Silence is Golden

[JoeJoe]

*opens a very special book and silently rubs...*

*thinks better of it and opens another book and silently reads in it*

 

[loveofreason]

*evicts everyone and bleaches the whole room*

 

[Tyria]

*clashes a pair of cymbals together and runs off*

 

[JoeJoe]

*stuffs lots of cotton between the cymbals before they crash*

 

[Cassandra]

<-- *ninja stalks thread*

 

[NoID10ts]

 

[NoID10ts]

 

[NoID10ts]

 

[NoID10ts]

 

[Cogwulf]

 

[loveofreason]

 

[NoID10ts]

^^

 

[Tyria]

 

[NoID10ts]

 

[Cogwulf]

 

[NoID10ts]

 

[Cogwulf]

 

[NoID10ts]

whispers: I just discovered there's a "more" button on the smilies list.

 

[Decaf]

 

[NoID10ts]

Pssst ....... Is that ^ a testicle?

 

[Decaf]

Pssst ....... Is that ^ a testicle?

Of course not... its your left eyeball... ... seriously... you haven't noticed yet?

 

[NoID10ts]

Of course not... its your left eyeball... ... seriously... you haven't noticed yet?

Oh yeah. Love removed it because she heard about this thing called skull fucking, but then she realized she wasn't equipped for the job.



Sorry, love. I'm so sorry. I'll be quiet now.

Hey look!!! ------------->

 

[loveofreason]

*smiles knowingly because Noddy's skull could never be big enough to contain her love*

 

[NoID10ts]

When love love's you, you stay loved.

 

[Decaf]

Awww... should we move this to the first kiss thread?

Spoiler

 

[NoID10ts]

Are you in "When Animals Attack" mode?

I would imagine a kiss from love would be much like that. When you least expect it ............ POW .............. right in the face and then you're reeling in pain only to look up and see her beginning to swallow you whole, legs first, before you pass out and slip into oblivion.

I wonder if it'd be worth it, though.

Nah. Takes a shovel and cuts her head off before she can cause anymore trouble.

 

[Melkor]

*Mindwaves*

{YOU SHALL NOT HARM LOVE!}

{I SHALL INFILTRATE YOUR MIND WITH EVIL IMAGES OF A SEPHIROTH NATURE}

 

[NoID10ts]

Sephiroth looks like a metro-sexual thirty something who just stepped out of an upscale fashion salon and is ready for a reserved night out on the town, disco hopping, with a sword that is really just an umbrella in disguise that he keeps with him so that his $3000 leather overcoat doesn't get wet when it it rains.

What a pretentious prick.

* Sephiroth waits in the line at the door of the latest night club in Paris while listening to Duran Duran on his iPod when Noddy runs him over in his bright red '67 ragtop Camaro. *

 

[Ogion]

Back on topic

.​

 

[loveofreason]

*total dead faint swoon over baby Sephiroth*

*silence*

 

[NoID10ts]

 

[loveofreason]

Cat man never stay dead!






*silent cuddle-puddle*

 

[Words]

(Why? WHY? WHY!?!?)

 

[Cogwulf]

 

[NoID10ts]

shhhhhhh ...........

 

[Decaf]

shhhhhhh ...........

*wonders quietly how deep down the rabbit hole Noddy is going tonight*

 

[NoID10ts]

 

[loveofreason]