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It is charming, isn't it? I can't help but wonder why I'm not banned yet. After all this time, have I not earned this honor? Melkor, you couldn't kill a one eyed, three legged puppy that was already bleeding to death.

Oh, well I'm prettier than I thought! The sun isn't good for rashes if you're a creature of the night. In that case the sun causes a rash and then spontaneous combustion. Now I shall sleep and dream of you giving me a rash. ;)

Hmmmm. Young Benjamin Button or old Benjamin Button? Old rubber Godzilla or new CGI Godzilla? The weather's dreadful. Now one told me it was so fucking sunny here all the time.

You've seen my true face, which is too horrible to blot out of anyone's mind. What's this about cash? You used to let me pay you in Cheetos and Whiskey. And the good doctor seemed to go into retirement once his services were no longer needed and his assistant left him for the circus. I hear...

Well okay. BTW, it's nice to see you're now burning people in a non-venereal way. :D But seriously, blot out all evidence of my existence from this place.

May I schedule a spanking for tomorrow afternoon, say around two thirty? And I want to make sure that this time you leave my ass bright red. Last time you only left me a bluish shade of pink and I was very disappointed.

May I have a ban? For old time's sake? Please?

What EditorOne said really hits home for me. I was extremely close to my Grandmother and when her health was rapidly declining because of a brain tumor, I don't recall being all that devastated or emotional. I did have moments where I would kind of break down, but overall I was pretty...

How about NoddyCon 2011? You're welcome. ;) It is blue, but I'll have to customize it to make the sound. I presume you mean the sound of an ass being grabbed, because that's the only sound I make when I'm squeezed. :D

You know you still love me. ;) At one time I had a link to intpf, I'm not sure why I took it down, I thought about putting it back up, but maybe you're right and one should never speak of the other. Perhaps, this forum should blot out all trace of my existence for it's own good. I should...

Sorry I didn't respond to this sooner. I've added a thing or two to the bloog, but hopefully you've gotten some sleep since then. If not, you may need medical attention. Unless you're undead. If you're undead I'm sure you're fine. :D

Perhaps we should have a weirdest blog contest. Here's the link to the other one, but it's even more dreadful.

I'm moving to smaller and stupider things. Hopefully, this is the worst blog ever created. If you can't do something right, do it very, very wrong. Noddy's Happy Place (And buried somewhere in there, is a second blog that is far worse.) ;)

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

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You've done searches on me, haven't you? It's nice to know you care, but you know that I'm immortal. It's an understandable, albeit morbid, curiosity. Seriously, some people were once quite active and then they were just gone. No warning or anything, just gone. Dissident is another one. He was...

I wonder where Perseus went, too. He's the only person to ever have his own sub-forum here. I'm not sure he ever noticed the privilege. Coberst is gone too. Does anyone else think about that fact that any one of us could die and no one here would ever know about it? How many past posters here...

shhhhhhh ........... :cat:

Just watched "The Secret of Kells" and loved it. Based on the trailers, I didn't think I would care for the animation, but something about it had me transfixed and I found it to be a really beautiful film with great atmosphere and music. I think it's a good idea to do a little reading on the...

I'm sure I'm one of the worst offenders of the inappropriate. Somehow, I've managed to not get banned, although I wonder if some of the things I've said have been worse than some of the things others have said who were banned. I never mean harm, but I definitely go overboard at times...

Oh yeah. Good times. I still have the dried piece of gum that mom picked off of the underside of a bench and used as a pacifier for me.

I truly and deeply hate Melkor. I can't imagine why you sick fucks think it's funny. And that's half squid, love, half. My father was a hamster and you know it. harpie

The guy across the street just shot his wife. (Am I doing this club right?)

I don't think I squirted you. And love, don't act all innocent you little harpie.

^ Damn. That's one of those things that can't be unseen. Who knew Geisha's were so versatile? "Fried Shrimp", lol. Anyway, I just watched Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" on Blu-Ray with the kids. Is it me, or does the fact that the beast becomes a pretty boy in the end kind of negate the...

What do you mean "what's wrong with this thread?" There's nothing wrong with this thread. Nothing at all. Except Melkor.

If this was directed at me, then both I suppose. I learned how to spell from the King James Version of the Bible which was conspicuously lacking in the word "fellatio". Which brings me fulll circle to my newly formed atheist argument that I have named the"God's Cock Paradox" previously...

Are you talking to yourself again?

I defer to the expert.

Don't you mean fallatio?

Hmmmmmm, if this is true, we should have tried harder to chase off the ne'er do wells around here before they had a chance to get started. Ooooo, ooooo, now my other post has appeared. It's beautiful!

Now I know you're full of shit. No one leaves her mid session. The vaginal teeth won't allow it. They probably just haven't found the right recipe for your body yet. I'm sure the sweet embrace of death is close. You can still get clamidia even if you quit mid session, you know. And I'm not sure...

I responded, but my post got caught up in the filter. Must have been the man on horse porn I included. When did this place become so uptight? In the meantime, I shall engage in small talk. How's the weather there? Shitty I hope? How's your family? Have they attempted to kill and eat you yet...

Oh yes, well I hear Mexico's wonderful this time of year.

If you're just outside my borders, that means you're either in Mexico, Louisiana, New Mexico, Oklahoma, or Arkansas. Good luck with that. If you're in Arkansas doing that sort of thing, you might just get yourself a God fearing husband and a daughter/sister with a cleft palette named Frank.

Fuck that. Texans know it's fucking 43, unlike the rest of you fucking inbred bastards who think its fucking 42.

Leave it to the fucking Irish to fuck up the work "fuck".

Fucking Sigh. Another fucking foul mouthed Aussie. Oh well, welcome to the fucking forum. I'm from fucking Texas where the fucking word "fucking" is a proper fucking adjective as you can fucking see. Oh, and don't you dare tell fucking Cognisant where you fucking live. I made that fucking...

Well I like you, SpaceYeti. (But depending on who you ask, that may not be a good thing.) :eek: <---- This guy thinks I'm a total asshole, for instance. Oh, and Cavallier. You can pet the hair on my back for free if you want to. You can even braid it should the mood strike you.

:eek: must. see. pictures. I tend to agree, too.

You should be proud. Very proud. You're a handsome young lad, like that Dahmer fellow or Charles Manson. :D

The forum got hijacked and completely shut down a while back. Apparently, everything was deleted, but fortunately the hosting company had backups and were able to restore it. It had all the hallmark's of face, although it was done under Jesin's account. I don't know if they ever found out...

Looks like you got the photo on there. Sorry I didn't respond sooner. How's life treating you these days?

I fixed it so we can recognize him. It's not as disturbing as the original but still ........

Damn. I could have won this contest with a simple snapshot of myself. Oh well. I'm not much into candy anyway. (Homer voice) mmmmm ............ candy ........... ughhhhhhhhh EDIT: 14 all the way. Something very American Psycho going on there ...... :D

I decided to click "irritating" so that I could be the first person to click "irritating". I'm irritated that you stole my lucky condom off of the clothes line and won't give it back even though I keep telling you that it's not a hat. Any unwanted tadpoles that occur henceforth from the fruit...

Thank you! I'm trying to be as offensive as possible. :D

Here's a link to an interesting article about fraud in the science community. http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=when-scientists-sin

Which religious revelation straightened all that out, again? I forget.