Motive for Meklor Malice

[Seducer of the Homeless]

why does everyone hate meklor? (i am aware it is probably light hearted but just curious

 

[Fukyo]

Don't you mean Melkor or Kowaii?

 

[Kidege]

We don't. It's just that he plays with his online persona. He's "hostile" every time you make a "friendly" advance (threatened to bite my fingers off when I said his sweet smile made me want to pinch his cheek, etc.). When we're "hostile" he escalates the "violence" and/or claim to enjoy it. Then somebody will giggle or make others giggle with a purposefully absurd "violent" comment.

We love him, really.

 

[NoID10ts]

Who is this "we" of whom you speak, Kidege?

I don't love him at all. I think he is a despicable son of a bitch and I never hesitate to tell him so. He is a complete waste of skin. Just by breathing he wastes precious oxygen others could be using. Just by coming on the internet he is taking up bandwidth that other people could be using to say something meaningful. Hell, I'd settle for something merely intelligible which is more than we get from him, if in fact he is really a "he". He is a bastard and that's really the only thing anyone needs to know about him.

<------- Notice the complete lack of a little smiley that would indicate a sarcastic or humorous intent with this post.

 

[Kidege]

Yup, I see there's no little smiley. I also see the big, blue, smiling skull.

 

[NoID10ts]

The skull's smile is for you, Kidege. Never him of whom I try never to speak.

 

[grey matters]

We love Melkor or Kowaii or whoever he is this week. We love to beat him, poke his eyes out, douse him with acid, and string him up like a pinata. It's fun!! Where would we be without him?

 

[Luzian]

I don't love him at all. I think he is a dispicable son of a bitch and I never hesitate to tell him so. He is a complete waste of skin. Just by breathing he wastes precious oxygen others could be using. Just by coming on the internet he is taking up bandwidth that other people could be using to say something meaningful. Hell, I'd settle for something merely intelligible which is more than we get from him, if in fact is really a "he". He is a bastard and that's really the only thing anyone needs to know about him.

I think Melkor is masturbating to this post

 

[Melkor]

Almost Luzain...but not quite.

I rolled my eyes at the first few posts, but when I saw Noddys I'll admit, I produced porbably the biggest smirk I ever have since joining this forum.

Yes newcomer, ever hates me, but I hate them right back, so we're all good.

 

[saffyangelis]

Melly's my favourite, 'cos he's so violent.

It's funny. I like seeing his pain. I also trick him into saying things. For evidence, see the random thread.

*sets fire to Melly*

 

[Fukyo]

Congrats people you've just made his ego even bigger.

 

[Luzian]

I also trick him into saying things.

That's because he's passive (using aggression as compensation), he doesn't truly have path of his own. He will sometimes follow.

 

[Luzian]

Congrats people you've just made his ego even bigger.

You dislike when people know they have an advantage? Now I understand

 

[sagewolf]

It's because Melkor/Kowaii/Morgion changes his name so much. He's a slippery bastard. (He even admits it!) He tries to evade us, but it's useless. We know where he is. Certain things give him away. Like the spectres of Darkness and Discord that perpetually accompany him wherever he goes. And his special ... him-ness. O_o

 

[Melkor]

Him-ness?


I think it's debatable....Fukyo might desribe it otherwise..



I hate Saffy, and Fukyo..

but whuch do i hate more?...

I have no ego...sorry to tell you..

it's just id and me unfortunately..

 

[sagewolf]

Him-ness?


I think it's debatable....Fukyo might desribe it otherwise..

What's-yer-name, the English language has no words capable of expressing you. That is why I resort to such clumsy descriptions for the external indicator of your Self. =P

 

[grey matters]

Oh just tickle Melly's little Belly until he dies of laughter and goes to Helly, Just to irritate the piss out of him.

 

[Melkor]

Hey grey matters?

rot in hell.

 

[saffyangelis]

Now now Melly, You wouldn't want certain people seeing certain quotes, now would you?

 

[sagewolf]

Ah, but we already saw it, saffy. Unless...

*GASP*

There's MORE?!

Hey grey matters?

rot in hell.

We'll have the remains sent to your office-- ninth circle, right?

 

[Fukyo]

Unless...

*GASP*

There's MORE?!

There is...

 

[sagewolf]

Actually, you know, I'm not surprised....

 

[Melkor]

Hrmmmm...


Oh no...my secrest will be divulged...because you'll all immediateley trust Saffy, who can't post an honest conversation without editing it...


Jeepers....

 

[loveofreason]

It's not like you have any secrets, is it?

 

[Fukyo]

Saffy said she'll pm me....

Also the MySpace thing was priceless....

 

[Melkor]

NEVER!


What myspace thing?

 

[loveofreason]

Hmmm... myspace thing?


Are they really holding something juicy over you?

Looks more like you were playing the Fable card for attention there.... (and research of course. )

Unless you're a real life Fable.

 

[Melkor]

Yay research!


Real-life Fable?

That'd be an Isfp..

no..an Infp....


Ahh...she talking about something Saffy and her evil sister planned.

 

[sagewolf]

Oh no...my secrest will be divulged...because you'll all immediateley trust Saffy, who can't post an honest conversation without editing it...

Well, since Fukyo is an INFP, we can trust her. She has to go against the grain (of her type) to hurt people. And saffy is an angel: why would INTPs distrust an angel?

 

[Melkor]

Why would Intp's distrust an angel?

As creatures of logic, I beleive most intps will distrust the very existance of angels, and if they were met with one, I imagine they'd be very cautious about any information they received.

And of course Intp angels are entirely different.

 

[sagewolf]

What, because they're fallen angels, who turned from the path of God and rejected his teachings?

That would make them your underlings, so no, we still wouldn't trust them. (oh snap!)

 

[grey matters]

Melly has, in the past, has tried to pass himself off as some sort of demon character but I don't think he mentioned his rank. I imagine he must be a demon of low rank. You know, more of a boot licker demon. That would make these INTP fallen angels his superiors, wouldn't it?

 

[sagewolf]

He's hiding his rank to lull us into a false sense of security. I am not fooled. He's some kind of secret agent of high rank, posing as a low-level demon to lure in more victims for those he does serve.

 

[saffyangelis]

I'm a free-lance angel. I've got the wings, but I don't have to listen to nobody.

So tough luck Lepremelkor.

 

[grey matters]

Well he's done an awful lot of lowly boot licking in order to fool people, it sounds like more troubble then it's worth.

 

[sagewolf]

Agents of evil, darkness and chaos have no honor or pride in themselves.

Look at the conversation saffy posted in the random thread. I mean, come on.

 

[grey matters]

Ahh, so lowly boot licking is just a natural trait. Got it, thanks for explaining this.

 

[Melkor]

Oh...theres a technique to it actually.

Ever thought about the soles of your boots?


Well..

They're always in shadow aren't they?


Unlike the rest of your body.

Thus..

all the dark energy from your deviant activities will naturallly flow to the path of least resistance and greatest shadow.Which is of course the soles of your boots.
You'd be surprised how almighty I can become from mere bootlicking.

I'm not the top demon, but I'm pretty high.

I'm quite laid back for a demon though, so I'd probably have been kicked out if me and lucy weren't so tight.

 

[loveofreason]

Nice theory.

*makes note to steal it*

 

[Melkor]

You have to be good with your tongue.

 

[loveofreason]

I've had practice with Noddy.

 

[Melkor]

............

 

[grey matters]

So what exactly is the difference between your kind of boot licking and say the kind of boot licking that someone does to get promoted? Though you have made a distinction, to me they are one and the same. Do you wish to climb the corporate ladder? Do you wish to sacrifice your individuality for the sake of looking good? Are you only the what you appear to be on the outside?

 

[NoID10ts]

I've had practice with Noddy.

Her saliva is very acidic, but it's worth it! Grrrrrr ........

 

[sagewolf]

Her saliva is very acidic, but its worth it! Grrrrrr ........

Is that why your face turned into a skull for a while there?

 

[NoID10ts]

Is that why your face turned into a skull for a while there?

Well the acid didn't make contact with my face, but nevertheless, whenever love is involved, there are usually bones of one kind or another.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Well the acid didn't make contact with my face, but nevertheless, whenever love is involved, there are usually bones of one kind or another.

Share another ingenious sexual innuendo, please.

 

[saffyangelis]

Go look at the 'pness fluffers thread'.

You shall have an innuendo overload. And it's all Fusion's fault.

(Also, another reason to hate Melly, He's Irish! He has an Irish accenct and everything!)

 

[NoID10ts]

Share another ingenious sexual innuendo, please.

Innuendo? I would never slip anything like that into an exchange on this forum! I am nothing but a gentleman in this place, spreading the length and width of my INTPness to all who wish to partake of it until noting but pure happiness and satisfaction comes forth.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

I am sure that Melkor's enjoying this thread. His ego must be flourishing with that attention that everyone is providing him. Sadly, he might have a considerable degree of importance here, but his importance in the real world (outside of the reality that we engross ourselves in here) is very small. He has to develop significance within simpler environments, I guess. It is tragic when people lack the intelligence, motivation or dedication to apply themselves to academia or their career very well to achieve importance. They have to resort to pathetic, immature behaviou,r as Melkor is, to gain a status on a forum with little relevance to the real world. You will benefit little in the real world from this behaviour, Melkor. Maybe knowledge and experience, but not to the extent of it having a notable worth. Melkor, it's fine being a failure in the real world.