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  1. Melkor

    D:

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  2. Melkor

    Lor Bait.

    NODDY! GET YOUR DISEASE RIDDEN, NEOCONSERVATIVE, TEXAN TALKING, BLUE BOIL COVERED CARCASS OUT OF THIS THREAD OR I'LL KICK IT OUT! We want nice memories, not ones full of the bile you come out with! Jenny, thank you, please continue. :3 Cheese, mind your tongue and post something...
  3. Melkor

    Eloquent as ever I see...

    Eloquent as ever I see...
  4. Melkor

    Lor Bait.

    She's from Tazmania you fool! And she is very spiteful towards her country/state, as well as everything else in her immediate surroundings.:phear: You're not helping! Post something funny/and or pretty!
  5. Melkor

    I prefer Edea myself.

    I prefer Edea myself.
  6. Melkor

    "hipsters."

    Psh, we emo's where on this scene a LOONNGGG time ago. Nice try you bearded geezer gits but we ain't budging.
  7. Melkor

    *MIA*

    Loveofreason... Sedcucer of the homeless. Faecetious Persona. Kidege. :'(
  8. Melkor

    Lor Bait.

    As all of you should be aware, our dearest and most ancient member/Administrator, Lor has not only be infuriatingly infrequent with her visits, but has dropped to a ridiculously low post-per-day count. Thus I suggest a strategy, we shall lure her back by means of such a magnificent thread as...
  9. Melkor

    Type a Gobshite...

    He's right you know! Someone come along and tell me something which I by right should know myself, and which by logic I'm the best person to figure it out...
  10. Melkor

    Who's the boss around here

    Ragnar... They might want to dissect him.:D
  11. Melkor

    D'awwww. Okay, changed my mind. You're coming home with me. I need a slave to make me heart...

    D'awwww. Okay, changed my mind. You're coming home with me. I need a slave to make me heart shaped things on demand. *Puts you in a sack and walks off humming to himself* I hope you like Villainous Irish castles!^~^
  12. Melkor

    Charmingly what? What's new erotic? D: I hope this isn't some sort of advance, that'd be...

    Charmingly what? What's new erotic? D: I hope this isn't some sort of advance, that'd be scary. ;,;
  13. Melkor

    ^~^ Pretty sexy, but you could writhe some more you know. Alright, you can live, but I demand...

    ^~^ Pretty sexy, but you could writhe some more you know. Alright, you can live, but I demand you make me a latte!
  14. Melkor

    Rather difficult to spell too! But distractions won't save you! Now choose, which organ do you...

    Rather difficult to spell too! But distractions won't save you! Now choose, which organ do you least like!? Or you could beg for mercy? That's always nice to watch. :3
  15. Melkor

    Do you save your band-aids?

    What nonsense you talk Cognisant. As if you have any skin to wound, or saliva to salve with!
  16. Melkor

    Oi! I need that hair! *Puts on a trenchcoat, grabs his revolver and gives chase*

    Oi! I need that hair! *Puts on a trenchcoat, grabs his revolver and gives chase*
  17. Melkor

    CHIMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE<3

    CHIMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE<3
  18. Melkor

    Sorry Wish.

    Sorry Wish.
  19. Melkor

    Treacherous wyrm! You have changed it again! And you failed to respond to my praise! I shall...

    Treacherous wyrm! You have changed it again! And you failed to respond to my praise! I shall knife you where you stand!
  20. Melkor

    Do you save your band-aids?

    Yes. I keep them on my wall, some have Hello KITTY but most of them are Mister Men. :)
  21. Melkor

    *Hums an old song to a new tune* I don't mind inside my head being dusty, as long as it's...

    *Hums an old song to a new tune* I don't mind inside my head being dusty, as long as it's clean on the outside, I'm perfectly safe... Mind you... *Slowly turns* Watch out for...
  22. Melkor

    Who's the boss around here

    I thought it was pretty obvious I was in charge here. -Ridiculously high post count, and enviously large er... page views... -spams the hell out of everyones visitor page, - contributes nothing to the forum... -No sense of direction or intellect... It's pretty obvious I'm the aplha male...
  23. Melkor

    Properly Ignoring Females

    I suggest you take an infinitely long holiday studying the architectural validity of high and suitably unsafe cultural relics without the proper safety equipment.
  24. Melkor

    Really? Wonderful. It was meant to be amusing and endearing but I suppose as long as it has an...

    Really? Wonderful. It was meant to be amusing and endearing but I suppose as long as it has an impact I'm happy. :3 What has you so busy anyway ma'am? I think anything can be made necessary via the law these days, if one is cunning enough.
  25. Melkor

    How do you know you're INTP?

    I'm not even sure what I am anymore, in fact I'm beyond caring. I'll develop my own distinctions for my own mind, and my own systems for those extremely rare humans that I designate as interesting. Why bother with all this labelling of people when you can't escape your own head? Why the need...
  26. Melkor

    Who's the boss around here

    I smell deception.
  27. Melkor

    Oh well, that never seems to work for me. Maybe I'm just infinitely interesting, or maybe I'm...

    Oh well, that never seems to work for me. Maybe I'm just infinitely interesting, or maybe I'm a bad liar, but if I give a short sharp answer people assume I'm being defensive. I guess I just can't sound very sincere most of the time. Bah! I'm sure you're no different. *Hides from the...
  28. Melkor

    Hrm... Thats a good question... Not sure I know the answer... Might it be... Well enough...

    Hrm... Thats a good question... Not sure I know the answer... Might it be... Well enough? How about we try an easier question? *Lies down on his back and inspects the ceiling* How are you?
  29. Melkor

    o.o Oh. Well... Curses. That's usually my line! Now I'm not even sure what to do...

    o.o Oh. Well... Curses. That's usually my line! Now I'm not even sure what to do. *Sits down on the ground and folds arm in a sulky fashion*
  30. Melkor

    Tentacle Monsters

    Ah. Applying science and rational thought to a most horrific and deviant form of beastly erotic rape fiction. I <3 you INTPforum.
  31. Melkor

    Wonderful! Now I have on excuse whatsoever to make awkward advances. ^~^ Onwards! To Moria!

    Wonderful! Now I have on excuse whatsoever to make awkward advances. ^~^ Onwards! To Moria!
  32. Melkor

    My lady, you abandoned me for a week and two days. I am both heart broken and starved of good...

    My lady, you abandoned me for a week and two days. I am both heart broken and starved of good conversation, and only one of those is curable. I'm afraid that it would be an end to my existence if I tried to split my curiousities up. They try to strangle each other even while dependent on...
  33. Melkor

    You ham shanker!

    You ham shanker!
  34. Melkor

    I enjoy making fake/phony people rage?

    Guess you need to read more widely then feeler.:P Things are infinitely more intriguing than people.
  35. Melkor

    I enjoy making fake/phony people rage?

    Isn't it possible to do all three without being an asshole? I lie to reassure, I cheat because I know others would win less gracefully and use their gains for ill, and I con because... Well because it's fun... I now hand you over to Cognisant: ...
  36. Melkor

    The Official Shit Competition

    INTP's are sexy.
  37. Melkor

    Obsessions with the Fantasy & Sci-Fi genre

    I only like historical fiction, obviously. Anything else lacks fact and thus must be burned or destroyed.:)
  38. Melkor

    What is EVIL?

    Hi there. Nice to meet you, well not really actually... Pretty sure I'm male, human and at least two parts butterfly and blue slug. Though I prefer to be called Melkor mind you!
  39. Melkor

    Life is dull, predictable and full of nonsense. Assuming you mean life as in the 'external...

    Life is dull, predictable and full of nonsense. Assuming you mean life as in the 'external world' and not my general health. As for my inner world, it's as bizarre and as rich as ever!:3
  40. Melkor

    Hello again. Still sexually confused? Hahaha. I'm just teasing. How goes your...

    Hello again. Still sexually confused? Hahaha. I'm just teasing. How goes your meaningless existence?
  41. Melkor

    You know, I don't think you're cold at all.

    You know, I don't think you're cold at all.
  42. Melkor

    Intro-duck-shin

    You are nothingness itself.
  43. Melkor

    Oh shit. There it is. In our conversation history. Sorry.>,>

    Oh shit. There it is. In our conversation history. Sorry.>,>
  44. Melkor

    That's okay, I'll manage.;) Though you never told me what you study... Or did you? I seem to...

    That's okay, I'll manage.;) Though you never told me what you study... Or did you? I seem to recall something about mathematics... Hrm. How was your Christmas?
  45. Melkor

    Bedazzle me!

    I discovered this last week. Most startling and inspirational thing I've ever heard, I couldn't sit still in my bed on hearing this:) YouTube - Olivier Messiaen: Quartet for the End of Time. Liturgy of Crystal
  46. Melkor

    Bedazzle me!

    I have no brother... Uhm... This really excites and beda...dedae...bedez... Bubblezzels me.:3 YouTube - Dissidia 012 Duodecim Final Fantasy Nouveau Trailer [18/01/2011]
  47. Melkor

    Bedazzle me!

    Thats disgusting Cognisant.
  48. Melkor

    Bedazzle me!

    Go away.
  49. Melkor

    Hi

    Welcome to INTPforum, please take this official Melkor welcome, the ever popular 'Melkome'. As you can see, it has a picture of a kitty, and expires in three hours. Please enjoy your miserably short stay. :3
  50. Melkor

    Apologies, I never got back to you. Bad Melkor... It is much better I think, though not as...

    Apologies, I never got back to you. Bad Melkor... It is much better I think, though not as pretty as I had hoped, at least it isn't watching me.0-0
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