Start>myintelligence> DiskdriveE(logic)>Format>(types Melkor repeatedly)
E: Drive is responsible for external memory such as USBs and other removable memory. As a result your meddling didn't do anything that would effect me, however...
The Freudian logic of Melkor messing about with my universal ports is quite, I'm not quite sure if this counts as sexual abuse or attempted mind rape.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MindRape
Talking about USBs, where is that E drive anyway?
*Removes a USB from where the belly button would be on a human*
Well, that's disturbing... (USB is black & blue, with a red led "eye" & a silver/white cap)
*Cognisant remembers the "Start>myintelligence>" portion of Melkor's meddling, then looks at the USB with a combination of horror, disgust & apprehension*
NO F***ING WAY, WTF, IT CAN'T BE, THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE.
it's has it's own mind