Noddy's Blog

[NoID10ts]

I'm moving to smaller and stupider things. Hopefully, this is the worst blog ever created. If you can't do something right, do it very, very wrong.

Noddy's Happy Place

(And buried somewhere in there, is a second blog that is far worse.)

 

[Cognisant]

Another one?

Edit: Ooh hey, this looks good.

 

[NoID10ts]

Perhaps we should have a weirdest blog contest.

Another one?

Here's the link to the other one, but it's even more dreadful.

 

[Melllvar]

Please make more of your bloog. I can't sleep and it entertains me.

Also, I may end up linking to it in other [non-INTPf] places and saying stuff like, "Hey guys! Look how funny this person is!"

I apologize for this post. I really actually can't sleep and this forum and your bloog are my last havens of entertainment in the wee hours.

 

[NoID10ts]

Please make more of your bloog. I can't sleep and it entertains me.

Also, I may end up linking to it in other [non-INTPf] places and saying stuff like, "Hey guys! Look how funny this person is!"

I apologize for this post. I really actually can't sleep and this forum and your bloog are my last havens of entertainment in the wee hours.

Sorry I didn't respond to this sooner. I've added a thing or two to the bloog, but hopefully you've gotten some sleep since then. If not, you may need medical attention.

Unless you're undead.

If you're undead I'm sure you're fine.

 

[loveofreason]

So I finely made the time to read this melange of bitter wit, innuendo, truth and corn.

Bless you Noddy. Bless you and your spawn unto the seventh generation. May pacific beatitude be your lot and all you ever want in your short life, in that charmed sewer of yours. May the true light erase every last paining mote of your sainted ass, that none may ever know of your sorrows, or your time among us or of your timely passing, for surely the likes of you and the likes of us should never have knowledge of the other - the one being too lowly and unworthy even to breathe the same air or hear the name of NoID10ts... the other... well....

Can't stop clicking blessed kittens! Die! Die!

ps. do those shirts come in 'weedy Irishman' size? I need a prezzie for Melkor.​

 

[NoID10ts]

So I finely made the time to read this melange of bitter wit, innuendo, truth and corn.

Bless you Noddy. Bless you and your spawn unto the seventh generation. May pacific beatitude be your lot and all you ever want in your short life, in that charmed sewer of yours. May the true light erase every last paining mote of your sainted ass, that none may ever know of your sorrows, or your time among us or of your timely passing, for surely the likes of you and the likes of us should never have knowledge of the other - the one being too lowly and unworthy even to breathe the same air or hear the name of NoID10ts... the other... well....

You know you still love me.

At one time I had a link to intpf, I'm not sure why I took it down, I thought about putting it back up, but maybe you're right and one should never speak of the other. Perhaps, this forum should blot out all trace of my existence for it's own good. I should be banned immediately and the name "NoID10ts" shan't never cross your lips again.

You can still fantasize about me, though, and I'll do the same for you.

Can't stop clicking blessed kittens! Die! Die!

All those links and you're focused on the kittens? I thought you would be immersed in all the dating links.

ps. do those shirts come in 'weedy Irishman' size? I need a prezzie for Melkor.

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I'm very selective about who wears my shirts and he's just not Noddy shirt material. Sorry.

I do however have a Noddy enema kit if you want to give him that. Or can I interest you in my set of vasectomy knives?

 

[loveofreason]

You can still fantasize about me, though, and I'll do the same for you.

Deal. We could even co-fantasise. Shall we meet in some mutually agreed fantastic context? Say... armageddon? Chernobyl circa April 1986? Christmas with your in-laws?

All those links and you're focused on the kittens? I thought you would be immersed in all the dating links.

Hotdogs and vaseline? Pfft.... *...surreptitiously wipes her hands and continues eating*

Anyway!

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I'm very selective about who wears my shirts and he's just not Noddy shirt material. Sorry.

I do however have a Noddy enema kit if you want to give him that. Or can I interest you in my set of vasectomy knives?

I'll take an enema kit with those customised attachments you make , but only if it's blue and... you know... makes that funny little sound when it's squeezed, just like you do

 

[NoID10ts]

Deal. We could even co-fantasise. Shall we meet in some mutually agreed fantastic context? Say... armageddon? Chernobyl circa April 1986? Christmas with your in-laws?

How about NoddyCon 2011?

Hotdogs and vaseline? Pfft.... *...surreptitiously wipes her hands and continues eating*

Anyway!

You're welcome.

I'll take an enema kit with those customised attachments you make , but only if it's blue and... you know... makes that funny little sound when it's squeezed, just like you do

It is blue, but I'll have to customize it to make the sound. I presume you mean the sound of an ass being grabbed, because that's the only sound I make when I'm squeezed.