The sound of a million babies screaming in anguish
The fainting of old women and fragile men
The fear of the decent
The IB has returned
The fainting of old women and fragile men
The fear of the decent
The IB has returned
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OK, it's on.
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Cognisant, tell me now where you acquired that lovely picture!
Where have you been hiding?BAHAHAHAHAH Those Russia posts are HILARIOUS!!!
In my uber-stressed blur I forgot to acknowledge your sinewy post.
But sounds about right. I always trained for strength and endurance, not mass. Getting toned, shaped and cut reflects strength and low body fat. For one so lean, our Lara isn't showing toned deep muscle bellies. But she does reflect a certain type of young woman out there.
It's actually really hard to grow muscle mass without the genetic predisposition. Or vet steroids.
(Next time I meet a female champion archer, maybe I'll ask to squeeze her arms
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The best thing about vengence.... is never knowing when it might come....
Is it hilarious that I left the page open for five hours last night and it still didn't load? But never fear! I had other fascinating things to keep me occupied all that time.
All this anticipation is soooooo good.
I'm still waiting. Must be my super slow connection
Holy amphibian! Would you believe that frog just loaded? Every other time there's been this blank space for a message, and I thought you were being all lao tzu or something.
Now my eyes are just spinning in my head.... Where do you find these little bits of brilliance?
Oh, wait - that statement was profound. I think I went all zen.
whoa... I think i just had a seizure.
Just wanted to say... welcome bloody back!
IB, where did you go? ):
You alive? You haven't been sucked up into a tornado due to your snubbing God all these years have you? 'cause that'd be hilarious.Where are you?
Heeeey?
No one peed on anything for a while now, and my moma is getting bored
Where are you?
Thanks for the advice IB
I'm sure that gets cold in the winter.I kick in my sleep.Why must you say that?O.O
Inappropriate behaviour!Necro-curious?
I am afraid not.
I just do not think it should be considered a crime.Why do you love me?I will need several months before
I am ready to decide how I feel
about your love for me.(:
Nope.So witty.
*SLAP!*
Ah, I feel better now.
IB is also the acronym for innocent bystander. It just struck me as funny.
I just love the thought of keeping you up at night
I thought you might appreciate this:
"Yo mama is so easy that in the many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics I've slept with her in every universe."
The prospect of your "browsing history" is truly horrifying...
interesting new avatar granted i liked your old one more >.>
I really like the creepiness of your avatar. For some reason it makes me chuckle.
I found it funny to "snap out of it" and realise that I went from this to leeches in under 5 minutes.
What about leeches?
I had what I like to think of as an IB moment yesterday:
My friend works in the kitchen at an old folks home. They've been having an outbreak of diarrhea and several people have died of dehydration. Apparently, one morning a little old lady passed out right in front on the kitchen door and...lost...all her liquids...
When I heard this story I blurted out, "I guess Grandma didn't like the french toast this morning!" followed by this guy --->
Silence.
Then the giggling began.
I think it is time we put you onto the term investments. Such as... investing in a camera! Or a smart phone. Which ever is gravy.
Oh, I eat baby seals raw.
I was out hunting baby seals off the coast of Antarctica the other day and it occured to me.... I don't know what you look like! Gimme picture -_-.
It's no problem, I have done the same too many times
And thanks!
Feel free!
Hi back at ya.
"One of the great follies of an adult is when he thinks he can teach a kid what that kid has to learn for himself. Just sayin'."
Can I use this in my signature, I quite like it, referenced to yourself of course
Hi btw, lol.
Where the hell have you gone to you big fat bastard?!?!?
Dude, it's the Cthulhuized version of you!
http://www.texwelt.net/images/galleries/cthulhu_final_petit.jpg
Buwahahahaha
Oh...... my apologies.
What where you expecting instead?
Dag nab my lack of knowledge of the rock stars of sumo wrestling.. but in my defence, I'm only like 1/8 Japanese. Either way.. its even better than the pig (if thats possible).
Taiho.. yeah I was expecting a sumo wrestler.. I got a pharmaceutical company and an aircraft carrier (I'm not too good with the Googling).
I know I'm a little late here, but I LOVE your new avatar!
I banned myself from that thread thank you very much! -
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