Silence is Golden

[Melkor]

-wary of Lor attempting to rip off Zack's death scene, Melkor decides to jump on Lor's head instead-

 

[loveofreason]

...and finds he passes right through it, the floor and our cosy little dimension. Unfortunately for him he is now trapped in the alternative universe that is lor's mind...

 

[Melkor]

Woah....

It's very.....pretty, and ..........constructive....



How unlike the mind is to the body.....

 

[NoID10ts]

Shut up. Both of you, just shut up!

 

[Melkor]

-Moon walks in Lor's mind-

 

[Ogion]

NoI, are you on sewage-weed again??

Ogion

 

[Melkor]

Shhhhhhhh!!!

-uses his control over Lor's mind to slap Ogion with Lor's dainty hands.-

 

[Jesin]

_

 

[Luzian]

_

Now that's gold.

But I prefer silent showers..

 

[Fukyo]

 

[loveofreason]

*thinks to self something tickles...*

 

[Ogion]

.

 

[Anthile]

.

.,-

 

[Jesin]

,+[-.,+]

 

[saffyangelis]

*looks innocent*

 

[Luzian]

*punches innocent girl in the crotch*

 

[saffyangelis]

*Stabs Luzian for not realising that won't hurt girls as much as Melkor*

*Nudges him in Melkor's direction*

 

[Luzian]

*shoves a black hole in Melkor's pants, and runs away*

 

[saffyangelis]

*Sniggers silently*

 

[loveofreason]

Oh please! This is a place of holey sanctity.

 

[boku]

Oh please! This is a place of holey sanctity.

*Silently digs holes*

 

[JoeJoe]

*silently fills them up again so that no one will fall in and cause a commotion*

 

[Ermine]

Brings a slice of swiss cheese so the holiness thereof is preserved.

 

[Kuu]

*silently eats the holey holy swiss cheese*

 

[JoeJoe]

*brings another swiss cheese and eats only the holes in it*

 

[loveofreason]

*wonders why the temple smells like a cheese factory*

 

[JoeJoe]

*washes lor's feet*

 

[loveofreason]

Thanks JoeJoe! That's one of my absolute favourite things. You don't suck toes too by any chance?

 

[Melkor]

-Slips in from the shadows, snatches Joe, and then dissapears once more-

 

[JoeJoe]

*quickly writes message to lor*

"That was because of the cheese factory smell."

 

[Anthile]

*smiles about the unwanted(?) Death Note reference*

 

[saffyangelis]

*blinks happily at the fellow death note fan, and thinks about forgiving her for her so called combo attack*

*Then, fits a silencer on her pangolin gun, and shoots Anthile in the stomach*

 

[Anthile]

Her?

 

[JoeJoe]

*googles pangolin gun*

 

[saffyangelis]

Him, and it's actually my special gun that I shoot Jesin's pangolins with.

 

[Melkor]

-Calmly paces in, and gives saffy a nice hug.-



-You know that sort of hug?
The one which makes your neck look like an 'L'?

 

[loveofreason]

Oh god! Not a Clam hug!

Poor Saffy.

 

[Melkor]

-drags the Body out to add it to his collecttion.-

 

[Anthile]

-drags the Body out to add it to his collecttion.-

Heh, a Ludwig Revolution reference.

 

[Melkor]

Damn...now I'm making references I can't even trace....

 

[JoeJoe]

*snickers silently*

 

[saffyangelis]

*Fixes neck with a loud SNAP since she is out of the room, stuffs melkor in a lawnmower, and then wanders back in silently, dripping blood*

 

[Melkor]

-Paces in, looks once around the room, purrs happily, and then begis to lick Saffy clean-

 

[JoeJoe]

*averts his gaze from that disgusting scene*

 

[saffyangelis]

*Shudders, while thinking -must be responsible, must be responsible!-*

 

[Melkor]

-Nips Saffy fingers and looks up with COMPLETELY innocent cat eyes.-

Nya?

 

[saffyangelis]

*Gently pets Melkor on the head* -must be a pacifist. must be a pacifist-

 

[Melkor]

-rubs his nice soft ears against Saffy's arm-

 

[saffyangelis]

*Is slightly afraid, but keeps petting Melkor so he won't scratch her like my cat does*

 

[Fukyo]

And Melkor bites off saffy's hand,right?

Saffy,get away from him,while you still can...