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If you want a reenactment, just go to church tomorrow. The more conservative and condescending the better.

Does anyone really think they can have a productive discussion here? Wonkavision is just broadcasting. He's not interested in anything anyone has to say to the contrary.

Wonkavision is ESSENTIALLY conceding that, by our STANDARDS, God is a complete DICK. It is what IT is. There's no where ELSE to go with the DISCUSSION. :segen: (Did I do the CAPITALIZATION thing right?)

Finally, I would be able to answer the age-old question: Who enjoys sex more, men or women? :confused:

Re: Thread derail by whom? I always did want to ride a dinosaur.

Re: Thread derail by whom? I enjoy having my jimmy rustled!

Re: Thread derail by whom? Ugh. Idiots. I hate those. :mad:

I live in a sewer. All I need is a bucket, some coffee filters, and lots of empty bottles. I'll call it "Noddy's Shitwater." Beer connoisseurs love beers with funny names. No one will know I mean it literally. Oh, and just so it doesn't look like I'm derailing this thread, beer is a great...

Hmmmm.... Considers opening microbrewery.

Sooooo, I should pee in their beer?

I thought you were dead, Anling. Weren't you dead? I heard you were dead. :D

If prostitution is illegal and porn is legal, does that mean I can pick up a prostitute legally as long as I videotape it? I just want to be clear on the laws before I get myself into trouble. ;)

Re: Thread derail by whom? I hate it when people use 'too' instead of 'to.' Oh, look at you, with your pretentious extra 'o.' Uppity bastards.

I spit at people. If they turn away in disgust, I punch them in the kidneys, steal their money, and run like hell. If they just smile and wipe it off, I buy them a beer... which I spit in.

I watched the remake of Maniac. I always knew Frodo was a little creep. It was okay, but nothing can compare to the shotgun to the head scene of the original. I also finally got around to Valhalla Rising. That was a trip. I've decided I really like Mads Mikkelsen after watching his turn as...

I love how you use the word "seemed." You can never quite tell with me, can you? :D Anyway, this forum seems to have grown a new Blob. Here's some softcore raccoon porn for our resident proctologist. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-875Ex8OOfGQ/UAs85ueNY6I/AAAAAAAAIDA/lrRqGLPNDlQ/s1600/Racoon_2.jpg

I am blue and bald. No hair anywhere. Smooth as a baby seal dipped in olive oil. I'm only chubby while I digest small children. Y'know, like a snake. If I were to tan, I would tan purple, but I don't care for the sun much. It's over rated. I do travel via toilet and I only write non-fiction...

Jesus Christ, stop toying with us and post the wild donkey dick pics already!

I'll have remember what I wrote. I often look back at my posts and think, "Did I really write that?"

I may have read your post wrong, but I get the distinct impression you're trying to get us to send you pictures of us masturbating. Don't be ashamed, just ask.

Oooo! Great idea! A sex with barnyard animals sub-forum.

^ That's the best thing ever!

Fine. Just thought I'd put it out there just to test the waters.

I would like to request a hardcore pornography sub-forum. There's only three reasons I use the internet. This forum satisfies two of the three, to make snappy one liners and to belittle the religious, but it sure would be nice if that third reason could be addressed. I could have a one stop shop...

I always look as if someone just killed my puppy by twisting it's head off with their bare hands. In fact, people often walk up to me and say, "Did someone just twist your puppy's head off with their bare hands?" and I say, "No. Why?" and they say, "Because you look like someone just twisted...

Well I think this is a fantastic idea. Share the burden, is what I say. It's like only having half a wife or a third of a wife. That's the Goldilocks zone right there. Not too much, not too little. Just right.

@annany27, if you're having serious thoughts of suicide, get professional help. Call a suicide help line, see a school counselor, or whatever you have to do. I've been close to the brink myself and it helps to talk to someone who understands the intricacies of it. Most people don't understand...

"100% down brained. You think with your cock." Hmmmm. Weird, but not totally unexpected. :confused:

After several months of intense suicidal thoughts and self-injury, I've recently started seeing a psychiatrist. I thought it might be Bipolar II, I have short lived highs, but the doctor suggested it might be dysthymia. That seems right. Depression has never completely crippled me, but I don't...

We do want to keep the relationship together. She still holds out that hope that I'll come back to the faith, but she's realistic about the fact that I probably won't. My lifestyle never really changed all that much when I went from Christian to atheist. I didn't take up drinking or anything...

Thanks. I appreciate hearing from you. It's a problem so few truly understand. Things are okay now, I think we've found some common ground. The gist of it is that I won't belittle her for her faith and she won't .... leave me ... I guess. I've been so vitriolic towards Christianity for so...

I did apologize to the kids and explained everything to them. I think I've turned a corner on this thing. I've caught my wife in several huge lies, called her on them, and pointed out the hypocrisy of her claims to "truth" amidst such blatant untruths. We had a productive talk yesterday that...

You make it sound like I had dignity to save in the first place. Ever heard of Jonestown? That's what happens when people listen to what I have to say in my sleep.

Hmmm. I don't like where any of this is going so... ** Sitting in the juror's box, Noddy sticks his thumb in his mouth and blows. The outer layer of his skin (there are five layers in all) expands like a balloon until it pops and sprays blue, gelatinous goo all over the courtroom. The goo is...

Ah. I see. Perhaps it's like the difference between an organized boxing match and a drunken street brawl (you decide which is which).

There is no conflict that a well placed shovel can't resolve.

I would like to know what the difference is between the "Arena" and the "Faith and Spirituality" sections. Do they not serve the same purpose?

I'm confused. :confused:

I'm a hot piece of fruit and I'm always fresh. :herzen02: Now who wants to peel and eat me? (I am confused, aren't I?)

I read that a while back. It's fascinating. I think I posted it on my Facebook page. Of course, ever since I read it, when I get insecure, I think it's because maybe I'm competent, but then I think that if I'm suddenly feeling competent, it's because I'm not. It's a viscous circle. :storks:

My dad is an INTP (I think) and my mom is an ISTJ. They divorced when I was two and then she married an ESFJ when I was four (to spite me, I'm sure ;)). I get along well with my dad, but he's difficult to talk to because he's so inside his own head (worse than me). The two of us together make...

It was my head by way of my ass. All that damn Popsicle juice gets sticky and then things stick together and then things get backed up and then things pop on the other end. They don't call them Popsicles for nothing.

You want in on this? The Popsicle is pretty much melted now, but the stick is still good to go. That is, if you don't mind a few splinters getting stuck in the tender walls of your anus.

Oh yeah. *Giggles* That's cold! That's it. In and out. Slowly.... Slowly. Now swirl it a little. Yeah.

Oh, she'll cover it all right. If she doesn't, my investors will be angry.

Minuend - If you do decide to shit all over everything, please video tape it. I have people who will pay top dollar for that sort of thing. Cognisant - I'll be happy to do whatever you need me to do, but I'll need you to fill out the proper paperwork first, filled out in triplicate with all the...

I'd like to be one of those people that makes all the bureaucratic red tape for everyone to get through. Oh the hoops I'd make people jump through in order to join this forum.

Surprise me!

Thank you. I'll sit on one of these flesh eating popsicles. I'll sit on it and allow it to eat me from the inside. I feel "corrected" all ready.

Someone punish me. Please. Spank me red as a baboons ass! Put me in chains! Tight ones, loose ones, I don't care. And whip me, too! I've been a bad, bad boy. Really dirty and nasty and I need to be straightened out. Well ... parts of me need to be straightened out anyway. Come on. Give it to me...