Another new guy thread

[NoID10ts]

Noddy+Melkor=Classic.

Strange how true talent and wit can excuse almost anything. Almost.

(I am not a harpie you... you little blue squid.)

Jesse, I can't help but notice your t's seem to fall off your thoughts. Or is this a symptom of never quite finishing a thought?

I truly and deeply hate Melkor. I can't imagine why you sick fucks think it's funny.

And that's half squid, love, half. My father was a hamster and you know it.

harpie

 

[loveofreason]

I was there when your mother concieved you from a still-warm used condom she found in a bus-shelter trashcan, and a turkey baster.

Being so short in the arm and all, and a bit inflexible at the waist, she couldn't reach for herself. Squid.

 

[Cognisant]

a still-warm used condom she found in a bus-shelter trashcan

Does this mean Noddy has two mothers?

 

[Jesse]

A bit of that. Unless I'm speaking 1 on 1 to someone I have a habit of not thinking on what I'm doing. Unless spell check tells me something is wrong I assume it's right.

I should also add I'm going away for a bit. I'm not abandoning this place so soon

 

[₲uardian]

Fuck that. Texans know it's fucking 43, unlike the rest of you fucking inbred bastards who think its fucking 42.

XD

 

[NoID10ts]

I was there when your mother concieved you from a still-warm used condom she found in a bus-shelter trashcan, and a turkey baster.

Being so short in the arm and all, and a bit inflexible at the waist, she couldn't reach for herself. Squid.

Oh yeah. Good times. I still have the dried piece of gum that mom picked off of the underside of a bench and used as a pacifier for me.

 

[Jesse]

Took that test everyone has done. Still got the same even though I was a lot more conscious of which answers I was putting down. Probably not as accurate as the first time I took the test.

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