YO! I'm New To This Site!

[catatonic]

Hi, I'm new here.

I'm 26 years old girl, but still look like 16 because i'm small.
I'm only 5 ft and 90 lbs, some of my friends called me hobbit.
Actually my MBTI test always changing : ENFP, INFJ, INFP, and now INTP.
I'm a virgin and forever alone, now I'm considering to be a celibate nun because my precious is someone that i don't expect.

I hope I can fit in this forum.

 

[HDINTP]

Hi! Nice i to think that new girl is here on this forum.

Interesting i know girl and she says that her friends call her hobbit too. She is not 26 though

You can always hope (almost)...

 

[catatonic]

thanks for the welcome.

yusss so true, i can always hope.

 

[SpaceYeti]

I'm curious why your V-badge is relevant, unless you're looking to lose it here. At any rate, hello. Welcome to the forum.

 

[catatonic]

I'm curious why your V-badge is relevant, unless you're looking to lose it here. At any rate, hello. Welcome to the forum.

thanks.

it's irrelevant, but i currently considering to be a celibate nun.

i dunno, whatever who cares.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

I have a deep, inexplicable affection for people shorter than I.....

*hugs*
So cute.

 

[Lot]

Welcome! Enjoy your stay.

 

[catatonic]

I have a deep, inexplicable affection for people shorter than I am.....

*hugs*
So cute.

Wutt??

Thanks for the hugs

 

[Cavallier]

Here is your very own Homing Bat:smiley_emoticons_mr

Don't lose him. Otherwise, feel free to explore. And...for future reference...Gin and Tonic?

 

[catatonic]

Welcome! Enjoy your stay.

Thanks a Lot, I hope I can enjoy a Lot.

Just kidding.

 

[catatonic]

Edit: If you edit yours then I have to edit mine!

Anyway, Here is your very own Homing Bat:smiley_emoticons_mr

Don't lose him.

Lawl

So, where is Robin?

 

[NinjaSurfer]

90lbs
Yer so fatt

 

[Cavallier]

Lawl

So, where is Robin?

I...ate him? 'sides everybody knows that Robin is way too chipper for a place like this.

 

[catatonic]

90lbs
Yer so fatt

You are wrong, ninja.
Based on this chart, i'm underweight.

 

[NinjaSurfer]

I don't see body fat percentages
I called you fat
Not underweight
Your evidence is
Inconclusive
At best

 

[catatonic]

I...ate him? 'sides everybody knows that Robin is way too chipper for a place like this.

Eww did he taste good?

 

[introverted_thinker]

Yeah well, I'm 16, and have the appearance of a 12 year old. They still give me crayons at Pizza Hut!

Anyhoo, welcome to the family!

 

[NinjaSurfer]

A/s/l

Height weight and sexual orientation too

 

[catatonic]

I don't see body fat percentages
I called you fat
Not underweight
Your evidence is
Inconclusive
At best

But I only told you my weight, how can you conclude that I'm fat?
Are you someone that i know? My precious?

 

[catatonic]

Yeah well, I'm 16, and have the appearance of a 12 year old. They still give me crayons at Pizza Hut!

Anyhoo, welcome to the family!

Actually, I still get balloons
Depends on what clothes I wear.

Thanks for the welcome.

 

[NinjaSurfer]

It was an underhanded ploy
To get you to post pics
Apparently I have failed

 

[SpaceYeti]

thanks.

it's irrelevant, but i currently considering to be a celibate nun.

i dunno, whatever who cares.

I care. Celibacy is a needless, psychologically unhealthy practice. Unless you simply lack sexual desire, denying your desires solves nothing.

 

[catatonic]

I care. Celibacy is a needless, psychologically unhealthy practice. Unless you simply lack sexual desire, denying your desires solves nothing.

Actually i keep it for my precious.
But my precious is someone that i don't expect.

 

[SpaceYeti]

Holding out for marriage, or something? Why, in order to remain ignorant of your sexual tastes so that it may wind up you're totally incompatible with them, sexually? Yeah, very wise decision, there.

 

[catatonic]

I'm sorry I'm so old fashioned, I just want to give the best for my precious.
But I change my mind for some reasons, love hurts.
Maybe i will find some peace by being a celibate nun.

 

[RedN]

hope you lose it here then!!! im pretty sure tehres a lot here whod want to take it away haahahahhaha

Add:
just an advice, dont lose it to another virgin. i sorta strongly suggest you go with someone who knows what theyre doing.

 

[catatonic]

no wai, I'm untouchable.
even my precious can't touch me.

 

[RedN]

ehhhh ???!!!!

you cant hide from me... youre mine now little kitty!!!

 

[SpaceYeti]

Your precious? Speak in a way we know what's happening! Be unambiguous, already.

 

[catatonic]

ehhhh ???!!!!

you cant hide from me... youre mine now little kitty!!!

wutt??

but cat eat bunny for lunch.

 

[NinjaSurfer]

Response?

 

[RedN]

im not your ordinary bunny........

and i wouldnt mind eating y.... ehm... ok i think that may be too out of line... -_-

 

[catatonic]

Your precious? Speak in a way we know what's happening! Be unambiguous, already.

What do you mean?

Uhm okay, this is actually so silly and i'm lil bit embarrassed.
Yesterday, a friend of mine--who is really good in reading tarot--gave me a reading about my love relationship.

I always failed in love, so i kind of shield myself from so many guys.
Anyhow, I asked my friend about who is my precious and she saw someone that i've never expected to be my precious.

 

[Cavallier]

Okay, who else is envisioning smeagle here?

 

[catatonic]

im not your ordinary bunny........

and i wouldnt mind eating y.... ehm... ok i think that may be too out of line... -_-

not yet.

 

[Minuend]

I'm 24 and they say I look 14. Sometimes, I worry my male friends will be taken into custody for suspected pedophilery.

 

[catatonic]

I'm 24 and they say I look 14. Sometimes, I worry my male friends will be taken into custody for suspected pedophilery.

Lawl, i'm glad that i'm not alone here.

 

[RedN]

oh ok

im like a cross between a doggy and a bunny really...

youre so adorable ! if you were here id ask you out on a date already!!! *kiss

 

[NinjaSurfer]

im not your ordinary bunny........

and i wouldnt mind eating y.... ehm... ok i think that may be too out of line... -_-

 

[Melkor]

Short people deserve to die in a pit of mud exactly one inch higher than them.

 

[RedN]

Short people deserve to die in a pit of mud exactly one inch higher than them.

but you can tip toe if its just one inch...

oops i tried something, yeah... you can die like that *hits self

 

[Melkor]

Tip-toe in a pool of mud slippery mud? You'll still die eventually when you run out of steam.

 

[SpaceYeti]

What do you mean?

Uhm okay, this is actually so silly and i'm lil bit embarrassed.
Yesterday, a friend of mine--who is really good in reading tarot--gave me a reading about my love relationship.

I always failed in love, so i kind of shield myself from so many guys.
Anyhow, I asked my friend about who is my precious and she saw someone that i've never expected to be my precious.

Tarot?! You think that shit's for real? Whatever, that's goofy as hell. I don't even know what to say to that!

 

[RedN]

Tarot?! You think that shit's for real? Whatever, that's goofy as hell. I don't even know what to say to that!

hey its real!!!

It once gave me a reading that my moms greatest suffering will be me...

 

[NinjaSurfer]

Tarot?! You think that shit's for real? Whatever, that's goofy as hell. I don't even know what to say to that!

you mean to tell me that picking random cards out of a deck is not an authorized form of religion?

next thing you know they'll be telling us that there's some mythical sky god who sends you to a bad place to burn if you do not worship him.

 

[catatonic]

Short people deserve to die in a pit of mud exactly one inch higher than them.

Stalin and Hitler are short.


But yeah, you're right...they're already dead.
:smiley_emoticons_mr

 

[catatonic]

oh ok

im like a cross between a doggy and a bunny really...

youre so adorable ! if you were here id ask you out on a date already!!! *kiss

be careful...
if i'm hungry... imma haffa eatchoo.

 

[SpaceYeti]

hey its real!!!

It once gave me a reading that my moms greatest suffering will be me...

Good for it. If you want to believe in stupid BS, go ahead, just don't expect me to take it, or the decisions you make based on it, seriously.

 

[RedN]

kitty... id be very cool with that... we can eat each other out when we meet eh...

my place or yours? dont worry im like a cute puppy when it comes to these things hihihihiihih.... em...

YETI lighten up geez. thats it no candy for you!!!

 

[catatonic]

Tarot?! You think that shit's for real? Whatever, that's goofy as hell. I don't even know what to say to that!

It's real, she read me well.

Now I'm so sad, i wish i didn't ask her to read me.
OMG I'm so EMO.
I'm confuse, am i really INTP, no?