilled life quest to murder my father, it would be my duty to kill you at each and every opportunity.

So, I'll update your title then....
 

Artifice Orisit

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Like I've said before, the whole murdered by aspiring daughter thing is cool with me.

19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

Just let me murder the SoaB who seduced you first and promise me you'll continue on with my evil empire.
Also the fact that Melkor is my self declared nemesis makes him a perfect grandson.
 

loveofreason

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Sounds like we now have the perfect family!

Except I'd like a large black panther on a leash....
 

loveofreason

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It must be warm, soft and robotic. I shall be sleeping with it from now on.

For my own protection.


Damnit! Don't make me derail a thread, you!
 

Artifice Orisit

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*Removes cat brain, replaces it with AI*

Okay now honey don't let anything near human into your bed with you, unless you actually want to sleep with a still warm carcass. Kitty has territorial issues with anything other than you.
 

saffyangelis

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Grandpa Cog?

Can I have a pet too?

One that'll hunt down Melkors?
 

Melkor

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An awesome related male rivalry is always entertaining , just look at tekken. :D But Loooor.... what if I have nightmares!
 

Artifice Orisit

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Yes but it will be cute and decidedly non-lethal, for comic relief.

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What? You don't enjoy having nightmares?
 

Weliddryn

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Thread split and moved to Oubliette.
 

loveofreason

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Fukyo and Fleur!

Fukyo and Fleur... you both have over a thousand posts...

do you not want special titles? :D

Can we make some up for you?

ummm... how does "flower lady of hell" sound Fleur? ;) ....perhaps Aerith?

hmmm...
 

Fedayeen

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hmmm....how far am I from 1k?

EDIT: damn, about half way, a little more
 

Anthile

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I would have used Phoenix Down on you, Fleur.
 
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what should i have?
 
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yes, maybe i should have Seducer of the Homeless as my title and a new username
 
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Unholy Vegetable, The Tramp Fought Back At...,Ignoramus, Finger Tits, Intellecher, Jonny, Little Bastard, (just plain) Seducer, Gollug, Whale Eviscerater, Lucifuck, Crucifuck, Labrynthian Maledicter, The Elusive and Irreverent Rev. Radish, Mr. Ballsack, Apeth, Retard, Brad Pitt, The Great Clit-Mouthed Fool, Metallicker, The Bane of Crimson Dresses, Pimple On The Arse Of..., Anti-Semite, Brother From Your Mothers Sectret Lover, intPenis, The Forum Idiot, The Unwanted Child, Krik Hamster, Choad, Stigmata On Your Left Buttock, Melkors Alter-Ego :phear:, I Throw Peanuts At Old People,
Pungent French Cheese, Chairman Mao, Socrates' Deformed Nipple, Malignant Tumour...

...just kidding....

what shall be my new name?
 

Fedayeen

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Unholy Vegetable, The Tramp Fought Back At...,Ignoramus, Finger Tits, Intellecher, Jonny, Little Bastard, (just plain) Seducer, Gollug, Whale Eviscerater, Lucifuck, Crucifuck, Labrynthian Maledicter, The Elusive and Irreverent Rev. Radish, Mr. Ballsack, Apeth, Retard, Brad Pitt, The Great Clit-Mouthed Fool, Metallicker, The Bane of Crimson Dresses, Pimple On The Arse Of..., Anti-Semite, Brother From Your Mothers Sectret Lover, intPenis, The Forum Idiot, The Unwanted Child, Krik Hamster, Choad, Stigmata On Your Left Buttock, Melkors Alter-Ego :phear:, I Throw Peanuts At Old People,
Pungent French Cheese, Chairman Mao, Socrates' Deformed Nipple, Malignant Tumour...

...just kidding....

what shall be my new name?
change i throw peanuts at old people to i throw peanuts at people, and it would fit with seducing homeless
 
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Jesus's Go-Karting Grandmother, Prog Metal Bambi, Finding Neuro, Emperor Corpsepaint, Cretin, FallacioPerformer (take THAT FacetiousPersona, instead of Face maybe we should now Give Head. Get it!), Verbal Diarrhoeal, The Six Ft Udder, Angelina Jolie's Husband, Beguiler of the Gorgons...



(the inevitably less humourous sequel)
 
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seriously though, what should i do?
 

loveofreason

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Can do.

Sorry... I saw that request in the other thread, but I was in a rush...


edit: Hey! You just had a birthday and kept it quiet! :p

*sends Cog a bottle of grease*
 

Adaire

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Happy b-day cognisant. I got you a companion cube; but don't bother asking for cake.
 

loveofreason

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*wonders if Fleur will ever notice that lor made her user title "without a trifle" instead of "without a title"

:)
 

Sapphire Harp

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I just noticed -Sagewolf- is at 986, so the time of his title is nigh...

But I don't have any suggestions for it yet...


(If I think of one, I'll edit it into this post.)

 
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