I'm here to take your forum over

[deconspire]

Hello, forum members. l've decided to grace you all with my presence. It's really just a matter of 700 posts or so before you're just gonna nod your heads saying, "yeah, well that dude is pretty awesome. And he predicted it too, so he can even reference the thread after it happes, GENIUS.".

Sadly, some of you will miss the irony and sarcasm in many most of my future posts. Just know that I forgive you, for I love all my children.

I'm a big fan of forcing two-way conversations by painting shit on walls that apparently don't belong to me. If you cut out "by painting shit on walls" from that last sentence, and reread, you'll understand why I paint shit on walls.

I have been a member of INTJf since 2009, with 5k posts or so. This is the second forum I've ever joined. It's looser...I like that. I also like individuals with the INTP type more than any other. Plus, y'all get the jokes.

I take mbti with a grain of salt. And two oxy's as well when shit rully gets surryous.

If I haven't peacocked enough it's only 'cause I'm already losing interest in shamelessly self-promoting myself. I have 699 more posts to do that in anyway.

cheers

 

[Etheri]

It's looser...I like that.

Had to read this sentence 3 times to make sure you meant what it said. I blame the internet games I've been playing, where appearantly 'loser' and 'looser' is the same thing. I don't blame foreigners for not speaking english perfectly, I'm one of them, I just can't help but pity those who can't even flame properly

This entirely random thought aside, welcome. You can take over this forum, you won't take over my mind.

 

[deconspire]

I had to Google the fucking word just to make sure I wasn't accidentally whipping out some archaic word for "you losers". Seriously, that shit tripped me up, almost went with "it's less anal here" but was too lazy to delete/rewrite.

Thanks for the welcome, man.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

If I haven't peacocked enough it's only 'cause I'm already losing interest in shamelessly self-promoting myself. I have 699 more posts to do that in anyway.

I suspect that you deliberately said you'd take over the forum in 700 posts because you wanted an excuse to put 6 and 9 next to each other.

I'm on to you.

 

[deconspire]

I suspect that you deliberately said you'd take over the forum in 700 posts because you wanted an excuse to put 6 and 9 next to each other.

I'm on to you.

Well, 700 was more legit than 70. Shit...I'm not that fucking awesome.

I promise that post took me like, 8 minutes to write. Setup just comes all natural like I 'pose.

 

[Da Blob]

Then it is Game On?

Generally speaking those who are forced to use the word, shit, more than once in a post don't offer much of a challenge...

But Welcome, in any event...

 

[envirodude]

Hi dc, you'll probably recognise me. Just came over to the dark side myself. Isn't it cool that you can actually type INTJf here? Over there, if you type INTPf, it automatically changes it to "some other forum" *shivers*
By the way, fellow INTPfers, I assure you that dc is the real deal. Not at all full of shit. Not even one turd. No streaks on that boy.

 

[ProxyAmenRa]

Isn't it cool that you can actually type INTJf here?

That cesspool of people who think they're special, unique snow flakes? Have you read the shit they come up? My god, it reminds me of a bunch of self-righteous 14 year olds drunk.

 

[Hadoblado]

I am here to let you.

 

[Mello]

There really isn't anything worth taking.

 

[NinjaSurfer]

you're just waiting for someone to say "naw I knew you were a genius from post #1"

I can sense fishing for compliments a mile away, usually it's girls that do that though.

 

[Architect]

You yon't need to beat your breast, your Bona Fides will become apparent over time. Or not.

 

[deconspire]

Then it is Game On?

Generally speaking those who are forced to use the word, shit, more than once in a post don't offer much of a challenge...

But Welcome, in any event...

I know, usually it's "fuck" that gets used multiple times in my sentences, but that's only because my vocabulary blows and I'm resigned to using swearing as a substitute for adjectives. Or adverbs. And verbs sometimes, too. Game on, good sir.

Hi dc, you'll probably recognise me. Just came over to the dark side myself. Isn't it cool that you can actually type INTJf here? Over there, if you type INTPf, it automatically changes it to "some other forum" *shivers*
By the way, fellow INTPfers, I assure you that dc is the real deal. Not at all full of shit. Not even one turd. No streaks on that boy.

Hey man! Did not expect to see you here. *hi-fives*. The collection of emoticons is pretty rad here as well. And I like seeing the lounge as the most viewed subforum rather than relationships and dating. Also the black background doesn't suck up my phone battery like the one at INTJf does.

That cesspool of people who think they're special, unique snow flakes? Have you read the shit they come up? My god, it reminds me of a bunch of self-righteous 14 year olds drunk.

Drunk on their own sweet smelling assholes, no? There are some tremendous posters over there though, although most of them just end up making snarky comments for the reason you've listed.

I am here to let you.

Thanks! Now I feel bad about it though. I wanted a hostile takeover, not a bunch of dudes that just don't care. But then I read this:

There really isn't anything worth taking.

Oh. So that's why. Well, nm in that case. I'll just wander around then.

you're just waiting for someone to say "naw I knew you were a genius from post #1"

I can sense fishing for compliments a mile away, usually it's girls that do that though.

If I was a girl, it would take me less than 700 posts to own this muhfucker. I'd just flirt with y'all and talk about cool guy stuffs until you all found me irresistible.

You won't need to beat your breast, your Bona Fides will become apparent over time. Or not.

I haven't even talked about my bona fides yet. I was saving them. But I was a combat sniper in Afghanistan (I actually did a thread answering questions about it, ended up being an interesting read, I'd link if anyone was interested.). I do a lot of other neat stuff too, but we'll get to that in time, like you said. Patience, friends.

I'm also troll proof, and flame proof. As a matter of fact I enjoy being baited, I think it's kind of funny. But after reading through some of your more "legendary" threads, I'm not all that impressed. Many of you try, but only a few of you are actually any good at it. As for me...well, I do like to fuck with people a bit, but I don't troll. At any rate I pride myself on being genuine and bullshit-free, and that will become apparent eventually.

 

[Cognisant]

Now I feel bad about it though. I wanted a hostile takeover, not a bunch of dudes that just don't care.

All warfare is based on deception.
Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.
Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him.

Paraphrased from "The Art of War" By Sun Tzu

Or I'm just messing with you

 

[deconspire]

All warfare is based on deception.
Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.
Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him.

Paraphrased from "The Art of War" By Sun Tzu

Or I'm just messing with you

But really, I think y'all are too obsessed with trolls to bother with me. It seems like the word "troll" pops up eventually in every thread I read. Wow.

 

[Cognisant]

Uh yeah that's kinda my fault

Da Blob and I have irreconcilable differences and we're both very vocal so it inadvertently has a trickle down effect, y'know what kids are like, monkey see monkey do.

So what's your deal mate, whaddya think, what do you believe?
What would you say is best in life?

 

[deconspire]

Uh yeah that's kinda my fault

Da Blob and I have irreconcilable differences and we're both very vocal so it inadvertently has a trickle down effect, y'know what kids are like, monkey see monkey do.

So what's your deal mate, whaddya think, what do you believe?
What would you say is best in life?

My deal is I'm a friendly dude with good taste, and I pretty much assume everyone else is cool until they prove otherwise. Then, I become a smarmy asshole to them.

I think in ambivalence. I also think that...

Spoiler

...starslinger is sick.

I believe in nothing and everything (see last sentence). Like, I'd never be dumb enough to say empirically that god does or does not exist. Waste of brain energy even thinking about it. I also believe philosophy is a crock of shit.

What is best in life? Experience. That can also be the worst thing in life, though.

 

[Cognisant]

(adopts smarmy ye olde British accent)
Ah yes so you're one of those, above it all, dignified, agnostics aye?

What a cop out

Reminds me of those fine self respecting people who think they've undergone ego death, you can tease them all day long and they just don't get it, great fun; y'see I don't give a shit about not giving a shit, so I do give a shit, but without actually giving a shit, I guess that makes me a shit stirrer

 

[Etheri]

I believe in nothing and everything (see last sentence). Like, I'd never be dumb enough to say empirically that god does or does not exist. Waste of brain energy even thinking about it.

Going goood, tho i don't mind wasting brain energy

I also believe philosophy is a crock of shit.

What is best in life? Experience. That can also be the worst thing in life, though.

Nevermind, you blew it >:

 

[NinjaSurfer]

But really, I think y'all are too obsessed with trolls to bother with me. It seems like the word "troll" pops up eventually in every thread I read. Wow.

I got banned in record time from INTJforum btw lol, at the time it was a record for me, under 48 hours w/o blatantly violating any rules;

and it is my theory that 90% of trolls are of the INTP personality type; my hypothesis is that since INTPs are so unfamiliar with feeling, they/we kind of get off on evoking feelings in others, kind of like when a kid burns ants with a magnifying glass;

I'm the liberal type who thinks "trolling" is an underappreciated and lost art form.

 

[deconspire]

(adopts smarmy ye olde British accent)
Ah yes so you're one of those, above it all, dignified, agnostics aye?

What a cop out

Reminds me of those fine self respecting people who think they've undergone ego death, you can tease them all day long and they just don't get it, great fun; y'see I don't give a shit about not giving a shit, so I do give a shit, but without actually giving a shit, I guess that makes me a shit stirrer

Yup, sure was a cop out. I like this forum already. Y'all are fun.

Going goood, tho i don't mind wasting brain energy


Nevermind, you blew it >:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine hitting .300 or whatever.

I got banned in record time from INTJforum btw lol, at the time it was a record for me, under 48 hours w/o blatantly violating any rules;

and it is my theory that 90% of trolls are of the INTP personality type; my hypothesis is that since INTPs are so unfamiliar with feeling, they/we kind of get off on evoking feelings in others, kind of like when a kid burns ants with a magnifying glass;

I'm the liberal type who thinks "trolling" is an underappreciated and lost art form.

"Trolling" is very under-appreciated, agreed. A couple weeks ago I "trolled" INTJf so hard I even had some of my friends there asking me what the fuck was going on. I eventually had to out myself 'cause the rumor mill was churning bullshit out so hard it was about to affect other members. Dude was one of those creepy stalker types anyway. The admins prolly thought it was good work besides, which it was - if you knew anything about what was going on, you knew I was running an elaborate joke.

I'm of the opinion that to be good at trolling, you absolutely have to be willing to look bad. Posting flammatory or provocative stuff just doesn't cut it. Stuff like, "This forum sucks" and the like is WEAK, but you still see it all the time.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Starslinger - Gimme

starslinger is sick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrrZnnVBkXs

 

[Deleted member 1424]

I haven't even talked about my bona fides yet. I was saving them. But I was a combat sniper in Afghanistan (I actually did a thread answering questions about it, ended up being an interesting read, I'd link if anyone was interested.). I do a lot of other neat stuff too, but we'll get to that in time, like you said. Patience, friends.

 

[deconspire]

^ warranted.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrrZnnVBkXs

I also gusta this.

 

[kantor1003]

Not addressed to adaire, but she reminded me of something.

I'm increasingly finding myself vexed by the (mis)use of the .gifs&co that, in theory, as with smilies, could serve to color textual information, closer bridging the gap between online and offline communication by introducing semi-non-verbal gestures and help tailor a more individualized expression. However, to my eyes, the bandwagon effect has never been demonstrated so clearly (perhaps because I spend too much time online). One can easily find threads (luckily rarely on this forum as of yet) having 20 pages worth of asinine content taking the form of pictures playing to a particular meme. Why bother posting, not to mention, "reading" it?
The term "troll" seems pointless in such a landscape where you can't even distinguish a bot from a human most of the time.
Hmm.. To borrow from south park, I'm probably just becoming a cynical asshole. Not to mention, I'm most likely mistaken. .gifs really are a blessing when compared to the one liners they are replacing.

To the OP. Hello You remind me somewhat of SpaceYeti.
I've always liked sniping in video games 0.o

 

[EyeSeeCold]

I also gusta this.

Yes, this guy is up there with Flying Lotus and J Dilla(well I'm not sure yet, but so far his stuff is great), kind of reminds me of Pogo too.

 

[deconspire]

Yes, this guy is up there with Flying Lotus and J Dilla(well I'm not sure yet, but so far his stuff is great), kind of reminds me of Pogo too.

HEY! How you gonna put lotus and dilla in the same sentence? Get the fuck outta here.

But yeah, star slinger is rully, rully good. Onra and Booty Kill are awesome too, in that futurefunkhiphopelectronicsampling style. tokimonsta good, too.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

HEY! How you gonna put lotus and dilla in the same sentence?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ZJX6jSu0k
That's how

But yeah, star slinger is rully, rully good. Onra and Booty Kill are awesome too, in that futurefunkhiphopelectronicsampling style. tokimonsta good, too.

Pretty much.

 

[Da Blob]

BTW - where is Space Yeti?

 

[deconspire]

Not addressed to adaire, but she reminded me of something.

I'm increasingly finding myself vexed by the (mis)use of the .gifs&co that, in theory, as with smilies, could serve to color textual information, closer bridging the gap between online and offline communication by introducing semi-non-verbal gestures and help tailor a more individualized expression. However, to my eyes, the bandwagon effect has never been demonstrated so clearly (perhaps because I spend too much time online). One can easily find threads (luckily rarely on this forum as of yet) having 20 pages worth of asinine content taking the form of pictures playing to a particular meme. Why bother posting, not to mention, "reading" it?
The term "troll" seems pointless in such a landscape where you can't even distinguish a bot from a human most of the time.
Hmm.. To borrow from south park, I'm probably just becoming a cynical asshole. Not to mention, I'm most likely mistaken. .gifs really are a blessing when compared to the one liners they are replacing.

To the OP. Hello You remind me somewhat of SpaceYeti.
I've always liked sniping in video games 0.o

Hmmm. Well, I'll be reading your posts from here on out.

 

[deconspire]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ZJX6jSu0k
That's how

Ok, well, nicely done. Never was much of a lotus fan though.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Not addressed to adaire, but she reminded me of something.

I'm increasingly finding myself vexed by the (mis)use of the .gifs&co that, in theory, as with smilies, could serve to color textual information, closer bridging the gap between online and offline communication by introducing semi-non-verbal gestures and help tailor a more individualized expression. However, to my eyes, the bandwagon effect has never been demonstrated so clearly (perhaps because I spend too much time online). One can easily find threads (luckily rarely on this forum as of yet) having 20 pages worth of asinine content taking the form of pictures playing to a particular meme. Why bother posting, not to mention, "reading" it?
The term "troll" seems pointless in such a landscape where you can't even distinguish a bot from a human most of the time.
Hmm.. To borrow from south park, I'm probably just becoming a cynical asshole. Not to mention, I'm most likely mistaken. .gifs really are a blessing when compared to the one liners they are replacing.

If:
it's not addressed to Adaire
you understand the theoretical value of nonverbal replies
you realize .gifs are a blessing compared to sparse textual replies

Then what is the problem? "The bandwagon effect, 20 pages worth of pictures, and the inability to distinguish bot from human" doesn't happen here(well except for the last one), and places it usually happens are those such as 4chan, and knowing that why would you visit those sites knowing you are just to get agitated?

I can understand if just you're venting, which is something people occasionally just feel the need to do, but it doesn't make any sense to do it here. It should be done over at 4chan, or reddit, or wherever else it happens.

 

[Etheri]

why would you visit those sites knowing you are just to get agitated?

I can understand if just you're venting, which is something people occasionally just feel the need to do, but it doesn't make any sense to do it here. It should be done over at 4chan, or reddit, or wherever else it happens.

I suggest you don't open the spoiler.

Spoiler

I don't actually go to 4chan. Got bored of the trolls. (oh the suprise). Every thread in every subforum is pretty much the same, and decent threads got more and more rare fast. Reddit is less awful. Just trying to make a random point here.

 

[BigApplePi]

How much time do I have and do I need to duck? BTW you said, "happes" just before you said "GENIUS." Did you mean herpes?

 

[kantor1003]

@EyeSeeCold
Actually, it isn't limited to 4chan and reddit - if it were, you're right, I shouldn't post it here.
Yes, I was venting, or rather making my observations with regards to the use of .gifs instigated by observing them in this thread. It's not something I'd like to make a thread about, and I don't feel particularly unjustified in commenting about it here.
Tbh, I have the impression that going off on a bit of a tangent in introit threads is perfectly acceptable.

 

[Melkor]

Why I haven't seen such backbone and pomp since...since me!
I like you already little one.

Here, have a cigar!
Just a tip, don't accept gifts from dark lords!

 

[Cognisant]

The Cigar! B-but you said you were going save it for a special occasion.
You promised!

 

[MichiganJFrog]

Your avatar makes my head hurt, but welcome anyway.