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I'm using it to prop open the door to my pre-owned condom shop.

Minuend! My life has meaning again! :D

I don't know, I think that only complicates the problem. :D

You're the reason I believe in nothing Melkor. There simply cannot be meaning and a Melkor in the same universe.

The absurd part of absurdism is that even if life has no inherent value, one should either conduct themselves as if it does or cease to exist. I'm only responsible for my own existential crisis. To kill another person is to decide theirs for them.

I don't laugh at you. I laugh at us.

I think I've decided I'm an absurdist. There is no meaning. The only real question is that of suicide. I find it difficult to argue over subjective matters and there's nothing I can say about objective matters that smarter people than I haven't already said. I think that if I have any purpose...

Every time I come back here I remember that I have absolutely nothing useful to contribute. My brain is a wasteland of broken thoughts and opinions. :confused:

I would buy any book written by Cog.

Well... well... I like to see things burn down, even if it's my favorite franchise! So there. :starwars:

Oh, loveofreason is great with knives! I once saw her circumcise a baby on a spinning wheel from 30 paces away! :hoplite_sword_kill:

I've yet to see it a second time so I haven't had that objective, non-geek out viewing yet. When I saw it, I sensed the disappointment around me, but that made me weirdly giddy. Ever since Episode I, I've felt like the over-arching narrative is about the restoration of balance to the force...

Perhaps it's an autobiography for a more terrible version of the real me (Yes, I can be worse, believe it or not). It's meta. The book is about the writing of the book. At its core, it's about the madness of art. This is a golden idea! It really is.

Kidding. MELKOR! I thought you were dead.

Meh.

Bastards. Making me reassess TLJ. I still liked it. I wrote a blog post about it, but the key take away is this: What do you think?

Very nice! :D

Same job which is becoming increasingly tiresome. Like our country, our education system is broken. My oldest graduates high school in three months so I guess that means I'm well on my way to becoming a senile old fuck.

Hello, Adaire! Miss me?

Very true. Lazy bastards.

I don't make much distinction between fiction and reality. I think you'll like it. I was lucky enough to have an INFP editor and she kind of reminds me of you. PM me your most current email address so I can resume stalking you.

Here's how I like my goats: No older than two, dipped in vaseline, hindquarters shaved, front quarters dyed blue, wearing a spiked dog collar, slowly bleeding out from two or three one inch incisions in the belly, wearing a pink pompadour, and sporting Groucho Marx glasses. Also, I usually...

It's nice to be missed!

I might be able to give away free advanced print or digital copies for the purposes of early reviews. The advance copies won't be out until May, though.

Mmmmmm. Baked beans.

I collect infectious diseases, you know that!

You can't blackmail someone who has no shame. That text will be valuable one day. There's a vibrant market for the art of psychopaths! Actually, I'm working on a slightly less subdued rewrite. My publisher has agreed to consider it if I rewrite and change the title. As a writer, I've decided...

Cara Mia! God, I've missed you. *Grabs lor by the waist from behind and licks the side of her face, popping all the pustules on her cheek and tonguing the pus as if savoring the sweetest of chocolate sauces.

That's fantastic!

It's a small traditional publisher out of Denver. They haven't officially announced it yet, but it'll be out on October 1st. Probably won't move many more copies than the self-pubbed one, but the editorial help has been invaluable.

Damn, has it really been almost ten years since I posted this? I've gone on to self-publish (and subsequently withdraw) one novel and my second will be released in October. NoID10ts 2008, here are some of the books I've found helpful: James Scott Bell - The Art of War for Writers: Fiction...

As a writer, I love to read. You can't be a writer without also being a reader—fiction (any genre), non-fiction, YA, how-to—I'll read almost anything. I'm not a fast reader, though. If anyone is on Goodreads, friend me so you can silently judge my taste in books...

Cartoon kitties are no good for the dark arts.

I have some if you're not particular about them being virgins. All of mine have been violated.

I'm fond of this place, but I spend so much time burning churches and undermining my own government, that time is a precious commodity. And Auburn, don't look in the corner. This place has been remodeled and I no longer know where the toilet is.

Cognisant sacrificed ten kittens and drank the blood of a leprous goat to raise me from the dead. Now what the fuck do you want Coggy? While I was gone, I verified the universe is indeed meaningless, however, contrary to my previously held position, I now know that you and I are beautiful and...

@EditorOne You were sooo right on this one. I've sent out 23 agent queries and I follow most of them on Twitter. It really is like winning the lottery. The absurdity of it is that the query letter becomes almost more important than the book itself. There are too many authors and too few...

In Texas, that's exactly how we decide who pays for lunch. :D

Sure! Next time I stalk twins I'll let you know! *squeals with delight*

Fuck a duck? Oh man, I guess my "home movies" have gone viral again. Just so you know, it was totally consensual.

I saw these items in the general rules: The ones highlighted in blue make me wonder how I've lasted as long as I have here. :confused:

Anything by Cormac McCarthy is good. He wrote No Country for Old Men and The Road. His border trilogy is fantastic as is Blood Meridian.

Whoopie cushions are so last year. I'm making bagpipes!

I use dead rats to enhance my phallic profile when I wear tight jeans. This one is getting a little ripe. That's not a word, it's just a bunch of consonants you illiterate turd. Na-uh. You made me swallow half a foot of it first, remember? I do like the shaved weasels especially when you...

Hello. Long time reader, first time poster. I think. Unfortunately, I have amnesia brought on by an overly aggressive sex partner that beat me about the head and shoulders with a three foot dildo when I refused to hold a razor between my teeth and shave my own crotch. That I remember...

I'm not crazy.

Wait. Am I shaving my leg or is she shaving hers? Or is she forgoing shaving one leg to recoup the time it will take to shave the pits? Ugh. This all seems very complicated. Maybe I'll just poise a bucket of hair removal cream above the door.

No, no. Women with hairy armpits. They WILL NOT shave those bird's nests no matter how nicely you ask. It's not even open for discussion. Pure. Dogmatism.