Silence is Golden

[NoID10ts]

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[Chimera]

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[Wisp]

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[Agent Intellect]

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you didn't earn those 1000 posts!

...unlike me, who only posts profound and meaningful things.

 

[Jesin]

Shh! >8(

 

[Melkor]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............................

-Just Melkor, passing through with his vacuum cleaner-

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

 

[Chimera]

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[Kuu]

*is hypnotized by the pretty colors*

 

[Chimera]

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(Sorry mates. . .couldn't resist. ^^ )
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[NoID10ts]

 

[loveofreason]

*whispers* Will someone please pass the duct tape?

 

[Melkor]

-Passes Lor the tape which quacks loudly when you use it-

 

[loveofreason]

QUACK!!! QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK!!!!

mmmm

*smiles*

Melkor looks so pretty in silver duct tape. Matches the hair.

 

[Melkor]

It's duck tape gettit?


-Rolls in a mass of tape towards Lor and knocks her over, causing her to curse loudly and defile the silence thread-

 

[loveofreason]

I'd laugh but this is quiet space.

 

[Melkor]

-As his arms are tied, Melkor headbutts Lor in the face-

 

[Da Blob]

Vos es los? (!!!) ...(?)
Shhhh (?)... (!!!)

 

[Melkor]

STUPID FAITH.

 

[Chimera]

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-whacks Melkor with a diseased alligator-
-holds up a "SHHH!!!!" sign-
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[Kianara]

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[LucasM]

-sigh-

 

[Melkor]

THE PEN IS RED!!!!!!!

 

[loveofreason]

Let me redirect you to the Madness Club.

*Silently picks up Melkor by the scruff of the neck and tosses him out the door*

*Sits down to breathe*

 

[Melkor]

-stands under Lor so that his 3-d glasses get all steamed up-

 

[loveofreason]

*throws bucket of cold water over Melkor*

 

[Melkor]

-shivers and huddles on the ground making next to no noise at all-

 

[Ancalion]

*smoking a cigar and nodding at the two of you*

 

[loveofreason]

Oh! Remorse!

*hangs head*

*Strips off the wet clothes, puts a thick warm jacket round Melkor, lights a fire and rocks him*

Silently of course.

 

[FusionKnight]

OUT!

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(sigh)

 

[saffyangelis]

*Blinks, then stabs fusion silently for shouting*

 

[NoID10ts]

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[Chimera]

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[NoID10ts]

Wow! That took some patience. Very impressive!

Oh, sorry ........... shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Chimera]

<♥​

 

[NoID10ts]

 

[Melkor]

-Sets himslef on fire so as to avoid Lor-


-Slowly and silently burns-

 

[loveofreason]

Eh... we needed some nice incense around here... but you'll do .

 

[Melkor]

Hmm it depends...

If I burn when depressed and abused I smell like pine leaves on a ten layer chocolate cake burning inside a cherry-laced oven.


However, if I burn as a dark lord I smell like a thousand fetid pools of rancid blood that linger with the dead, fizzling into nothingness by the sting of a flaming sword.


What are we going for here?

 

[loveofreason]

*kicks Melkor*

Burn you sniveling sap!

 

[Melkor]

-Begins his dark lord transformation-


This sort of looks like a little blue eyes blonde blonde kid turning an inky green colour, growing horns and savage armour and generally getting a lot taller with accompanying dark clouds....

 

[Anthile]

*juggles silently with explosive porcelain*

 

[Melkor]

-RED EYES!!!!-

 

[loveofreason]

Oh no Melkor... not in this holy place you don't!

*Scoops up the transmogrifying demon complete with his petty little clouds, as it is revealed The Mighty Melkor is no larger than a jam jar - places said nuisance in jam jar and screws the lid down tight.*

*Contemplates whether to make air holes in the lid or to watch him asphyxiate*

 

[Melkor]

-Taps Lor on the shoulder, and as she turns around punches her visciously in the face.-

Lor stumbles, trips, falls, and loses consciouness, dropping her precious yet empty jam-jar which was filled with only her imagination.

-He then sits down beside the still Lor and hums a little hobbit tune-

 

[loveofreason]

And thankfully that's the best place for lor - her imagination. Being unconscious is an excuse to wander off into a peaceful field, walking toward a grove of silver elm trees, where there's a nice cool stone slab that she can lie down on, and watch the clouds pass overhead through a ragged gap in the branches...*

 

[NoID10ts]

* whispers *

Something for you to look at while you meditate.

 

[Ogion]

ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZ

 

[Melkor]

-Uses lor as a human trampoline-

 

[loveofreason]

Far away, in her own happy dreamland, lor is unaware of all her ribs being broken to splinters, her lungs being punctured, her intestines mashed to swill and a rupturing spleen.

She does however think the cloudy sky is simply the most beautiful thing she has ever seen and slowly reaches out an arm for it...