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  1. Melkor

    Very well! Then you are at the mercy of a dark lord! And let me tell you that isn't much mercy...

    Very well! Then you are at the mercy of a dark lord! And let me tell you that isn't much mercy at all! I condemn thee to sit at the end of my dark bed of unspeakable evil in a curled up ball so to keep my most wicked feet warm while I sleep. Most especially when my most malicious feetsies...
  2. Melkor

    Wow, three years since I wrote that reply? Scary shit!

    Wow, three years since I wrote that reply? Scary shit!
  3. Melkor

    No need to be so apologetic, I wasn't reacting angrily.:P Heh, a lot of the ENTP stereotypes...

    No need to be so apologetic, I wasn't reacting angrily.:P Heh, a lot of the ENTP stereotypes and presumptions are impossible for me to relate to, but so many people have called me one that I can only assume that's what I am. Right. I'm trying to not to see any sexual connotations in that...
  4. Melkor

    Lawl, yeah because divorce rates aren't at an all time high, nor is some seventy percent of...

    Lawl, yeah because divorce rates aren't at an all time high, nor is some seventy percent of domestic violence between married couples.:P
  5. Melkor

    Hahahah. Well you know, Husbands and wives aren't allowed to like each other. It's funny how...

    Hahahah. Well you know, Husbands and wives aren't allowed to like each other. It's funny how sometimes you can like people too much to love them, and love people too much to like them. Eh, you remind me of an INTJ I had a few run ins with, so you're entertaining at least. I suppose it's...
  6. Melkor

    Hahah. Alright then. So, you're probably one of those people who is in reality quite...

    Hahah. Alright then. So, you're probably one of those people who is in reality quite pleasant and a mite insecure, but who has adopted the philosophy that if they appear as confident and as egotistical as possible then public opinion will follow and they'll be accepted for being as...
  7. Melkor

    Great post sir, made me beam. :D (I can't remember what the avatar was meant to be! I think...

    Great post sir, made me beam. :D (I can't remember what the avatar was meant to be! I think it was L though.)
  8. Melkor

    Thus marks the first time I've seen four understandings in a row at the start of each new line...

    Thus marks the first time I've seen four understandings in a row at the start of each new line in a single paragraph. I'd like to hope that was intentional.;P
  9. Melkor

    ENFP's are amazing individuals you know. I had this massive crush on an ENFP once, it just...

    ENFP's are amazing individuals you know. I had this massive crush on an ENFP once, it just seemed like she could and would take on a giant, and would do so in the most polite and fluent way possible. When we worked together she could just hear a problem, and then jump up and formulate a...
  10. Melkor

    Hi?

    *Licks the fishy defensively* Hey! It talks! Are you a wish granting Fishy? O: Hey! Just cuz I'm a cat for the purpose of this post doesn't mean I don't have strict haircare regimes! (Oh, that sounds like fun. Careful with your title though, over here we had a paediatrician who was...
  11. Melkor

    You know you're an Intp when...

    Remember when we intended to catalogue, edit and numerically number and list in a single document, everything in this thread? Yeah, that idea is pretty much screwed now. Let it die already.;-;
  12. Melkor

    Hi?

    Speiss! This Fishy is mine! *Picks Aphasia up in his mouth and carries him to his basket* :3 Intrude under pain of death! (Medicine huh? That's excellent. Are you motivated by caring by any chance?)
  13. Melkor

    Yeah, I have seven, Eight and Nine on my psp, so I play them a fair bit. Only about twenty...

    Yeah, I have seven, Eight and Nine on my psp, so I play them a fair bit. Only about twenty percent of the way through Hot or cold, because it's veeeery frustrating at times. ;-; Now, get in the sack! Don't worry, I'll just lock you in a stable with meagre running space, ride you like a...
  14. Melkor

    IQ, intelligence an such

    Alright guys, break it up. HD he's simply making an uninformed attempt at riling you. Blaargy, using things such as ones set location is a silly way of typing and simply makes you seem ill informed on the matter and purposefully rude. Ironically It gives off the most un-INTP vibe...
  15. Melkor

    Hi?

    Haha! YES. I see in my infinite wisdom I was right to think that luring both Lor and Aphasia back would give both an unbreakable obligation to be here.>:} See-see? It just takes Melkor to come back and suddenly along come the lurkers.;) Welcome back Aphasia.^~^
  16. Melkor

    Lor and I shared ice-creams, and a holiday, and a bed! I hope that makes you jealous.

    Lor and I shared ice-creams, and a holiday, and a bed! I hope that makes you jealous.
  17. Melkor

    Chocobo.<3 *Pets cautiously*

    Chocobo.<3 *Pets cautiously*
  18. Melkor

    Ah, me too. I was referring to the possibility of changing your username to 'Dark' over...

    Ah, me too. I was referring to the possibility of changing your username to 'Dark' over 'dark'. Welcome back then. :)
  19. Melkor

    Rainbow ejaculate? Yuck! XD I want a refund, I wished for world peace!

    Rainbow ejaculate? Yuck! XD I want a refund, I wished for world peace!
  20. Melkor

    Still alive?

    Still alive?
  21. Melkor

    IQ, intelligence an such

    At primary school we did an IQ test which every pupil had to take part in. I scored the highest in the school if I the vice principle and my teacher spoke the truth. (It was meant to be kept quiet, with the results not being shared with students but with researchers.) I normally score between...
  22. Melkor

    A genie appears, you have 3 wishes.

    Make friends with the Genie. Pose as jesus. Save the earth. Form a new ingroup composed of like minded individuals. Increase your ability to invade and dissect the minds of others. Play God... Repeatedly. Oh Auburn, why your mother didn't call you letter six I'll never know.
  23. Melkor

    A genie appears, you have 3 wishes.

    Immortality without ageing. The ability to assume any form I wished when I wished. A planet to myself, that was made entirely of libraries. That is all I desire.
  24. Melkor

    Mewmewmeeewwww? Purrrrpurrrrpurrrrpuurrrrr<3

    Mewmewmeeewwww? Purrrrpurrrrpurrrrpuurrrrr<3
  25. Melkor

    But I'm an ENTP!:o I think. I'm a little sick of being told what type I am, I mean, what am I...

    But I'm an ENTP!:o I think. I'm a little sick of being told what type I am, I mean, what am I supposed to do with that? Accept my limits and move on? You're makin' me want to change it. ;-;
  26. Melkor

    Heylo. Please stand by for a rare moment of seriousness. Thanks for sticking around Ed...

    Heylo. Please stand by for a rare moment of seriousness. Thanks for sticking around Ed, I'm glad to see you're still here. This forum needs more of the mature, wise members we had back in the beginning. The constant flow of innocents and philistines need warned and educated, and that...
  27. Melkor

    Da Blob

    Hrm. I've never liked the habit of forums in banning people with little in the way of structure or debate preceding it. I wonder if Da Blob was even given a reason? I like how the INFJs do it, with a discussion period involving all the mods and a public trial of sorts before the actual...
  28. Melkor

    I'm pretty sure you can change it, it'd take minor effort on a mods part, just a few clicks on...

    I'm pretty sure you can change it, it'd take minor effort on a mods part, just a few clicks on their mouse and two keyboard taps. Oh. Hello again, I should say. ;-;
  29. Melkor

    How doth thou fare oh diminutive squeaker? Verily it hath been many moons since we crossed...

    How doth thou fare oh diminutive squeaker? Verily it hath been many moons since we crossed paths! Like proper ages mate!
  30. Melkor

    *Noiselessly creeps to the waters edge, drops a penny in its place and hurriedly retreats to his...

    *Noiselessly creeps to the waters edge, drops a penny in its place and hurriedly retreats to his cave to avoid splashback.*
  31. Melkor

    Da Blob

    I don't think it's a problem with Christians so much as a problem with perceived bigotry, sheer stubbornness during discussions and a lack of evidence based arguing. There are a few well respected and pleasant Christians here, whom are very intellectual and cultured about their beliefs. They...
  32. Melkor

    *Hits you in the arm with Snake kung fu* Oi! Behave!

    *Hits you in the arm with Snake kung fu* Oi! Behave!
  33. Melkor

    IQ, intelligence an such

    I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'm living proof that IQ tests are meaningless, save for in providing a false sense of superiority for the briefest time.
  34. Melkor

    Hello again. My response was only like... A year late! :D

    Hello again. My response was only like... A year late! :D
  35. Melkor

    You know, generally when I read your posts I get the urge to stand on your intestines and use...

    You know, generally when I read your posts I get the urge to stand on your intestines and use your face as a punch bag. I was wondering if this was the effect you where going for, and if so, good job!:D
  36. Melkor

    Eight Different Eyes: Ne & Ni

    I think you misunderstood me. Rather, I said that the duality of ones expressions and the capability of any individual to perform alternate function manifestations means that your method of facial typing would be no more accurate or useful than the tests you so heartily denounce. Even if...
  37. Melkor

    Tsk. Always back to your piddling social projects isn't it? How sweet. Eh, I think I'd...

    Tsk. Always back to your piddling social projects isn't it? How sweet. Eh, I think I'd ruin the credibility, my nature insists that I can never be serious and genuine for too long, although similarly I can only be playful and Melkorish for so long before it tires me out. If I did write...
  38. Melkor

    I was in fact referring to your old avatar. I've never watched an episode of Naruto in my life...

    I was in fact referring to your old avatar. I've never watched an episode of Naruto in my life. What would you think of a reunion? A probably short lived thread where we'd try as a forum to use our vast networking skillz to get a pre-made list of golden oldies to post. E.g Anthile, E.B...
  39. Melkor

    Well I did die, but after I did the deed with hordes of sucubus and incubus , and during pillow...

    Well I did die, but after I did the deed with hordes of sucubus and incubus , and during pillow chat with satan, he asked how you were doing. After a long chat and short foreplay, we agreed that you needed tormented further, and so here I am! I demand you make something vaseline related...
  40. Melkor

    Oh god. Hey ugly, get some work done! Do you see the state of this place!? What...

    Oh god. Hey ugly, get some work done! Do you see the state of this place!? What happened to the days when Noddy's profile was home to the latest and most deviant example of photoshop wizardry!?
  41. Melkor

    Anthile... I see some dregs of the old forum insanity still cling to the edges. Good...

    Anthile... I see some dregs of the old forum insanity still cling to the edges. Good stuff. Speaking of dregs, please pour me some of your finest tea, with as much sugar as will dissolve in the cup.:3
  42. Melkor

    Eight Different Eyes: Ne & Ni

    The important thing to note here is the presence of actors. Actors, the paid kind and the common kind, tear all sorts of holes in your theory. If they can put on a convincing 'type' face, an idea I find dubious at best, then what's to stop the rest of us? If facial expression and stance...
  43. Melkor

    I miss the old Sasuke.

    I miss the old Sasuke.
  44. Melkor

    Quack quack.:3

    Quack quack.:3
  45. Melkor

    Ask me a question.

    Dinner?
  46. Melkor

    Crash Course on the Eight Functions

    Bookmarked. I'll read it later when I'm drunk. Promise.
  47. Melkor

    Skype

    Eh. I have Skype, but I only have four or so contacts and so far have only added people that I have met before in person. It's a difficult and demanding method of communicating, and to this day I have not dared use it while sober.XD
  48. Melkor

    Ah it matters little now. I'm fond of infrequent and vaguely detailed expressions on isolated...

    Ah it matters little now. I'm fond of infrequent and vaguely detailed expressions on isolated internet forums. Good for the soul.
  49. Melkor

    Slow forum

    That's because (as in this case) when it comes to movies we have to firstly presume that the event is possible and that it actually occurred within the reality of the film. Rather than reasoning from the ground up we have to assume it is true and then try to justify it as true by any means...
  50. Melkor

    Slow forum

    Well until it becomes apparent that there is no God, and Blob has nothing to talk about and you have no reason to be overt about your opinions. Then we'll have to run the forum off human batteries. Oh, I know, lets also cultivate them in a friendly artificially environment that matches...
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