User Titles.

[Melkor]

-Hits Luzian with a cleaver and jumps on her body-


I think we should
-jumps-

Just forget about
-jumps-
all this stup..
-jumps-
id thing and
-jumps-

go home!

 

[loveofreason]

Well, what's it to be?

Bear in mind I don't think I can do the purple font... (not that I've checked...)

 

[Melkor]

....is a bastard?

 

[NoID10ts]

Why the kindness with Melkor's title?

 

[loveofreason]

Kindness? He got exactly what he asked for, the bastard.

 

[Melkor]

I'm like soooooooooooooo offended.....

-Pats Lor on the head-

 

[loveofreason]

*whimpers*

 

[Melkor]

-Pats Lor again, this time breaking her neck-

 

[NoID10ts]

What a bastard. Jeez. He's just a ....... a ............ bastard. The bastardist bastard that ever bastardized bastards. He's all bastardy and stuff. He's a Mastard or a Melkard, or a bastkor. Bastard.

 

[Melkor]

-Dances around Noddy taking swipes at his ears-

 

[NoID10ts]

Noddy's ears detach and latch on to Melkor's nose and mouth suffocating him to death. Then Noddy pees on Melkor's shoes, again.

 

[Melkor]

-Uses his force choke on Noddy and tosses him into a steel wall, repeatedly-

 

[FusionKnight]

What, exactly, is being announced in this so-called Announcement thread???

 

[Melkor]

User titles.....

-pushes Fusion out of the thread with a big pointy stick.-

 

[FusionKnight]

Well, you're a bastard and Noddy is banned, so....????

 

[Melkor]

......It's clearly all your fault.

 

[FusionKnight]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[Melkor]

Shall I ease your passing?

 

[FusionKnight]

Depends on what I'm passing, I guess... got an x-ray machine?

 

[Melkor]

yup.

and a knife!!


-Oh...

that isn't important.....hmm..

-coughs-

Hides knife behind back....

 

[JoeJoe]

Hey would anyone mind reassorting some of my knives? The one in my eye isn't exactly practical and for some inexplicable reason I've recently always shit two piles. Stupid thing is, I can't reach my back and I'm not so sure about feet being a good storage place. Other people are fine, but they always move so much.

 

[NoID10ts]

Hey would anyone mind reassorting some of my knives? The one in my eye isn't exactly practical and for some inexplicable reason I've recently always shit two piles. Stupid thing is, I can't reach my back and I'm not so sure about feet being a good storage place. Other people are fine, but they always move so much.

I'm not sure I know how to respond to this.

 

[Chimera]

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Hey Noodles, can I borrow 700 of your posts?
I want a user title. . . ):
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[NoID10ts]

Absolutely! They are almost all complete non sense and drivel. I've got plenty to spare.

 

[Chimera]

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!!
(If only it worked that way...)

Now help me come up with an awesome title, pleeease?
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[Jesin]

Toast.

 

[NoID10ts]

"Princess .gif"

"Mary Poppins"

"Chim Chim"

"Noodles #1 Fan"

"lil miss gut-you-like-a-fish"

 

[Chimera]

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!!! I think Boris has the best idea so far.
(I do like "lil miss gut-you-like-a-fish", but that would trash my whole "innocent" reputation. . .)
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[NoID10ts]

Fine. Toast.

 

[Kuu]

Charred toast.

 

[NoID10ts]

Who wants to be "El Chupacabra"?

 

[Chimera]

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That's my cat's nickname. o.o
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[NoID10ts]

What does this "cat" look like?

 

[Chimera]

Isn't she cute?

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[saffyangelis]

Adorable!

What should my title be?

 

[NoID10ts]

"Rusty Halo"

"Bloody Wings"

"Angel of Almost Death"

 

[saffyangelis]

hmmm.... I like 'Angel of almost death'.... it has a ring to it =) I shall consider it.

WAIT!!! I had a stroke of genius, I shall be.... 'Don't touch the wings'

 

[Fukyo]

What title would suit me the best...?

 

[saffyangelis]

'Lover of all things cute'

 

[Fukyo]

 

[Ogion]

Good thing not everybody gets a custom title right away

Ogion

 

[Fukyo]

Oh the overflowing cuteness...

 

[Yozuki]

I is title the naming request, ".Myself the Are am I."

 

[loveofreason]

Hey Yozuki, in another 945 posts you sure can.

 

[JoeJoe]

For Chimera: ...won't stop jumping

saffy: "Don't touch my wings!!" is good, a variation would be: "...has sensitive wings" I think it would cause more users to be respectful. Not really.

 

[saffyangelis]

I think has sensitve wings would make them be targeted. Don't touch the wings tells you that if you do, I shall gut you, and shove a grenade up your ass.

 

[JoeJoe]

I know that. I just didn't find an ironic smiley.

Wow, no knife attacks in the last few days.

 

[Luzian]

Wow, no knife attacks in the last few days.

Come to think of it, I'm hungry for some peking duck

(And I don't mean this in a sexual way)

 

[Ogion]

Come to think of it, I'm hungry for some peking duck

(And I don't mean this in a sexual way)

This gotta be some exception then...


Ogion

 

[Jesin]

(And I don't mean this in a sexual way)

That's a new one.