Bedazzle me!

[AlisaD]

Impress me. Bewilder me. Fascinate me. I'll take anything as long as it's shiny, or crazy, or new, or interesting. Give me new ideas. Pretty pictures. Get naked, paint yourself silver and dance for me.
Bedazzle me!
And why would you do such a thing, you ask?
Because you're bored. Because you need a little craziness. But most of all, because you want my approval.

Mods, if this thing gets ugly (i.e. Min, Cava or IB show up and start throwing stealing my walker again) feel free to move this to the Arena.

 

[Melkor]

Go away.

 

[AlisaD]

Go away.

Well, that's rather disappointing.
Sulking children are far from bedazzling.

 

[Cognisant]

*jazz fingers*

 

[Melkor]

*jazz fingers*

Thats disgusting Cognisant.

 

[5k17]

Thats disgusting Cognisant.

What isn't?

 

[Lostwitheal]

*takes out a meat cleaver and starts sharpening it*

Mwhahahahaha

 

[AlisaD]

*jazz fingers*

*Pats Cog on the head*
That's lovely, Coggy.

Thats disgusting Cognisant.

Oh Melkor, when will you stop being jealous of your robotic brother? I love you two boys just the same.
*hugs and kisses both of you*

 

[AlisaD]

*takes out a meat cleaver and starts sharpening it*

Mwhahahahaha

*Has Bugs Bunny flashbacks. Shivers a bit. Shakes it off*

Oh, is that a part of the new, lost dance? It looks lovely, but try not to lose a finger while doing it, dear.

*hides under her desk, just in case*

 

[Melkor]

*Pats Cog on the head*
That's lovely, Coggy.

Oh Melkor, when will you stop being jealous of your robotic brother? I love you two boys just the same.
*hugs and kisses both of you*

I have no brother...


Uhm...

This really excites and beda...dedae...bedez... Bubblezzels me.:3

YouTube - Dissidia 012 Duodecim Final Fantasy Nouveau Trailer [18/01/2011]

 

[AlisaD]

This really excites and beda...dedae...bedez... Bubblezzels me.:3

YouTube - Dissidia 012 Duodecim Final Fantasy Nouveau Trailer [18/01/2011]

Not my cup of tea, but shiny - thank you.

 

[Cognisant]

*Pats Cog on the head*
That's lovely, Coggy.

*purrs*

*hugs and kisses both of you*

Eww, get off me you leathery meat bag.

I have no brother...

Due to my lack of biology, I'm incapable of being a brother.

 

[Melkor]

I discovered this last week.

Most startling and inspirational thing I've ever heard, I couldn't sit still in my bed on hearing this

YouTube - Olivier Messiaen: Quartet for the End of Time. Liturgy of Crystal

 

[AlisaD]

*purrs*

While your accomplishments in the jazz fingers department were lovely and cute in a funny, "Oh, I wish he knew what he was doing" kind of a way, your purring is truly bedazzling.

Eww, get off me you leathery meat bag.

Oh come one Coggy, you know you love them hugs, and kisses, and holding hands, now come, give your granny another kiss.

Due to my lack of biology, I'm incapable of being a brother.

Oh Cog, even though you're all made of metal, I'm sure that deep down inside you have an inherently good soul, and that God and Melkor truly love you. After all, we are all brothers and sisters in God's eyes.

I discovered this last week.

Most startling and inspirational thing I've ever heard, I couldn't sit still in my bed on hearing this

YouTube - Olivier Messiaen: Quartet for the End of Time. Liturgy of Crystal

It is strange and beautiful. Once again, thank you.

 

[Lostwitheal]

*makes Alisa a Serbian Milkshake*

 

[Cognisant]

While your accomplishments in the jazz fingers department were lovely and cute in a funny, "Oh, I wish he knew what he was doing" kind of a way, your purring is truly bedazzling.

Thank you, it's a prerecording of the now extinct pure white Siberian Tiger, which only became extinct after the recording was made and I had the species eradicated to ensure I possessed the only existing copy of that unearthly beautiful sound.

Oh and according to a rather obscure section of copyright law I now legally own a small portion of your brain, at least until your memory of the sound decays beyond 95%, until then I'm entitled to a small royalty on any and all profits made as a result of your brain's functioning.

Oh come one Coggy, you know you love them hugs, and kisses, and holding hands, now come, give your granny another kiss.

Or I could just take what I own now, effectively lobotomizing you.

Oh Cog, even though you're all made of metal, I'm sure that deep down inside you have an inherently good soul, and that God and Melkor truly love you. After all, we are all brothers and sisters in God's eyes.

As a construct whose selfhood is the sum result of the processes derived from its constituent parts, I can objectively say with 100% certainty that I do not, in fact, have a soul, good or otherwise.

Which is to say nothing of the arguable existence of a god.

 

[AlisaD]

*makes Alisa a Serbian Milkshake*

Being as lost as you are, trying to find yourself in the Urban Dictionary may not be the best idea. Apparently all you'll find there is poor Cog, wandering, lost as you are, looking for someone to practice his fingers on.
Come to think of it, it's not such a bad picture.
If you guys both painted yourself silver, it would probably be bedazzling.

 

[Lostwitheal]

I'm not in the Urban Dictionary.


Yet

 

[Onis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2fbNHsokrI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqEfNsmLew&feature=related
Norse mythology, with a trance remix. (original song is Gåte - Iselilja)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKNyFSLJy6o

 

[Minuend]

Actually, these days Melly and Coggie are INTPforum's official yaoi pair. Yay!

*Throw-steals Alisa's walker*

 

[Cognisant]

*catches Alisa's walker as it flies past, then pins Minuend to the wall with it*

You're looking for trouble aren’t you?

*leans in through the frame*

I'm right here.

 

[Dormouse]

Here are the first things that came to my mind upon thinking the word bedazzling.

Spoiler

1. Sequin cake

It's pretty, but I think it could be sparklier. Let's try again.

Spoiler

2.

This is an incandescent lightbulb. It is beautiful, like most ordinary objects in unusual situations.

Also:

Spoiler

3.

YouTube - Solar Powered Kinetic Animal Sculptures.

I don't know how to make these. I want to learn.

Possibly even cooler:

YouTube - Theo Jansen - Kinetic Sculptor

 

[Minuend]

*Minuend kicks Cog and the walker away, leaving Cog's abnormally long neck entangled in it*

Look, I found Alisa ---->

 

[Underscore]

Hmm... These are concepts that I find interesting, and perhaps you will too, assuming of course that you haven't already examined them for yourself.

Consider language and how we use it. When we want to say or write something that is quite lengthy, be it a sentence or several paragraphs, we garner the idea almost instantly in our minds and then construct the language around that idea. Generally speaking, the more sophisticated and correctly that the language is used, the better the thought is communicated (of course there are other forms of communication, but I am focusing strictly on the verbal and written word). But in that instant before the idea is summed up into words, how does it exist?

Another question of similar nature--one you may have heard before--is this: What language does a person who is deaf at birth think in?

 

[BigApplePi]

Melkor if you're going to do that, I will do this. Just ignore any ads. Please turn the VOLUME up as high as you can ... higher. Doesn't count if you don't. (Notice how many of these girls are INTP's.)

YouTube - Robert Palmer - Simply Irresistible

 

[DarkGreen]

Alisa if you're really pretty why do pretend to be old all the time? Here's something shiny!

 

[Lostwitheal]

*catches Alisa's walker as it flies past, then pins Minuend to the wall with it*

You're looking for trouble aren’t you?

*leans in through the frame*

I'm right here.

After this it looked like rampant, immediate sex was about to ensue.

*Minuend kicks Cog and the walker away, leaving Cog's abnormally long neck entangled in it*

Look, I found Alisa ---->

Denied.

 

[Cognisant]

*Minuend kicks Cog and the walker away, leaving Cog's abnormally long neck entangled in it*

Go-go-gadget-helicopter!

*Alisa's walker is violently torn asunder by the spinning blades and unfortunately Cog also happens to accidentally decapitate himself, leaving his head to fly about with a metallic spinal-cord-like extended neck dangling below*

Muh ha ha ha haaa

*chases after Minuend, rotors tilted forward*

C'mon baby, get a-head in life, lose some weight

 

[Minuend]

*Uses Babinski's reflex*

*Cog is flipped back into a nearby metal air duckt*

*Air duckt collapses over LWE, making Cog crush LWE's head, efficiently replacing it with his own winged one*

*LWE-CNZ MUTATION 001 flopping about in circles*

 

[Solitaire U.]

Probably below your bedazzlement threshold, but what the hell...

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8z1tg_powaqqatsi-life-in-transformation-1_shortfilms

 

[EvilScientist Trainee]

If that isn't baddazling (Is that a word?), I'm highly impressible.

YouTube - Indian Movie Horse Slide

Also, roleplay.

*Opens the door, staring at the mess going on* I-I'll get back in a minute.

 

[Cavallier]

Alisa if you're really pretty why do pretend to be old all the time?

That's a silly question.

Here is my offering...it's not exactly bedazzling but you can stick plastic shiny things to it later if you want.

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnxfRzu79wg

 

[AnAudienceMember]

 

[AlisaD]

I wish to thank all you bedazzlers, you make my old hert quiver with joy.
I apologise for a bit of a delayed response, my head was dysfunctional for a day or two.
@ Cog and Min - get a room already.
@ Lost - I thought you were English. You are in the Urban Dictionary, hun.
@ Dorm - I love the lightbulb - shiny
@ Onis - I like the second one a lot, thank you
@ Underscore - I was hoping someone will post something like this. An idea or a question. I think ideas exist without words, language just forms around them so we could communicate them to others. I often have a lot of things I kind of know which I never really verbalize unless if someone specifically asks. Then again, I may be completely wrong about this
@Monsieur Pie - Shiny! Funky! Makes me feely kinda youngish again
@ Dark Green - thanks for the pic. it's pretty. Also, you probably got your ideas about Serbian women from the urban dictionary too, you shouldn't believe everything you read there, young lady. Also, watch out for Cog, he still needs practice. Also, watch out for Lost, he's a bit weird. Also, I thought you were a nice little girl and didn't hang around places like that.
@ Solitare U. - whoa! Thank you!
@ Evil -
@ Cav - are you writing songs about me again? That's so sweet. And I'm glad you still wear that pink sweater I knitted for you. *gives cava a big kiss*
@ AnAudienceMember - I never understood participating audience, but the bedazzler is just amazing. I will cherish it always. Thank you

At everyone - thank you and keep bedazzling!

 

[Zensunni]

YouTube - Inspired Bicycles - Danny MacAskill April 2009

 

[Cogwulf]

Spoiler

YouTube - Inspired Bicycles - Danny MacAskill April 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19zFlPah-o

Seeing people doing stunts on metal fences always makes me think of massive groinal haemorrhaging

 

[Zensunni]

Speaking of groinal injury:

YouTube - YouTube - Ridiculously Hot LATINA girl dancing, not asian! (

 

[DarkGreen]

I promise not to hang around shady dives anymore including Cog and Lost.
Here's a clip I find pretty.

YouTube - Millennium actress run clip

 

[EditorOne]

Here. She's not only glittery, she's apparently not even a high school graduate.

http://www.pinkspage.com/us/home

Anyone who boasts about setting the bed on fire during sex is .... (finish the sentence yourself).

 

[Lostwitheal]

I have to admit, I've never been called a shady dive before

And Alisa, you love my weirdness

Just for you, I have a new form of transportation:

YouTube - Robot Spider

 

[AlisaD]

@zenisuni - I really like the bicycle guy, the latina girl looks like she might dislocate a hip any second now, but I suppose we old ladies may be a bit paranoid about that.
@DrakGreen - good girl
@E1 - You really like pink, don't you?
@Lost - All women love your weirdness. You should make a yearly conference for all the women who love you. It would be like a pilgrimage for us, once a year we could come and feast our eyes on the wonder of weirdness that is - Lost.
The spider is very cool, you just need to ad a bit of shiny in there somewhere.