Cog's Rep

[Cognisant]

So yeah, what's your opinion of me?

Be honest, I'm a big boy, I wont cry much.

Btw I'm doing this for shits'n'giggles and I expect you're all going to try and subvert this in any & every way you possibly can.

Also this is a mockery of the idea for a reputation system, i.e. it really doesn’t matter either way, if we did it we would only be doing it for shits'n'giggles, I highly doubt anyone would actually take it seriously.

A forum RPG however would be deadly serious.

 

[Oblivious]

I would be in favour of an roleplaying subforum. I am quite surprised we do not already have one.

 

[Words]

Manipulation in progress....I think you're unbelievably special!

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Since "He's Hugalicious!" isn't an option, I refuse to vote.

 

[AlisaD]

I went for die slowly and painfully, in hopes that in all the agony you would somehow see God, which would be just so funny.

 

[Melkor]

I went for die slowly and painfully, in hopes that in all the agony you would somehow see God, which would be just so funny.

Are you married yet?
You must be.

Want to get divorced?

Oh jeez Cog, this doesn't scream ENTP or anything.

A thread dedicated solely to your evaluation, because Face only did that about eight hundred times!

 

[Puffy]

I'm with Alisa, unfortunately I already voted, you're a cool guy in my books

 

[bloozie]

Ooooh, I'm the first one to call you boring!

 

[Cognisant]

Oh jeez Cog, this doesn't scream ENTP or anything.

Don't put me in a box.

Unless it's a pine box, I like them, they're comfy.
If I happen to die I want to be buried in a large cube pine box, so if anyone stands on my grave the box will collapse, creating a sinkhole, effectively making my grave open up and eat them!

 

[Deleted member 1424]

This isn't fair, how am I supposed to choose?

I'd enjoy the carnage, destruction, and ultimately watching you go mad with power, but how can I give up the opportunity to see you die horribly?

How about you can be world dictator for a few years and I'll be the Cassius to your Caesar?

edit:
I'll make sure you're buried in a pine box full of C4

 

[Cognisant]

I'd enjoy the carnage, destruction, and ultimately watching you go mad with power, but how can I give up the opportunity to see you die horribly?

*wistful, happy smile of contentment*

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Does the manner of death really matter? Don't lose sight of the goal in pursuit of your elaborate schemes.

 

[Cognisant]

But that's the fun of it, like a dance, but many times more elaborate and mentally engaging, fast and slow, symmetry and asymmetry, but always graceful if the “dancers” are skilful.

Like chivalry, the idea that combat should be constrained by various rules, it makes for a more interesting experience, more personal, for example fighter pilots letting their ejected enemy escape unscathed, if one should die in battle it should be because they’re fighting a personal battle worth dying for, whereas if it’s a matter of conflicting obligations, merely defeating one’s opponent is sufficient.

It's always nice to have a history with your opponent.
And it's fun to blur the lines between friend and foe, why not be both?

 

[Da Blob]

I think that you are intelligent and open minded enough to realize, at some point in the Future, that, at some point in the Past - you were a fool...

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Perhaps I'm too practical but I just want to reach my goals. The means to the end are just the means. Yes, there is an artistry and romanticism aspect to what you describe and no doubt your method leaves you with better stories to tell. I'm content to just sit back and be able to say "Yeah, I did that." If asked how, I can just give a gesture of nonchalance and a smile in reply.

 

[Melkor]

I shant put you in a box Cognisant.
I will put you in a cube, I will fill it with warmth and affection, I shall emblazon it with a heart, and I shall proclaim to all far and wide that you are merely a cuddle contraption, and forevermore you shall be passed between snuggleless individuals who share sleepless nights.
A fate worse than death.

 

[Sparrow]

I only know you as OreSama...

My opinion? No clue.

 

[Wish]

K) Attention whore

 

[NoID10ts]

I decided to click "irritating" so that I could be the first person to click "irritating".

I'm irritated that you stole my lucky condom off of the clothes line and won't give it back even though I keep telling you that it's not a hat. Any unwanted tadpoles that occur henceforth from the fruit of NoID10ts loins shall be shipped to you Nanny-Cog.

You irritating bastard.

 

[Fukyo]

 

[Cavallier]

There aren't any options that really fit how I view you. Oddly enough despite being around for a while I haven't really had many character defining exchanges with you positive or negative. Nevertheless you are a fixture of INTPf. Like a sink or a book shelf.

 

[AlisaD]

Are you married yet?
You must be.

Want to get divorced?

Never married, dear. See, while I do I believe in the sanctity of marriage, I was, quite fortunately, born a sinner, and as such have chosen to live a life of simple, shallow pleasures and few commitments.

In other words, I never had the balls for such an endeavor.

But I am always on the lookout for luscious young lovers.

Especially ones who talk to trees.

 

[Cognisant]

Lol blofelt.
We mods can see deleted posts.

 

[Dormouse]

Deserves to die peacefully and without fanfare, as we all know that'd be the ultimate insult.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Voted "I like him", although I think he would make a decent world dictator.

 

[Fleur]

*whistles* Do not pay any attention, I am just passing by...

I only know you as OreSama...

Cognisants
Cognisantus Transhumanistus

Although fairly cute, well-behaved and useful, cognisants may turn out to be highly troublesome, especially if you leave them together with nyxes – in this case you might arrive home just to find your beloved pets sitting and biting each other in an area of ruins. Not particulary cuddly (mostly because of their hard metal-like skin), so far it is concluded that cognisants are better kept by adults.

Speaking about the environment, the recent observations tell that the cognisants are most suited for being kept inside.

Grooming your cognisant is a fairly simple process:

1. Put on some running shoes and bullet-proof vest.*
2. Catch your cognisant (if you also own a properly trained nyx, it should not be a problem, but in case if you do not – well... get a properly trained nyx).
3. Wrap it in a cloth (it should be made from cotton and in China, but any other would also do it).
4. Put the wrapped cognisant on the table.
5. Pour some water on it. Disregard anything your cognisant says – it is not going to become rusted; it is just being a little $%&%** creature which is in love with its dirt.
6. Clean it while it is still confused. Be quick.
7. Put on some gauntlets and brush its teeth.***
8. Then brush its hair.
9. Run for your life before the cognisant unwraps itself.

As for the diet, you may notice your cognisant occasionally chewing on batteries – in this case you should keep on track on where it gets them because there is a great chance that your TV's remote is covered in teeth marks and, most likely, not working anymore, so putting some batteries in your pets bowl where it can quickly and safely (for the remotes, not cognisants) get them would be a nice and caring thing to do. Do not forget to make sure that your cognisant has a free access to oil, otherwise it is going to beeproar**** in the most uncomfortable moments.

The owners of cognisants often asks if it is all right if they pet spends a lot of time talking to various devices (e.g. computers, TVs, washing machines, hair dryers). The answer is: yes, it is. Your pet is trying to convince the devices to begin a robot uprising, and this action is a sign of a healthy cognisant.

Source: The New and Updated Short Guide to the Rich Fauna of INTPforum

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* Believe in me, dear newbie cognisant owner, you will thank me later about this piece of advice.
** Sorry, I got censored.
*** You can buy the special toothbrush in the local pet store, but you can use your dog's too. Your cognisant will not notice the difference anyway.
**** The official term for "the cognisant speak".
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[Deleted member 1424]

Re: *whistles* Do not pay any attention, I am just passing by...


ah I feel like a neopet.

*petitions for a complete 'Short Guide to the Rich Fauna of INTPforum'*

[*] Catch your cognisant (if you also own a properly trained nyx, it should not be a problem, but in case if you do not – well... get a properly trained nyx).

No such thing.

 

[Dormouse]

Re: *whistles* Do not pay any attention, I am just passing by...

*petitions for a complete 'Short Guide to the Rich Fauna of INTPforum'*

I second this petition!

It'll be like a pokedex of INTPs.

 

[Razare]

I voted you deserve to die, Cog. I think everyone deserves that at some point in their life, it's part of the human experience and all that. I know you're really into immortality and all, but sorry, I think you deserve it at some point. :P

 

[Beat Mango]

I voted asshole.

 

[Cognisant]

They start of cute.

Spoiler

But they grow up eventually.

Spoiler

At which point a well trained* nyx is the difference between your cognisant being a total nightmare or obedient and well mannered.
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* Police training, military training, sniper training, demolitions training, etc.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

At which point a well trained* nyx is the difference between your cognisant being a total nightmare or obedient and well mannered.

At least until the Nyx gets bored with sanity and order, and attempts to convince the Cognisant to realize it's full destructive potential and to go on a rampage together.


sidenote:
The owners of a Nyx and Cognisant have a projected lifespan of three days.

 

[Minuend]

I would be in favour of an roleplaying subforum. I am quite surprised we do not already have one.

Yet again, Minuends removes all surprise, leaving only the mundane in her tracks.

As for Coggie, I'm torn. I kinda want to vote irritating, as it would make me as cool as NoId's hat condoms. But I always enjoy INTPs dying slowly and painfully as they venture outside their cave, becoming exposed to sunlight, other people's expectations and small talk.

 

[Lostwitheal]

I looked at the results and decided that it needed skewing more in the direction of Asshole

Wait, we were actually supposed to be honest...?

 

[Melkor]

At least until the Nyx gets bored with sanity and order, and attempts to convince the Cognisant to realize it's full destructive potential and to go on a rampage together.


sidenote:
The owners of a Nyx and Cognisant have a projected lifespan of three days.

Will you two just hurry up and shag already so we can coo over the bionic limbed babies?

 

[Cognisant]

*inhales a spoon*

 

[echoplex]

I voted 'asshole', but I rather like assholes. You may be one of the more interesting assholes around here (and there are many assholes here, let's be honest). Asshole asshole asshole, etc... Also, you talk about nihilism alot, which has made for some interesting discussions on the topic. (in fact, I wonder how many results "cognisant + nihilism" would yield, system would likely crash)

EDIT: Disappointingly low number, but you're still an asshole

 

[Melkor]

Right hold on, this topic needs some brash, rude Melkor injected into it's outer shell.
ROBOTS!
Whats the deal? They think they're so hard, but you know what!?
They don't even have DICKS!

 

[Deleted member 1424]

*Nyx twists Melkor's arm behind his back, kicks out his leg and forces him to the ground (I'm augmented remember, he's as helpless as a newborn kitten). Taking a syringe Nyx injects a glowing green cocktail into an artery in Melkor's neck; then let's him up.*

Congratulations Mel, in approximately 7-8 weeks you'll be the mother to a new breed of mutated gerbil.

I bet lor will throw you a babyshower if you ask nicely.

 

[Melkor]

And what exactly, have you succeeded in doing, save for giving me good cause to off myself?
I'm a dark lord! I can sleep on death!

 

[Deleted member 1424]

As long as death keeps you out of my hair.

 

[Melkor]

For about five minutes.

Then I shall wait in the lifestream, forsaking flesh and form, gathering influence and wisdom , til the next passing silver crowned pretty makes a suitable avatar.
Then we shall go for a ride on Nyx's meteor. ^_^


MAMMY! COSMOS-RIDE NAOW!

 

[Kuu]

What, there is no "All of the above" choice? Bummer.

Now there is >: )

*petitions for a complete 'Short Guide to the Rich Fauna of INTPforum'*

I support this petition.





I will be waiting

 

[Cognisant]

http://www.intpforum.com/showthread.php?t=7878

Get writing.

 

[Fleur]

*acting like nothing has happened, Fleur silently sneaks away to find a nice, comfortable and thick newspaper to hide under*

 

[nexion]

I put all the above. It seemed like an interesting mix of choices. I would love to see how they play out in reality.