The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything Test

[Absurdity]

Spoiler

The Conqueror

You scored 67% Egocentricism, 27% Heirarchy, 29% Spiritualityand 9% Morality!

You're The Conqueror!
You may not be a bad person, but you're capable of it, and you probably know it. You have no one to answer to, and no one to stop you, except for yourself. You are free and you make the most of it- perhaps at the expense of others.

You are mostly selfish. You do not believe in an ordered universe or an ordered society. The physical world is more important to you than the soul. You do not believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Pursue money, sex, and thrills at any and all costs and by any means available, consider studying quantum physics, become involved in a liberal political organization or anarchist guerilla movement.

You should NOT: Join an organized religion, serve in the military or law enforcement, be quick to enter a serious committed relationship.

Your will be: Exciting.
Your life may be: Happy.
Your life will not be: Inspirational.

Your opposite is: The Missionary.

Your companion is: The Medic- you can really mellow eachother out.

The quantum physics part seems out of place...

 

[Chad]

The Televangelist


You're The Televangelist!
You have your niche in a strongly ordered world, and you make sure it's a comfortable one. You think that you are well adjusted. Others think you are a hypocrite. Time will tell. Beware, the only difference between you and The Devil is a sense of justice. If your sense of justice becomes flawed or compromised, you will be lost to yourself.

You are mostly selfish. You believe in an ordered universe and an ordered society. The Soul is more important to you than the physical world. You believe there is justice.

You SHOULD: Consider a job in religion, public office, or management of some positive entity. Always put yourself in the shoes of others and try to see yourself from the outside looking in. Openly pursue both love and sex in whatever form you find appropriate, and choose a belief system that is consistent with your preferences. Be yourself at all costs.

You should NOT: Continue to be involved in any ideology which presents you with serious internal conflict- self denial and self improvement are probably not for you, and will probably make you a hypocrite. Associte with those who embrace hate- you will become one of them and this will present you with painful moral and spiritual conflicts.

Your life will be: Controversial.
Your life may be: Perfect... or Hell.
Your life will not be: Thrilling.

Your opposite is: The Medic.

Your companion is: The Missionary

 

[Absurdity]

The Televangelist

ROFL

 

[Chad]

ROFL

This was close to my response too.