Seme/Uke Quiz!!!

[Cegorach]

Mildly disturbing, yet highly entertaining quiz.
*Cow suggests Google for those wishing to understand the terms Seme or Uke...*
...because I refuse to explain them.

http://semeuke.com/quiz.php

If you need somebody to blame for this:
*Points to Auburn and Anthile*




*edited by teh unseen powers*

new quiz http://www.semeuke.com/quiz2.php

 

[Firehazard159]

<---chibi seme ^_^

 

[Fukyo]

Excellent job Cow.

<-- stole Firehazard's result.

 

[Cegorach]

Oh right... I forgot to put up my results.

Innocent Uke:

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.


(I actually took it a different time and got a different result. )


Romantic Seme:
A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.

 

[Cogwulf]

<--- Chibi Seme also

 

[Deleted member 1424]

I suppose I'll post all the profiles. (different from the results you get at the end of the quiz)

Clueless Uke

Spoiler

Easygoing and energetic, those with the Clueless Uke personality just want to have fun. And although they often tend to have a spaced out or 'clueless' look about them, it's probably because they are lost in their own thoughts, imagining their next big project - for this personality isn't happy unless they are planning or working creatively, whether their passion is music, video games, or making things with their own hands. They also love to be entertained, which may be why they so easily attract the Opportunist Seme - who keeps them interested, with their slightly devious ways, without being demanding, or overwhelming the Clueless Uke's need to still feel free to do as they please. And although this personality can tend to be a bit clueless when it comes to interpersonal relationships, they make fun and caring partners when they find that special seme to amuse and look after them.

Innocent Uke

Spoiler

Creative, sweet, and shy, the Innocent Uke dreams of a peaceful life with the perfect partner - someone to protect them, and lavish them with romantic affection. Artistic and gentle in manner and appearance, the Innocent Uke avoids conflict and decision-making, content in placing their complete trust and happiness in their partner's hands - for all they really desire is to surround themselves with the soft and fluffy fantasy world they've created for themselves.

Other common traits of the Innocent Uke include being: thoughtful, trusting, insecure, sensitive, romantic, and loyal.

Badass Uke

Spoiler

Sensual, rebellious, and intuitive, the Badass Uke can truly be a work of contrasts - an innocent appearance clothed in dark clothing, and a shy smile with eyes that suggest a naughty, darker nature. They are at once easy and hard to approach, as their energy draws people to them, while their intensity and distrust pushes people away... for maybe more than any other personality, the Badass Uke hides away deep in a fantasy world of their own creation, letting few, if any, in. Searching for the one person able to understand their need for something more, someone to protect them and share that mysterious world with them, the Badass Uke can seem lost and wandering, their loneliness sometimes reflecting an inner anger - as they cannot be content until they have been found and claimed, sensually and emotionally.

Dramatic Uke

Spoiler

Intense, untrusting, and with a flair for dark drama, the Dramatic Uke experiences the world on a different level than most. Creative and deep feeling, they are experts at human emotion, and can see right through to your real motives and weakness. However, they are ruled by their own thoughts and emotions, sometimes too much. As they cannot escape the darkness within their soul, they find themselves subconsciously drawing in the Sadistic Seme - the only one who can make them forget...

Other common traits of the Dramatic Uke personality include being: intelligent, suspicious, manipulative, sensual, and secretive.

Flaming Uke

Spoiler

Outgoing, sexy, and intuitive, the Flaming Uke is the first one you would go to for advice, whether it's love, fashion, or how to get the attention of that seme you've been after. Other common traits of the Flaming Uke include being: artistic, clever, self-assured, competitive, determined, ambitious, opportunistic, and jealous.

The Flaming Uke is usually very social and makes friends with just about anyone. They get along best with Chibi Seme, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke, and Romantic Seme, and may clash with the Badass Uke and other Flaming Uke due to their competitive nature.

Opportunist Seme

Spoiler

Clever and charming, the Opportunist Seme knows just how to move in and capture the attention of a potential partner. Manipulative and somewhat selfish, this Seme isn't beyond stirring up a little mischief or confusion to get what they want. Luckily for those who don't catch on to their schemes, this Seme personality isn't into a lot of drama or hurt feelings, so their trickery is usually balanced out by the gift of their charismatic presence. And although they tend to have devious and somewhat materialistic ways - and you never really know just what they are plotting next - it's really all in good fun, as once they find the right person, they actually make very kind and caring partners.

Sadistic Seme

Spoiler

Arrogant, perfectionistic, and self-assured, the Sadistic Seme hungers for power and control, knowing exactly what they want and going after it relentlessly. Refined in style and tastes, the Sadistic Seme demands the very best, and will only accept perfection and complete obedience from the one under their control. Their presence darkly commanding, this Seme personality is all about being 'The Master' ~ and having their partner submissively at their feet, soul in their grasp, is what it takes to satisfy their craving for power. The Sadistic Seme is one to be wary of, unless you crave dark punishment - for once they have you in their grasp, you may never escape.

Chibi Seme

Spoiler

Mischievous, loyal, and intelligent, the Chibi Seme always seems to have a quiet energy whispering around them, suggesting that there is much more to them then what there first appears to be. Laid-back, and not one to call a lot of attention to themselves, they tend to guard their creative, forceful, (and somewhat manipulative) inner self behind an easygoing and playful exterior shell, which makes it impossible for most to truly know them. It takes a special Uke personality to see into the Chibi Seme's deep hidden self and release their sensual side, but once the Chibi Seme has let in that one special person, they will be forever loyal, loving, and protective.

A Chibi Seme will never be completely happy with just the ordinary. Setting themselves somewhat apart from the rest of the world, they need someone like-minded to keep them challenged intellectually and spiritually - a partner to inspire their dark naughty adventures and give them the motivation to take control.

Romantic Seme

Spoiler

Intelligent and honest, the Romantic Seme has refined but modest tastes - whether it's food, art, or their own wardrobe. Their appearance can sometimes give the impression of being somewhat unapproachable, when actually, the Romantic Seme cares little for materialistic things, and only wants to shower their partner with their love and protection. Romantic Seme also tend to be very giving to those they are close to, and need to be careful not to be too giving... sacrificing much of themselves to insure the happiness of others.

Other common traits of the Romantic Seme include being: loyal, romantic, thoughtful, protective, honorable, passionate, and trusting.

Don't Fuck with Me Seme

Spoiler

Possibly the most easily misunderstood Seme personality - the dark intense eyes of the DFWM Seme silently penetrating deep into your true motives is enough to frighten most away. Only those with a taste for playing with danger, and a craving for sensual punishment, would approach willingly into this fire. Intensely possessive and serious, this Seme is driven by challenge - and the thrill of the hunt, capture, and physical dominance over their partner in their shared game of power and submission. And despite this Seme being silent (unless provoked into anger) and more of a loner, once they've found the right partner - someone who can match their intensity and darkness - they are deeply protective, loyal, and sensual.

My Results:

"You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment."

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!
Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're both able to keep each other in line and satisfy each other. Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

 

[Madoness]

You are a Chibi Seme! whoever this is....
I had just about the same necklace as he does on the profile... A camel's tooth bought from Egypt, though I broke the string.

 

[Jordan~]

Badass uke! Apparently I should get with Firehazard, IB or Madoness.

 

[Firehazard159]

Badass uke! Apparently I should get with Firehazard, IB or Madoness.

I'm down. XD

 

[Kuu]

Badass Uke too.


For what nefarious purposes might Cow be compiling this information?

 

[Auburn]

innocent uke -O.O-

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Dramatic Uke / Sadistic Seme / Romantic Seme Badass Uke?
Sure you can tie me up, but can you keep me captive?

I'd like a submissive/oppressive relationship that’s dynamic.
With romantic depth of course.

 

[ziggy]

I'm a Clueless Uke, though I don't completely agree with the description.

 

[Kuu]

innocent uke -O.O-

*big evil grin*

an innocent one eh? let us corrupt him so deliciously

 

[Fukyo]

For what nefarious purposes might Cow be compiling this information?

He's gone mad.

 

[Eljua]

Apparently. I'm not sure I want to do any research on this however.

 

[Felan]

You are an Opportunist Seme!
Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.
Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.

 

[Ombat]

Apparently. I'm not sure I want to do any research on this however.

Seconded

 

[inaworldofherown]

You are a Chibi Seme!
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are. Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

 

[Ashenstar]

Badass Uke

 

[Nocturna]

You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.



Interesting test, but very strange result! I've always been too dominant in my relationships, which considering I'm female has brought me some problems.

 

[Firehazard159]

Hurrah for the revival of this thread!

 

[Kassie]

You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.



Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

 

[ashitaria]

You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.

 

[RubberDucky451]

I thought this had something to do with ukuleles

 

[saihtlen]

You are a Chibi Seme!
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

 

[walfin]

Opportunist Seme

Not a seme or uke in real life, of course.

 

[Subotai]

You are a Chibi Seme!
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are. Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

This

 

[sagewolf]

I thought this had something to do with ukuleles

Welllll.... sucks to be you, huh? Your mind is now polluted with the filth of teh interwebz. Soz.

I like that hat. Wish I had a hat like that. (Yes, I think this was fairly accurate. Why do you ask?)

(I think I may have been a mindfuck to the test, though... I gave a lot of odd answers for the result I got. Like the German Shepherd pet one, or the several *deathglare*s I gave it.)

And the thread cannot be complete without...



Yay for inexplicably Japanese terms for sex-related things that show up a lot in bad most a disproportionate number of fanfics!

 

[Cavallier]

Badass Uke...not a surprise really.

<----He agrees.

 

[bananaphallus]

Chibi Seme. I'm proud of myself.

 

[MidnightGino]

Either Chibi Seme or Innocent Uke. Yay, I'm a suke.

 

[Minuend]

<-- Don't Fuck With Me Seme

 

[Yasu]

I'm an Opportunist Seme with Don't Fuck With Me Seme tendencies! Hooray.

 

[Polychrome]

Don't Fuck with Me Seme...
hmmm...really now...

 

[catatonic]

You are aOpportunist Seme!
Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.



Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke

 

[The Gopher]

In light of the Yaoi/Yuri thread consider this necro-ed! (as requested by someone who shall not be named)

For the record I'm a clueless uke. (on original quiz I have just been informed there are two)

 

[TheScornedReflex]

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Now to take the quiz!

You are a Opportunist Seme!

Edit: on the original test: You are a Sadistic Seme!

 

[TimeAsylums]

You are a Flaming Uke!
One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, who will rise to your challenge with their mischievous nature.




Most compatible with: Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Opportunist Seme

Chibi seme

Most compatible with: Chibi Seme...

 

[The Gopher]

Yo so changing test I went from Clueless uke to opportunist Seme.

 

[Brontosaurie]

this is the most disgustingly stupid shit i've seen in quite a while

is that the point in showing it?

 

[nexion]

Clueless uke -> badass uke. I am really unsure what to think about this.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

this is the most disgustingly stupid shit i've seen in quite a while

is that the point in showing it?

It's okay, you don't have to hide yourself from us. We don't judge.

 

[Lot]

You are a Innocent Uke!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.
Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get yaoi merchandise..

 

[Latte]

You are Chibi Semen
You are the semen in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with ukulele and semen alike, you are able to get close to the ukulele on their level before excreting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true semen nature. Because of your armless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Ukulele to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to explode you for the semen that you are.


Most compatible with: Flaming Ukulele, Badass Ukulele
Least compatible with: Dramatic Ukulele

Hrm.

 

[AzuriteCat]

You are a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or get yaoi merchandise..

Got the same result for the new quiz.
I think I just chose to be ignorant, not clueless xDD

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Switching out the pictures made this test rather creepy.

 

[Cognisant]

Badass uke.

 

[Minuend]

You are a Chibi Seme

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

and other quiz


You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.


Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme