The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything Test

[Fukyo]

I have a better test!

Okay,maybe not but it's still a nice test.


Result from 2 years ago:
Must have been in a misanthropic mood...

You're The Conqueror!

You may not be a bad person, but you're capable of it, and you probably know it. You have no one to answer to, and no one to stop you, except for yourself. You are free and you make the most of it- perhaps at the expense of others.

You are mostly selfish. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Pursue money, sex, and thrills at any and all costs and by any means available, consider studying quantum physics, become involved in a liberal political organization or anarchist guerilla movement.

You should NOT: Join an organized religion, serve in the military or law enforcement, be quick to enter a serious committed relationship.

Your will be: Exciting.
Your life may be: Happy.
Your life will not be: Inspirational.

Your opposite is: The Missionary.

Your companion is: The Medic- you can really mellow each other out.

The recent one:

You scored 50% Egocentricism, 22% Hierarchy, 57% Spirituality and 15% Morality!

You are the Explorer!

Something is missing. Your giving and spiritual nature has not yet found its reason for being. The higher power and cosmic justice which give your nature meaning are out there, but you can't find them among the many pretenders. Organized religion seems so close, but somehow missing the point- perhaps because you have not found one that convinces you that order and justice can exist in this world.You are The Missionary without the message.
You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You do not believe there is justice.
You SHOULD: Travel and experience other cultures in the same way that the locals do. This will not necessarily require a significant budget- which you are unlikely to have if you are staying true to yourself; you can do it by volunteering with philanthropic organizations.
You should NOT: Be too quick to settle down. You probably wont find a soul mate until you find your own soul, so have a few meaningful but fun relationships without making too many long-term promises. Become tied down financially or professionally.

Your life will be: Fascinating.
Your life may be: Inspirational.
Your life will not be: Stable.
Your opposite is: The Conqueror.
Your companion is: The Counselor.

 

[Anthile]

Your result for The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything Test ...
The Hero

You scored 39% Egocentricism, 17% Heirarchy, 46% Spiritualityand 53% Morality!

You bring justice to a chaotic world. You are comfortable with disorder, but not with evil. If all police were like you, Rodney King wouldn't be famous.
You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You believe there is justice.
You SHOULD: Take a job that lets you protect people. Carefully consider whether or not religion has anything to offer you. Seek both the love and sex of your choosing, but only with someone trustworthy. Question the merit of the rules you follow.
You should NOT: Practice Criminal Law. Give in the to temptation to lie, cheat, or steal.

Your life will be: Remembered.
Your life may be: Boring to you.
Your life will not be: Thrilling.
Your opposite is: The Devil.
Your companion is: The Engineer, Another Hero, The Worker


Uhm, yeah...

 

[Cegorach]

The Counselor
You scored 42% Egocentricism, 54% Heirarchy, 51% Spirituality and 18% Morality!

You are The Counselor!
You are giving and in touch with the order of the world, but not judgmental. You are a great listener and advisor.

You are mostly selfless. You believe in an ordered universe and in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Keep many friends, but no more than you can consistently communicate with in depth. Be very selective in your associations- people who don't share your interests will drain your energy and attention and give you nothing in return. Choose a hobby that you can involve others in, and become a master of it so that you can advise friends in it.

You should NOT: Choose a fundamentalist branch of whatever religion you prefer- your understanding could easily be mistaken for approval of evil. Associate with extremely ego-centric people- they will take advantage of you willingness to listen and you will come to resent communicating with them. Choose a partner who has family you can't stand- you will not do well with drama.

Your life will be: Satisfying.
Your life may be: Happy.
Your life will not be: Lonely.

Your opposite is: Your most polar opposite is The Freedom Fighter- you may be OK with eachother, but you will agree on nothing. The Conqueror or The Villain. The Worker is very unlike you as well, but you might like The Worker.

Your companion is: The Explorer.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

The Conqueror

You scored 67% Egocentricism, 34% Heirarchy, 46% Spiritualityand 32% Morality!

You're The Conqueror!
You may not be a bad person, but you're capable of it, and you probably know it. You have no one to answer to, and no one to stop you, except for yourself. You are free and you make the most of it- perhaps at the expense of others.

You are mostly selfish. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Pursue money, sex, and thrills at any and all costs and by any means available, consider studying quantum physics, become involved in a liberal political organization or anarchist guerilla movement.

You should NOT: Join an organized religion, serve in the military or law enforcement, be quick to enter a serious committed relationship.

Your will be: Exciting.
Your life may be: Happy.
Your life will not be: Inspirational.

Your opposite is: The Missionary.

Your companion is: The Medic- you can really mellow eachother out.

 

[walfin]

The Medic
You scored 47% Egocentricism, 46% Heirarchy, 29% Spiritualityand 35% Morality!
**You're The Medic!
You're a jaded but good person in a bad world. There's no one to help you, but you're there to help others, not for any particular reason- you're just compelled. You're the only one on the battlefield who isn't adding to the carnage.

**The Medic has an Evil Twin: The Servant. The Servant is what happens when the medic's giving nature is focused on one individual rather than people in general. The Servant's details are at the bottom.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Find someone who loves you- preferably an optimist- and share as much of your life as possible with them. Take a job that lets you help people. Do a lot of volunteer work, and befriend the happiest people you meet there. Try to find God.

You should NOT: Join the military or commit yourself to anything that places you in extremely unpleasant situations for very long. Talk to scientologists, for any reason. Base your relationships on sex.

Your life will be: Inspirational.
Your life may be: Exciting.
Your life will not be: Happy.

Your opposite is: The Televangelist.

Your companion is: The Priest, The Engineer.


**If you are The Servant:
You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Be extremely careful. You are probably The Servant because you fell in love with someone who simply uses you, and/or because of a sexual fetish of some kind. You may feel the need to be protected and directed by someone- choose very very carefully. Make this choice based on your talents and interests. The person you allow yourself to become dependent upon should be someone who channels you in good directions, and who enjoys your greatest strengths.

You should NOT: Serve just anyone who has a use for you. Use drugs or alcohol as mood lifters, even mildly.

Your life will be: Full of passion.
Your life may be: Scary.
Your life will not be: Blissful.

Your opposite is: The Televangelist, but opposites aren't necessarily a bad thing for you.

Your companion is: Hard to determine. You should definitely avoid The Villain, The Conqueror, The Chaos Mage, and The Devil- Those who are egocentric and lack a sense of justice can hurt you badly.

The Worker may be your best bet- they will actually care about EARNING your devotion, but they will expect it to be exclusive.

A strong medic could be a fairly equal partner for you, which is good if you're not happy with your normal usual relationships, and though you wouldn't fulfill a medic's spiritual needs, you would definitely make a medic's life more bearable.

The Hero would also be a good pick for you. Not only can The Hero protect you, the Hero can make a sidekick out of you, thus making you more like your better-adjusted twin, The Medic.

-

Doormat. I knew it. But definitely not The Servant.

 

[The Fury]

The Conqueror

You scored 58% Egocentricism, 12% Heirarchy, 37% Spiritualityand 35% Morality!

 

[bananaphallus]

The Conqueror

You scored 81% Egocentricism, 27% Heirarchy, 31% Spiritualityand 29% Morality!

 

[nemo]

The Explorer

You scored 19% Egocentricism, 39% Heirarchy, 60% Spirituality and 47% Morality!
"Your life will be: Fascinating.
Your life may be: Inspirational.
Your life will not be: Stable."


Spirituality? Ugh... Ditto with fascinating.

 

[Madoness]

The Medic

You scored 28% Egocentricism, 32% Heirarchy, 43% Spirituality and 41% Morality!

Though I was surprised about the percentage of Spirituality , some answers do kind of fit, like:
Your opposite is: The Televangelist, but opposites aren't necessarily a bad thing for you.

Your companion is: Hard to determine. You should definitely avoid The Villain, The Conqueror, The Chaos Mage, and The Devil- Those who are egocentric and lack a sense of justice can hurt you badly.

 

[Jaico]

The Explorer

You scored 36% Egocentricism, 44% Heirarchy, 71% Spiritualityand 50% Morality!

Hmm, go figure...

 

[Deleted member 1424]

I received conqueror/medic, but I wanted Chaos Mage......

You're A Chaos Mage!
Could you be any more freaking eccentric? You manipulate a random and unfair universe to your will, which seems easy for you, because YOU ARE the random and unfair universe. You find meaning in chaos and are not bothered by disorder. You're doing what you do- and that's all anyone can ask of you.

You are mostly selfish. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Carefully examine how you relate to others if you are unhappy. Please note that this will almost certainly change your personality type, and you will then have new instructions to follow.

You should NOT: You're probably a nihlist. Cautioning you is futile.

Your life will be: Unpredictable.
Your life may be: Thrilling.
Your life will not be: Meaningful.

Your opposite is: The Engineer.

Your companion is: You don't have a companion.

 

[Enne]

Devil. :-x

 

[Carnap]

The Counselor. Glad AllKnowingCow got the same thing cause I thought you'd all think I was a wimp.

 

[Aiss]

The Conqueror

You scored 58% Egocentricism, 27% Heirarchy, 46% Spiritualityand 35% Morality!

 

[Nocturna]

The Medic

You scored 39% Egocentricism, 24% Heirarchy, 31% Spiritualityand 9% Morality!



**You're The Medic!
You're a jaded but good person in a bad world. There's no one to help you, but you're there to help others, not for any particular reason- you're just compelled. You're the only one on the battlefield who isn't adding to the carnage.

**The Medic has an Evil Twin: The Servant. The Servant is what happens when the medic's giving nature is focused on one individual rather than people in general. The Servant's details are at the bottom.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Find someone who loves you- preferably an optimist- and share as much of your life as possible with them. Take a job that lets you help people. Do a lot of volunteer work, and befriend the happiest people you meet there. Try to find God.

You should NOT: Join the military or commit yourself to anything that places you in extremely unpleasant situations for very long. Talk to scientologists, for any reason. Base your relationships on sex.

Your life will be: Inspirational.
Your life may be: Exciting.
Your life will not be: Happy.

Your opposite is: The Televangelist.

Your companion is: The Priest, The Engineer.

Very interesting test, one of my favourite so far. I agree with it too, except for the "try to find God" part, it's a really weird advice to give to someone who doesn't have a single mystical cell in her whole body!

 

[Wish]

The Explorer

You scored 39% Egocentricism, 24% Heirarchy, 60% Spiritualityand 38% Morality!

You are the Explorer!
Something is missing. Your giving and spiritual nature has not yet found its reason for being. The higher power and cosmic justice which give your nature meaning are out there, but you can't find them among the many pretenders. Organized religion seems so close, but somehow missing the point- perhaps because you have not found one that convinces you that order and justice can exist in this world. You are The Missionary without the message.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Travel and experience other cultures in the same way that the locals do. This will not necessarily require a significant budget- which you are unlikely to have if you are staying true to yourself; you can do it by volunteering with philanthropic organizations.

You should NOT: Be too quick to settle down. You probably wont find a soul mate until you find your own soul, so have a few meaningful but fun relationships without making too many long-term promises. Become tied down financially or professionally.

Your life will be: Fascinating.
Your life may be: Inspirational.
Your life will not be: Stable.

Your opposite is: The Conqueror.

Your companion is: The Counselor.

Aaghh this bleeds INFP!

My Fi tells me this is true but my Ti tells me the Chaos Mage makes more sense

Oh what to think, what to think..

 

[cheese]

Medic/Servant
25% Egocentricism, 39% Heirarchy, 46% Spirituality and 26% Morality

I want to work out a completely coherent and self-contained worldview, no inconsistency. I got annoyed at how many questions I had to think about. I mean, it's only our own friggin lives right? Why rush the personal manual?

*edit
I think I've been Servant-ing someone for a while now. Some Ones, actually. I wonder what they'd be?


WishingWell, imho yours is nicer. Chaos Mage isn't necessarily competent or successful. You could be a brilliant nice person. Nothing wrong with that, quite the opposite in fact (subjective of course).

 

[Döden]

Aye, nothing wrong with the Explorer. I think it's quite fitting for me- just got back from driving around a secluded part of town by the mountains. I like exploring washes too. Classy.
The spiritual part seems a bit skewed though. I just like going to beautiful places, it can be very intense. I answered I'd like to know the truth about god instead of the entire cosmos. Knowing everything would be boring; I'd want to be able to question and learn for myself.

 

[Puffy]

Thank you! I got Explorer as well and tbh I thought it was quite accurate.

 

[saffyangelis]

The Medic

You scored 33% Egocentricism, 39% Heirarchy, 46% Spiritualityand 29% Morality!

Interesting =P

 

[ckm]

The Explorer

You scored 36% Egocentricism, 29% Heirarchy, 80% Spirituality and 41% Morality!

Pretty accurate.

 

[Dead But Dreaming]

You scored 61% Egocentricism, 49% Heirarchy, 54% Spiritualityand 29% Morality!


You're A Chaos Mage!
Could you be any more freaking eccentric? You manipulate a random and unfair universe to your will, which seems easy for you, because YOU ARE the random and unfair universe. You find meaning in chaos and are not bothered by disorder. You're doing what you do- and that's all anyone can ask of you.

You are mostly selfish. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Carefully examine how you relate to others if you are unhappy. Please note that this will almost certainly change your personality type, and you will then have new instructions to follow.

You should NOT: You're probably a nihlist. Cautioning you is futile.

Your life will be: Unpredictable.
Your life may be: Thrilling.
Your life will not be: Meaningful.

Your opposite is: The Engineer.

Your companion is: You don't have a companion.

Yes... kind of what I predict myself to be in the future.

 

[Sparrow]

The Medic
You scored 28% Egocentricism, 34% Heirarchy, 49% Spiritualityand 41% Morality!
**You're The Medic!
You're a jaded but good person in a bad world. There's no one to help you, but you're there to help others, not for any particular reason- you're just compelled. You're the only one on the battlefield who isn't adding to the carnage.

**The Medic has an Evil Twin: The Servant. The Servant is what happens when the medic's giving nature is focused on one individual rather than people in general. The Servant's details are at the bottom.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Find someone who loves you- preferably an optimist- and share as much of your life as possible with them. Take a job that lets you help people. Do a lot of volunteer work, and befriend the happiest people you meet there. Try to find God.

You should NOT: Join the military or commit yourself to anything that places you in extremely unpleasant situations for very long. Talk to scientologists, for any reason. Base your relationships on sex.

Your life will be: Inspirational.
Your life may be: Exciting.
Your life will not be: Happy.

Your opposite is: The Televangelist.

Your companion is: The Priest, The Engineer.

 

[saihtlen]

The Chaos Mage

You scored 61% Egocentricism, 15% Heirarchy, 51% Spiritualityand 35% Morality!

You're A Chaos Mage!
Could you be any more freaking eccentric? You manipulate a random and unfair universe to your will, which seems easy for you, because YOU ARE the random and unfair universe. You find meaning in chaos and are not bothered by disorder. You're doing what you do- and that's all anyone can ask of you.

You are mostly selfish. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Carefully examine how you relate to others if you are unhappy. Please note that this will almost certainly change your personality type, and you will then have new instructions to follow.

You should NOT: You're probably a nihlist. Cautioning you is futile.

Your life will be: Unpredictable.
Your life may be: Thrilling.
Your life will not be: Meaningful.

Your opposite is: The Engineer.

Your companion is: You don't have a companion.

 

[warryer]

The Sage

You scored 42% Egocentricism, 49% Heirarchy, 69% Spiritualityand 59% Morality!

You're The Sage!
You are wise and moral. You don't pray for gifts from God- you do it yourself. You do it so convincingly that others may assume that you are Blessed. Without you, there would be no civilization. You love to give the gift of knowledge, and foster independent thought in others.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Pursue higher education. Study Theology and/or Philosophy. Seek your soulmate more than sex. Consider missionary work and other forms of constructive activism. Consider becoming a teacher.

You should NOT: Choose an organized religion that emphasizes prayer and miracles. Spend a lot of time alone. Work overtime or devote all of your time to any one thing.

Your life will be: Satisfying.
Your life may be: Inspirational.
Your life will not be: Thrilling.

Your opposite is: The Conqueror.

Your companion is: The Missionary.

More or less

 

[Psychotic But Cute]

The Sage
You scored 47% Egocentricism, 34% Heirarchy, 69% Spiritualityand 56% Morality!
You're The Sage!
You are wise and moral. You don't pray for gifts from God- you do it yourself. You do it so convincingly that others may assume that you are Blessed. Without you, there would be no civilization. You love to give the gift of knowledge, and foster independent thought in others.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Pursue higher education. Study Theology and/or Philosophy. Seek your soulmate more than sex. Consider missionary work and other forms of constructive activism. Consider becoming a teacher.

You should NOT: Choose an organized religion that emphasizes prayer and miracles. Spend a lot of time alone. Work overtime or devote all of your time to any one thing.

Your life will be: Satisfying.
Your life may be: Inspirational.
Your life will not be: Thrilling.

Your opposite is: The Conqueror.

Your companion is: The Missionary.

I'm not sure I like all of this, but there are things I find... somewhat accurate.

 

[Hawkeye]

The Chaos Mage

You scored 61% Egocentricism, 15% Heirarchy, 51% Spirituality and 29% Morality!

haha, I'd say it was fairly close.

 

[Double-Think]

eh old thread... but here are my results, lol explains my fancy of politics

The Sage
You scored 36% Egocentricism, 24% Heirarchy, 66% Spiritualityand 62% Morality!
You're The Sage!
You are wise and moral. You don't pray for gifts from God- you do it yourself. You do it so convincingly that others may assume that you are Blessed. Without you, there would be no civilization. You love to give the gift of knowledge, and foster independent thought in others.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Pursue higher education. Study Theology and/or Philosophy. Seek your soulmate more than sex. Consider missionary work and other forms of constructive activism. Consider becoming a teacher.

You should NOT: Choose an organized religion that emphasizes prayer and miracles. Spend a lot of time alone. Work overtime or devote all of your time to any one thing.

Your life will be: Satisfying.
Your life may be: Inspirational.
Your life will not be: Thrilling.

Your opposite is: The Conqueror.

Your companion is: The Missionary.

 

[Incessantly Introspective]

You're The Sage!
You are wise and moral. You don't pray for gifts from God- you do it yourself. You do it so convincingly that others may assume that you are Blessed. Without you, there would be no civilization. You love to give the gift of knowledge, and foster independent thought in others.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You believe there is justice.

You scored 18% on Egocentricism, higher than 4% of your peers.
You scored 41% on Belief in Order, higher than 64% of your peers.
You scored 91% on Spirituality, higher than 99% of your peers.
You scored 59% on Justice, higher than 82% of your peers.


You SHOULD: Pursue higher education. Study Theology and/or Philosophy. Seek your soulmate more than sex. Consider missionary work and other forms of constructive activism. Consider becoming a teacher.

You should NOT: Choose an organized religion that emphasizes prayer and miracles. Spend a lot of time alone. Work overtime or devote all of your time to any one thing.

Your life will be: Satisfying.
Your life may be: Inspirational.
Your life will not be: Thrilling.

Your opposite is: The Conqueror.

Your companion is: The Missionary.

 

[Anchorite]

The Medic

You scored 39% Egocentricism, 24% Heirarchy, 31% Spiritualityand 26% Morality!

**You're The Medic!
You're a jaded but good person in a bad world. There's no one to help you, but you're there to help others, not for any particular reason- you're just compelled. You're the only one on the battlefield who isn't adding to the carnage.

**The Medic has an Evil Twin: The Servant. The Servant is what happens when the medic's giving nature is focused on one individual rather than people in general. The Servant's details are at the bottom.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Find someone who loves you- preferably an optimist- and share as much of your life as possible with them. Take a job that lets you help people. Do a lot of volunteer work, and befriend the happiest people you meet there. Try to find God.

You should NOT: Join the military or commit yourself to anything that places you in extremely unpleasant situations for very long. Talk to scientologists, for any reason. Base your relationships on sex.

Your life will be: Inspirational.
Your life may be: Exciting.
Your life will not be: Happy.

Your opposite is: The Televangelist.

Your companion is: The Priest, The Engineer.

 

[Cogito]

The Explorer

You scored 47% Egocentricism, 17% Heirarchy, 51% Spiritualityand 38% Morality!

 

[Itchy Feet]

The Deist

You scored 53% Egocentricism, 39% Heirarchy, 57% Spiritualityand 56% Morality!

You are The Deist!
You are a spiritual and moral person, but that doesn't necessarily translate into your day to day life. You are most concerned with human affairs, which you believe you are in a position to manipulate, in large part to your own benefit. You may even consider it a moral duty to do so- God doesn't need you bothering him over things you can handle yourself- if he's listening at all.

You are mostly selfish. You do not believe in an ordered universe and an ordered society. The soul is more important to you than the physical universe- but it doesn't show. You believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Consider public service. The combination of a spiritual nature with a reliance on wordly action and good luck over miracles makes you well suited for improving the world. Your greed shouldn't get in the way of that- it's expected in politics. Involve yourself in benevolent organizations and meet likeminded people there.

You should NOT: Emphasize organized religion over your private understanding of God. Try to work too closely with people who believe in miracles. You will find them ineffective and they will find you offensive. It's nice that they and you both want to save the world, just don't do it together.
Your life will be: Inspirational.
Your life may be: Happy.
Your life will not be: Meaningless.

Your opposite is: Entertainer.

Your companion is: The Sage- they will be a great teacher for you.

 

[nexion]

The Explorer

You scored 31% Egocentricism, 46% Heirarchy, 63% Spirituality and 24% Morality!

You are the Explorer!
Something is missing. Your giving and spiritual nature has not yet found its reason for being. The higher power and cosmic justice which give your nature meaning are out there, but you can't find them among the many pretenders. Organized religion seems so close, but somehow missing the point- perhaps because you have not found one that convinces you that order and justice can exist in this world. You are The Missionary without the message.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Travel and experience other cultures in the same way that the locals do. This will not necessarily require a significant budget- which you are unlikely to have if you are staying true to yourself; you can do it by volunteering with philanthropic organizations.

You should NOT: Be too quick to settle down. You probably wont find a soul mate until you find your own soul, so have a few meaningful but fun relationships without making too many long-term promises. Become tied down financially or professionally.

Your life will be: Fascinating.
Your life may be: Inspirational.
Your life will not be: Stable.

Your opposite is: The Conqueror.

Your companion is: The Counselor.

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Fairly accurate, I'd say. Except I am somewhat disturbed that so many quizzes I do end up as showing me as highly unstable.

Some of this is definitely wrong though. From my perceptions at least. But, maybe I'm just wrong about myself.

 

[gruesomebrat]

So. I took the test, but I didn't see any reference to the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything. I thought it was well established that the answer is 42.


The Devil

You scored 53% Egocentricism, 51% Heirarchy, 57% Spiritualityand 26% Morality!

You are The Devil!
For you, there is no getting around the fact that there is a higher force controlling your destiny, but you feel no obligation to submit to it. You are very conscious of the conflict between what is and what should be. What should be, in your mind, is whatever works out best for you.

You are mostly selfish. You believe in an ordered universe and an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Focus on the most socially acceptable of your many grievances against the world- perhaps you can pursue your own ends and accidentally do some good in the process. That will also bring you the admiration and following of others, which you will likely enjoy. You would be a powerful activist, but only for a cause that directly impacts you. Pursue higher education and consider studying philosophy. Learn to control your desires not by denial, but by aggressively satisfying the harmless ones.

You should NOT: Get involved in any kind of loose-knit or factionalized group: you will inevitably be the spark in the powderkeg- your ruthless efficiency will inspire those who share your goals, but horrify those who do not. Remain long in the service of someone you disagree with- you must cross your bridges quickly in order to resist the temptation to burn them.

Your life will be: Controversial.
Your life may be: Inspirational.
Your life will not be: Peaceful.

Your opposite is: The Hero.

Your companion is: The Counselor. Much like the "real" devil in Christian lore, you probably wouldn't create so many problems if the one you love would just listen to you and stroke your ego a bit.

The Missionary, strangely enough, would also be OK for you under certain circumstances. The Missionary will serve any moral need that you have and probably make you a better person.

 

[Jesse]

The Explorer
You scored 42% Egocentricism, 20% Heirarchy, 51% Spiritualityand 35% Morality!

About right.

 

[Bird]

The Hero

You scored 19% Egocentricism, 37% Heirarchy, 46% Spiritualityand 53% Morality!

 

[Anthile]

The Hero

You scored 19% Egocentricism, 37% Heirarchy, 46% Spiritualityand 53% Morality!

 

[Wish]

Interesting seeing where my results changed after a year...

Spoiler

BEFORE:

You scored 39% Egocentricism, 24% Heirarchy, 60% Spirituality and 38% Morality!




AFTER:
The Medic

You scored 28% Egocentricism, 22% Heirarchy, 49% Spirituality and 38% Morality!


**You're The Medic!
You're a jaded but good person in a bad world. There's no one to help you, but you're there to help others, not for any particular reason- you're just compelled. You're the only one on the battlefield who isn't adding to the carnage.

**The Medic has an Evil Twin: The Servant. The Servant is what happens when the medic's giving nature is focused on one individual rather than people in general. The Servant's details are at the bottom.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Find someone who loves you- preferably an optimist- and share as much of your life as possible with them. Take a job that lets you help people. Do a lot of volunteer work, and befriend the happiest people you meet there. Try to find God.

You should NOT: Join the military or commit yourself to anything that places you in extremely unpleasant situations for very long. Talk to scientologists, for any reason. Base your relationships on sex.

Your life will be: Inspirational.
Your life may be: Exciting.
Your life will not be: Happy.

Your opposite is: The Televangelist.

Your companion is: The Priest, The Engineer.


**If you are The Servant:
You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Be extremely careful. You are probably The Servant because you fell in love with someone who simply uses you, and/or because of a sexual fetish of some kind. You may feel the need to be protected and directed by someone- choose very very carefully. Make this choice based on your talents and interests. The person you allow yourself to become dependent upon should be someone who channels you in good directions, and who enjoys your greatest strengths.

You should NOT: Serve just anyone who has a use for you. Use drugs or alcohol as mood lifters, even mildly.

Your life will be: Full of passion.
Your life may be: Scary.
Your life will not be: Blissful.

Your opposite is: The Televangelist, but opposites aren't necessarily a bad thing for you.

Your companion is: Hard to determine. You should definitely avoid The Villain, The Conqueror, The Chaos Mage, and The Devil- Those who are egocentric and lack a sense of justice can hurt you badly.

The Worker may be your best bet- they will actually care about EARNING your devotion, but they will expect it to be exclusive.

A strong medic could be a fairly equal partner for you, which is good if you're not happy with your normal usual relationships, and though you wouldn't fulfill a medic's spiritual needs, you would definitely make a medic's life more bearable.

The Hero would also be a good pick for you. Not only can The Hero protect you, the Hero can make a sidekick out of you, thus making you more like your better-adjusted twin, The Medic.

It appears I have lost some spirituality and some egocentrism

 

[Tyria]

The Medic

You scored 19% Egocentricism, 44% Heirarchy, 49% Spiritualityand 47% Morality!
**You're The Medic!
You're a jaded but good person in a bad world. There's no one to help you, but you're there to help others, not for any particular reason- you're just compelled. You're the only one on the battlefield who isn't adding to the carnage.

**The Medic has an Evil Twin: The Servant. The Servant is what happens when the medic's giving nature is focused on one individual rather than people in general. The Servant's details are at the bottom.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Find someone who loves you- preferably an optimist- and share as much of your life as possible with them. Take a job that lets you help people. Do a lot of volunteer work, and befriend the happiest people you meet there. Try to find God.

You should NOT: Join the military or commit yourself to anything that places you in extremely unpleasant situations for very long. Talk to scientologists, for any reason. Base your relationships on sex.

Your life will be: Inspirational.
Your life may be: Exciting.
Your life will not be: Happy.

Your opposite is: The Televangelist.

Your companion is: The Priest, The Engineer.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

The Medic
You scored 31% Egocentricism, 29% Heirarchy, 43% Spirituality and 29% Morality!

I do love playing the Medic in War games, especially when you get shotguns.

 

[Black Rose]

The Explorer

You scored 25% Egocentricism, 41% Heirarchy, 66% Spiritualityand 35% Morality!

You are the Explorer!
Something is missing. Your giving and spiritual nature has not yet found its reason for being. The higher power and cosmic justice which give your nature meaning are out there, but you can't find them among the many pretenders. Organized religion seems so close, but somehow missing the point- perhaps because you have not found one that convinces you that order and justice can exist in this world. You are The Missionary without the message.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Travel and experience other cultures in the same way that the locals do. This will not necessarily require a significant budget- which you are unlikely to have if you are staying true to yourself; you can do it by volunteering with philanthropic organizations.

You should NOT: Be too quick to settle down. You probably wont find a soul mate until you find your own soul, so have a few meaningful but fun relationships without making too many long-term promises. Become tied down financially or professionally.

Your life will be: Fascinating.
Your life may be: Inspirational.
Your life will not be: Stable.

Your opposite is: The Conqueror.

Your companion is: The Counselor.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

The Chaos Mage

You scored 58% Egocentricism, 29% Heirarchy, 51% Spirituality and 26% Morality!

You're A Chaos Mage!

Could you be any more freaking eccentric? You manipulate a random and unfair universe to your will, which seems easy for you, because YOU ARE the random and unfair universe. You find meaning in chaos and are not bothered by disorder. You're doing what you do- and that's all anyone can ask of you.

You are mostly selfish. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Carefully examine how you relate to others if you are unhappy. Please note that this will almost certainly change your personality type, and you will then have new instructions to follow.

You should NOT: You're probably a nihlist. Cautioning you is futile.

Your life will be: Unpredictable.
Your life may be: Thrilling.
Your life will not be: Meaningful.

Your opposite is: The Engineer.

Your companion is: You don't have a companion.

This test was amusing..


Thread necro'd

 

[C.Hecker88]

The Medic
You scored 44% Egocentricism, 27% Heirarchy, 49% Spiritualityand 44% Morality!
**You're The Medic!
You're a jaded but good person in a bad world. There's no one to help you, but you're there to help others, not for any particular reason- you're just compelled. You're the only one on the battlefield who isn't adding to the carnage.

**The Medic has an Evil Twin: The Servant. The Servant is what happens when the medic's giving nature is focused on one individual rather than people in general. The Servant's details are at the bottom.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Find someone who loves you- preferably an optimist- and share as much of your life as possible with them. Take a job that lets you help people. Do a lot of volunteer work, and befriend the happiest people you meet there. Try to find God.

You should NOT: Join the military or commit yourself to anything that places you in extremely unpleasant situations for very long. Talk to scientologists, for any reason. Base your relationships on sex.

 

[Nezaros]

The Villain
You scored 69% Egocentricism, 54% Heirarchy, 31% Spiritualityand 24% Morality!
You're The Villain!
You know your place in the world, and you know how to make it a comfortable one. You do so with ruthless efficiency. People tend to get hurt around you and you may or may not see that as your fault, but it probably is.

You are mostly selfish. You believe in an ordered universe and an ordered society. The physical universe is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Pursue money, sex, and thrills at any and all costs and by any means available, consider an education and possibly a career in advanced math or science, join a non-religious right-wing political organization- don't choose fascism, even though they'd probably really like you. You may enjoy the military or a "private military company", as long as you attain high rank and are well paid.

You should NOT: Join an organized religion, get married, attempt to raise children, or serve in law enforcement.

Your life will be: Thrilling.
Your life may be: Happy.
Your life will not be: Inspirational.

Your opposite is: The Sage.

Your companion is: The conqueror- but only when times are good. The Entertainer- probably a submissive one. A Medic would make you a better person while pleasing you. A Servant would make you happy- but you'd almost certainly destroy them- not that you'd care.

I like this quiz.

 

[tanqttnml]

Your result for The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything Test ...
The Explorer
You scored 44% Egocentricism, 34% Heirarchy, 57% Spiritualityand 44% Morality!
You are the Explorer!
Something is missing. Your giving and spiritual nature has not yet found its reason for being. The higher power and cosmic justice which give your nature meaning are out there, but you can't find them among the many pretenders. Organized religion seems so close, but somehow missing the point- perhaps because you have not found one that convinces you that order and justice can exist in this world. You are The Missionary without the message.

You are mostly selfless. You do not believe in an ordered universe or necessarily in an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Travel and experience other cultures in the same way that the locals do. This will not necessarily require a significant budget- which you are unlikely to have if you are staying true to yourself; you can do it by volunteering with philanthropic organizations.

You should NOT: Be too quick to settle down. You probably wont find a soul mate until you find your own soul, so have a few meaningful but fun relationships without making too many long-term promises. Become tied down financially or professionally.

Your life will be: Fascinating.
Your life may be: Inspirational.
Your life will not be: Stable.

Your opposite is: The Conqueror.

Your companion is: The Counselor.

Somehow, I knew all along about the things I should not do (i.e., settle down quickly, getting tied down financially). But now that it's done, what do I do? I'm so unhappy with my life right now...

 

[Hawkeye]

Hmm, I got the same answer as last time: The Chaos Mage.

 

[Duxwing]

I'm the Medic, which is an oddly accurate term, given that I always love playing the medic whenever I play war games, try not to kill other pilots in combat flight (just disable the plane) and try to avoid hurt and bloodsport. Yet find God? Heck no! *chuk-chik* If push comes to shove, Uncle Sam gave me this shotgun, and by Freud I know where to shoot you with it!

-Duxwing

 

[ℜεмїηїs¢εη¢ε]

I thought it was well established that the answer is 42.

What was the question?

 

[Niclmaki]

The Explorer

You scored 19% Egocentricism, 32% Heirarchy, 66% Spiritualityand 12% Morality!

 

[nexion]

I took this test again. What do you know, it spat out completely different results:

The Medic
You scored 33% Egocentricism, 44% Heirarchy, 29% Spiritualityand 21% Morality!

If I took it again right now, it would probably give me another different result.

I have decided this is because this test is bad. The questions are mindblowingly amazing (most of them, anyway) to be an internet quiz, but the answer choices are terrible. Even though most of the questions have four choices, I find they are still inflexible in the number of different opinions they represent. On many questions there were one or two choices that were "roughly" my views but there was usually something off.

Oh well.

EDIT: Again:

The Medic
You scored 36% Egocentricism, 34% Heirarchy, 34% Spiritualityand 21% Morality!

It would be nice if these guy could spell.

My alter ego could be the Devil, the Chaos Mage, or the Explorer. Meaning I could be any of these four depending on the circumstances.

The thing that irks me the most about this test is the strict line it puts between order and chaos - I tend to see it more as a flux, or as one contained within or part of the other, or merely a difference between perception and perception of reality; whereas I believe reality to be completely ordered and independent of any perception, I almost always perceive reality (within my own experiences and thought patterns) to be entirely chaotic. Maybe that's why things I say make barely any sense to anyone. Probably like this. If you are even still reading. Or were to begin with. But really, it depends on the day. More chaos.