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*Ties you to a stake* Right. Now... Uhm... *Lowers you into a magma pit* Any last requests?

You leave my sweetie-pi alone you cursed little harpy faced hussie! I'll knock yer' teeth out and kick ya into next week ya git-faced, bin-hoking shitehawker! *Snuggles Pi with oven gloves protectively*

Never! Without my prude nature I would nothing but a living cuddle puddle of hideous nature and form. Such a thought is both disgusting and base! Prudism is an art form! Hrm. What kind of dog are we talking here? Huskies are kind hot.

*Puts a spiky helmet on and headbutts you* Do I win now? :o

Slut.

Uhm... Well. Tall yet spindly (six foot two but like 145 poundsy, weird hybrid of blonde/brown/ginger hair, though I'm not ginger! It has a mind of its own but I occasionally straighten it. Normally I go for fitted jeans, black or just dark, with either a t shirt/ hoodie or a shirt/tie. I...

I think you mean 'Rimmer ftw' :D But you win the star prize for reference grabbing anyway. Just for you, a years supply of urine recyc! Homebrewed by yours truly! God you're lucky.

I don't mind a little, but I know plenty of girls who wear so much makeup (fake tan, fake nails, stick on eyelashes, lipsticks, etc) that they look horrible! And then you see them after just getting out of bed and you're like 'Why the hell does she bother?' I think the prettiest girl I know...

*Kicks* What do you want, punk!? Last I heard you were insulting my family name with the great enemy known as the Bieber! D:

Why I haven't seen such backbone and pomp since...since me! I like you already little one. Here, have a cigar! Just a tip, don't accept gifts from dark lords! :D

Beserker/dark knight/ er...glass cannon? Basically I follow instinct and personal glory with high attack preferences and low defence. It actually works quite poorly in the vast majority of games, but I have no patience.

It is? D: My apologies, I'll just tuck it away. Ahem. Anyway! *Puts you in a sack*

What's the difference!? *Smashes a bottle over your thick, unshapely Scottish skull.

>:< I have a choice witch! A choice of whether or not to dash out your brains on a kerb! :D

Sexual harassment towards me or your? :o I can do either, I'm quite versatile! :D

Ya know EyeseeCold brings up a pretty valid point! To the average American who flippantly throw about their 'nationality' based on stereotypes and presumptions and little else, what really is the difference between Irish and Scottish? Often they know little about either, have visited neither...

Pants party? D: Is that like... A party where everyone is wearing underwear? Sounds wretched. As for the treasure, count me in! Let's go for gold. I'll get the shovels, you get the chests. We'll get some booty before the day is long! :D

Would you like me to kill you now or later? Severe condolences. If it's any help, you've probably never been to either and have been raised apart from the culture, so I wouldn't consider you to be anything but a yank. ;)

Ah. Hehe, reminds me of this classic advert. Ah, so very Irish. :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en-GB&client=mv-google&v=rVnmLa_Ky5k&nomobile=1 Me? Uhm. You know, smiting foes, tormenting innocents, spreading malevolence and woe. Just the usual. (Actually I'm a little anxious...

EXCUSE ME!? ... *Deep breaths-deep breaths* I'll just let that one pass and pretend you didn't insult my supreme dastardlyness and extremely manly variety of evil. Hrm. They do pasta in Pizza hut!? What sorcery is this!? D:

You don't deserve to be a Mel! >:{

Aha! You responded! Now we have to hook up, so say the rules of demonic enchantment! *Handcuffs you to me* Okay! Let's go EXPLORE! I say we go someplace dangerous.

Hooray! I suggest one of the darkest blackest pits of a bloody moon were demons run unfettered and souls are torn from this world to oblivion! >:D Or we could you know... Go to pizza hut. It's kinda similar.

What's up wrinkle-wench? Still dodging the reaper? I heard you were dating a frozen eyeball. Hrm. I guess when you reach your ripe old age you need the extreme sensations before you can feel anything!

How fitting that one such as you should have 'pus' in her name, you venemous little boil! :D That's flirting in celt talk!

Hey Nocty. You want to run away some time? I need to run away. :) I've been misbehaving.

Lot. Lot... A lot of aul' shite I say! :D

Why would you leave Dublin? It's such a lovely wee city! Haha, I never want to leave when I visit. XD

I don't think there are any gun owners in dublin miss, you have to go to some of the more troubled areas of Ireland to find them in any number. Believe me, they're looked down upon. Considering next to none of us own guns and the guns laws are incredibly strict in comparison to most, it's...

Guns are a cowards weapon. :D

Hrm. Sounds like country folk, who as a matter of principle are looked down upon anyway, and are so far removed from the majority of society that they have their own separate and often backward cultures. :P And you don't sound as if you actually know what the opinions of this glorious island...

Oi!I practice twice a week in two hour sessions! It's not much, but it's enough to know how to hit a target thirty feet away. So if you please, don't stand over thirty feet away, and don't move. And we'll be fine!

Can I just say how horrified I am by American culture and you people in general. It's amazing how a country composed of the British and Irish can be so drastically alien to us. O-o Over here anyone who owns a gun is a scumbag/terrorist, and anyone found with a gun is given a wide berth prior...

Eh. I don't think it's a new phenomena, I'm sure history is full of autistic individuals who influenced humanity without 'autism' ever being attached to them. Also I'm not sure it's fair to chalk it down to 'autism'. I know plenty of autistic people who are happy to live their life in...

*Hits Ninjasurfer with a grenade Launcher* Die Zombie!

I dislike the ridiculously over the top and oppressive nature of the security implementations, which either harass the public in the name of national defence or are aimed at keeping at the unwashed masses who keep London going but who were unable to get a ticket due to the poorly organised...

I wish I had biological functions I could blame my mood swings on. :<

I am not amused.

LIAR. That was Lor. Followed by me. Cognisant was somewhere inbetween. :3

Meh indeed you skiving git! Get back here or I'll send the search squad complete with rabid dogs out! :o

Own me! None can own me! I am Melkor!

Hrm. I'm not so sure that lingering amongst the loons is a good cure for lunacy...

Tip-toe in a pool of mud slippery mud? You'll still die eventually when you run out of steam. :D

Short people deserve to die in a pit of mud exactly one inch higher than them. :(

Interesting. Perhaps we should re-invigorate said voice thread with our generally quite sexy accents. Hrm Fukster? ;)

Join the club. We don't have jackets but we do have these rather snazzy skin badges with a two inch pin! Want one?

https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B2wp74SushNJcGN2bGhOVDNsMGM

Heh. Not really worthy of headlines I should think. If anything I'd suspect that such antics will only harden stereotypes and emphasise 'differences'. After all, straight/asexual/pansexual people don't really need to announce themselves, they just go about with it, thus making that the...

Oh sweetness. You already have that power, you just need lose your inhibitions. I can help with that. ;)

https://docs.google.com/open?id=0B2wp74SushNJaGhDYXJCWXZneTA