Woman - The Root of all Evil

[SpaceYeti]

How is this the first I've posted in this thread?

BTW, yes. Women are pure evil.

 

[Owfin]

I would twirl my mustache, but as I am a girl...

 

[snafupants]

How is this the first I've posted in this thread?

BTW, yes. Women are pure evil.

That surprised me too. This seems like exactly the sort of vaguely aggressive thread you would create and cultivate with loving care for many moons.

 

[Akuma]

How absurd, so is the fact that this thread was resurrected from 3 years ago.

 

[Gather_Wanderer]

Nope. They're the root of all fun.

They're only evil if you take them seriously, or if you love them (thus taking them seriously) and they don't love you back. Truth is, men and women both suck.


What's also fun is "inanimate objects that seem to work well as masturbation tools". You get sex and they kind of just lay there without talking back, and you can get shit done afterwards without talking about it. If you're looking to be more cuddly, you might have to work with an animal.
They can potentially fight back though.

 

[Jedi]

I've lost most of my friends to drugs and women.

 

[Zionoxis]

I do wish I had no desire for either sex nor companionship with women. Many I have experienced (INTP women, you are different and I have yet to meet one of you) are petty, emotional, and simply a pain in the arse...yet my animalistic desires keep attracting me back to them.

I want to hit myself. The gossip, the lying, the emotions, and the complete lack of intellectual input (aside from random bouts of anger and ignorance) is enough to drive me nuts...and yet I still feel drawn to them.

 

[snafupants]

Nope. They're the root of all fun.

They're only evil if you take them seriously, or if you love them (thus taking them seriously) and they don't love you back. Truth is, men and women both suck.


What's also fun is "inanimate objects that seem to work well as masturbation tools". You get sex and they kind of just lay there without talking back, and you can get shit done afterwards without talking about it. If you're looking to be more cuddly, you might have to work with an animal.
They can potentially fight back though.

Too true. I tangibly cared in my mid-teens, and enjoyed meager success, and then in my late teens I thought if the other party was unwilling or unable to care then I would follow suit; I had to play ball somehow. It's worked out famously thus far, at least on a superficial level. The women I have personally dealt with (bias/disclaimer) have been ingenuously and primally emotional and intellectually ridiculous. Their bodies and willingness to experiment have been their sole saving grace. The quintessential ladies' man - which I, admittedly, am pretty fucking far from - shows fabulous success because most women are mostly the same in fundamental ways. Think about it, if every women were truly her own snowflake then what commonality could he exploit; I decline to accept this, women have many of the same wants and insecurities; I simply do not have the time, energy, or lack of compassion to exploit those insecurities on a daily basis.

 

[kantor1003]

Out of all the possible threads, HDINTP had to necro this. Well well, time for another round in the ring. I'll be enjoying it from the sideline.

 

[snafupants]

Out of all the possible threads, HDINTP had to necro this. Well well, time for another round in the ring. I'll be enjoying it from the sideline.

Sideline? No please, join us for some thinly-veiled frustration venting con women bashing.

You could prove a fruitful and unique set of bitching and moaning; okay, bad pun, that one.

 

[kantor1003]

Unfortunately, I haven't met too many women that have been more irritating and stupid than what is normal lately (a thinly-veilded one there, but I think I'll get away with it), so I wouldn't do the bashing of women any justice. One must do it with real gusto, if one are to do it at all.

 

[snafupants]

Unfortunately, I haven't met too many women that have been more irritating and stupid than what is normal lately (a thinly-veilded one there, but I think I'll get away with it), so I wouldn't do the bashing of women any justice. One must do it with real gusto, if one are to do it at all.

Goddammit your nihilism is a shot in the arm, it puts everything back in muddy perspective. Agreed, everything or nothing at all when it comes to a topic this demanding on every ounce of vitriol, piss and vinegar, a thread that zealously calls on every wasted night and sabotaged date. Perhaps only war and playing to millions of people call on this much concentration and fortitude. I've only done this once before but RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

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[kantor1003]

Hmm... did you say date? *feeling the dark side growing stronger for every second* But well..when she had sex with that other guy right in front of me, I'm sure she meant it well. You know, we aren't perfect.. ehm... that's odd, I can feel something bubbling inside me. Some kind of strange sensation which cause me to tense my muscles actually. I wonder what it could be?



Edit: Never mind, I was working out yesterday. Probably makes my muscles feel sore and a bit tensed up.

 

[Gather_Wanderer]

I remember chatting with Kantoor about getting with chicks awhile back. I've been with the same one ever since then, so I guess all hope is not lost.


Seriously dudes, those weird virginy religious people might have kind of the right idea when the say "wait for the right person". I mean, dating around to find someone that fits kind of takes a toll on the psyche, which I can see has happened to some of you ^^. It happened to me too.

Don't lower your standards just because most people, not just women, are fucking boring, lame, and stupid. I've sort of adopted a philosophy of "Give me what I want or nothing at all" ever since I broke up with my shitty evil bitch gf a few years ago. (Man, that chick was fucking terrifying. Everything an INTPish kind of person would try to murder, wrapped in a pretty face and boobs.)
The way I see it, people like me can be content either single or in a good relationship, but never in a bad one. Being single and content with yourself allows you to do whatever the fuck you want with your life and be happy about it. People who decide to step in your territory should add dimensions in a positive way and this includes GFs/BFs. If they don't complement you well, enjoy themselves around you, deserve your attention, why bother?


Don't bother.

 

[kantor1003]

Gather_Wanderer six months later..

"CAN YOU BEALKIVE IT??! THAT WHORE slEPT with mY BEST FRIEND!! MY BEST FRIEND!! I1'm DON'e WIHth this shIT! NEVER AGAIN!! ALL THIS TIME, only to get fuckeed in the ass!!! I LOVED her and spent ALL my money on her, and THIS IS WHAT I GET?!?!"

Edit: on a more serious note, I'm happy that it turned out all right

 

[Zionoxis]

The way I see it, it is very much like McDonalds monopoly game. There are lots of different prizes to win, and you have a good chance of winning. The funny thing is, you have a 1/1000000 chance of getting a good prize, and there are plenty of other crappy ones.

I just compared relationships to Mcdonalds. I feel proud. :smiley_emoticons_mr

 

[Gather_Wanderer]

Gather_Wanderer six months later..

"CAN YOU BEALKIVE IT??! THAT WHORE slEPT with mY BEST FRIEND!! MY BEST FRIEND!! I1'm DON'e WIHth this shIT! NEVER AGAIN!! ALL THIS TIME, only to get fuckeed in the ass!!! I LOVED her and spent ALL my money on her, and THIS IS WHAT I GET?!?!"

Edit: on a more serious note, I'm happy that it turned out all right

You...Y-You Bastard!!!

I'm not gonna lie. I would do that. Someone might even die.

 

[Gather_Wanderer]

The way I see it, it is very much like McDonalds monopoly game. There are lots of different prizes to win, and you have a good chance of winning. The funny thing is, you have a 1/1000000 chance of getting a good prize, and there are plenty of other crappy ones.

I just compared relationships to Mcdonalds. I feel proud. :smiley_emoticons_mr

So true. So true.

 

[Katie]

I wouldn't say "evil" specificly.. That's just social anthropology for ya!

Bees, social anthropoda where the females are in charge. The male bees are the drones, they are born clumsy and slower with the sole purpose of producing sperm for the queen. The worker bees (underdeveloped females) will do the cleaning, pollen collecting, hive defense, and all other jobs EXCEPT reproducing, which is ONLY the queens job. Every winter when the hive becomes overcrouded, the female bees will stop feeding the male drones and let them starve to death, then they will rid their dead bodies of the hive, awaiting of the next batch. The queen bee only leaves the give once, this mission is when she chooses her sperm donor for the production of the hives future populace. Just one male bees sperm will provide her with enough to create an entire hive kingdom.
I thought this was relevant hahaha! Sorry if I may have misused some words, I JUST finished my last schoolbook which was all about bugs.

 

[ObliviousGenius]

I just don't like double-standards. As much complaining as women do about not having the same opportunities as men, they sure do take full advantage of the things men must do for women just because they are women. Not all women are like this of course.

 

[Cognisant]

Yep, men are expendable.

In reply to Katie's post.

 

[Katie]

Yep, men are expendable.

In reply to Katie's post.

Hey just stating bee facts here, not saying humans should do the same. :3 I thought it was relevant.

 

[Luna]

(nevermind)

 

[Deleted member 1424]

I've wracked my brain and I don't think there's any way to a make a post that's more insulting to both men and women Luna.

Kudos

 

[Luna]

I've wracked my brain and I don't think there's any way to a make a post that's more insulting to both men and women Luna.

Kudos

It was a joke, not meant to be taken seriously. I honestly don't know how you could see it as being serious..but yeah..I deleted it.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Ah, the retroactive joke that you're too thick to get excuse.
No one has ever done that before.

 

[Luna]

Ok... I'm sorry if you're offended.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Simmer down my dear.
I'm not nearly so invested.
Vaguely amused if anything.

 

[Luna]

Okay, grandma. *sits in corner with dunce hat*
Are you an INTP or INTJ?

 

[Deleted member 1424]

I have no personal investment in the matter these days.
Most have said some variant of XNTP. Although Auburn accused me of not being T at one point, but I don't remember the alternative he suggested, or even if there was one.

 

[Melllvar]

The quintessential ladies' man - which I, admittedly, am pretty fucking far from - shows fabulous success because most women are mostly the same in fundamental ways. Think about it, if every women were truly her own snowflake then what commonality could he exploit; I decline to accept this, women have many of the same wants and insecurities; I simply do not have the time, energy, or lack of compassion to exploit those insecurities on a daily basis.

QFT, that.

See, the fucked up truth is that all of human mating and courtship basically comes down to economics, game theory and probability. Which is to say that no matter who you are or what you're doing, you're just playing the odds and doing things to try and shift those odds in your favor. Some people are in high demand because lots of people want them (to fuck, to date, to marry, whatever), while others are in the opposite position. Likewise, someone who is in high demand can be fickle, choosy, and equally demanding of their clients. Someone who is in the opposite position has to hope they can pay more than anyone else. Not monetarily, necessarily, but in social status or dick size or offer of novel experiences or something else. Men would seem to have higher biological sex drives than women, in general, which basically means that men need male-female interaction more (for this at least) than women do. Hence while any one girl may go out with fifty different guys a week, overall women act as the choosers because they're on the supply side and we're (males) on the demand side. Obviously in any particular situation it could be the guy or the girl in high/low demand, though. (Now that I think about it, I suppose each person probably has a unique time-dependent supply-demand curve associated with them.)

That's the econ part, the probability part is because the obvious truth is that there's no one person out there you were meant to be with or anything, any given person just ranks everyone else according to how desirable they are to them, which is obviously affected by the economics/supply issue. Someone might be great at the time, but then if your position in life changes and suddenly another hundred "better people" want you, your rankings might change some. The less picky you are then the better chances you have of meeting someone, so it's just a matter of running through as many people as possible until you find the optimal thing. So honestly, while people don't like to admit it, you're a lot better off just mindlessly playing the numbers than trying to focus on specific people who seem better than the mob or whatever.

The game theory part because, unless you're in high demand, then you have some competition. Hence you can obviously skew the odds in your favor by applying more successful strategies than the other guys, like dealing with many of the desired sex superficially vs. making a concerted effort towards few specific people. Well hell, if you even watch A Beautiful Mind (movie), the specific example they use to demonstrate a Nash equilibrium involves dating picking up chicks at a bar. I'd argue that this is largely what the "player" types do: create high demand through successful applications of game theory, whether they know it or think of it in these terms or not. I mean it would seem superficially rational that a girl would like a smarter, richer, better looking guy who was nicer to her 100% of the time, but when many guys are trying that then the one who acts like he doesn't give a fuck may win out simply by applying a unique strategy.

That's my grand unified theory. Emotions and horniness just fuels the entire thing and obfuscates what's really going on at the same time - after all, if nature hadn't bred that into us then what rational person would ever put up with all this shit. But I think the behavior of everyone involved is pretty well explained by the above. People need to understand that so they don't end up really pissed off by thinking this was ever a level playing field in the first place, which is what happens when people pretend like this is about love and romance and "finding someone special" versus, well, the fact that all people are whores just looking to get the most they can out of everyone else.

 

[Otherside]

We need to stop thinking so much and realize just how much of the interaction between women and men is rooted in our DNA and our history as animals. Most of it is hard-wired and trying to force behavior into a social institution based upon religion and doing what's "right". It often seems unfair and cruel, but that's the nature of the beast.

 

[Melkor]

What's wrong with being evil?

Evil women are the best kind. <3

 

[Minuend]

You speak truly, Melly. The problem is they say all women are evil, like the petty shoplifting woman even come close to my level of evil genius!

 

[Melkor]

You speak truly, Melly. The problem is they say all women are veil, like the petty shoplifting woman even come close to my level of evil genius!

Well, from the perspective of a Criminologist, women are often unfairly treated as 'evil' in the Criminal justice system as their actions make them seem 'doubly deviant'.

Deviant for commiting a crime, and deviant for violating the protocols of the passive, weak willed, motherly and all innocent female stereotype.

Psh, if anything I'd encourage a bit more deviancy on the social level.

I WELCOME our new, insane, leather and heels bound overladies!

 

[Otherside]

Well, from the perspective of a Criminologist, women are often unfairly treated as 'evil' in the Criminal justice system as their actions make them seem 'doubly deviant'.

Deviant for commiting a crime, and deviant for violating the protocols of the passive, weak willed, motherly and all innocent female stereotype.

Psh, if anything I'd encourage a bit more deviancy on the social level.

I WELCOME our new, insane, leather and heels bound overladies!

In the USA, women have the advantage (almost always) in courts.

But I'd like to see a few more sluts too...

 

[Melkor]

In the USA, women have the advantage (almost always) in courts.

But I'd like to see a few more sluts too...

I've re-read your posts several dozen times, but still my overriding response is to use my fingers to take out your eyes...

 

[Otherside]

My apologies. It was a joke.

 

[Otherside]

Totally inappropriate in a thread titled "Women are the root of all evil". Which is a perfectly legitimate statement and entirely politically correct.

 

[Otherside]

Maybe not just sex, but companionship too?

Hey Toad, not trying to hijack this lovely thread but your profile pic is really interesting. You don't see many personal snapshots floating around of George (or any Beatle.) I wouldn't be surprised if Mal Evans took that picture.

 

[crippli]

I am not sure if others think like I do. But when a claim like this is made. I will first look to science to see if there is something that can shed some light on the issue. What I found(by 5minutts thinking and research) is this;

Claim: Woman - The Root of all Evil.

What is a Woman? I presume in this context it's meant the population with two XX chromosomes. The other variant is XY chromosomes. + a few more variations that I will disregard for the purpose of simplicity. Just looking at this I already suspect that the claim is false. As it is the Y that sticks out as 'other'.

LookingW at this further the Y chromosome consists of 454 genes. The X 1846. The total number of genes is 32185. In addition the X and Y chromosomes are basically hormone instructions. And those can even be overridden and manipulated with food,, environment etc, so not very definitive. The 'Man' also have the same number of X chromosomes, although, allegedly more prone to defects, as they do not have a backup. In addition there are more chromosomes in the form of Y.

The conclusion is that the claim is that humans are the root of all evil. Since the difference in gene variation between the two types is so small. It doesn't make much sense to me to say one is more evil then the other. If anything, one would make a stronger case putting the blame on the Y. Like where did those Y genes come from?

So I will conclude that the claim is false, unless other definitions are made clear. This was probably really boring. The point being to get people worked up? Not weather it's false or true?

PS-I didn't look at what evil is. Something with emotions. Feeling uncomfortable emotions?

 

[GYX_Kid]

in a world without women, men would have no healthy and species-perpetuating outlet for aggression; and would destroy it and each other out of repression, boredom, etc.

 

[Otherside]

in a world without women, men would have no healthy and species-perpetuating outlet for aggression; and would destroy it and each other out of repression, boredom, etc.

In a world without women (or men), there would be no women (or men).

 

[Otherside]

I think that evil has a complex and subjective root system.

 

[RaBind]

I don't think it is women that are the root of all evil, I think it is the desire, of men, to do something outstanding to prove their worth (whether it is to society, friends, family...). I think those who have big ideals and ambitions have blurred vision of what is right and what is wrong or they may actually have a really bad sense of what is morally right and wrong. Eample Hitler, Stalin and many other men in power with dangerous ideals.