Motive for Meklor Malice

[Fukyo]

I...he will kill you for this you know...

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Oh, what will he do? Ascertain my location via social engineering with my ISP's customer services after obtaining my IP? After pinpointing my location, will he roceed to visit my house and murder me? Maybe he will manipulate a moderator to ban me (the pain). Will he insult me or try to offend me? Sure, he is capable of these considering they will support his ego's development.

 

[Fukyo]

*grins maniacally*

 

[FacetiousPersona]

What is his plan, Fook-yo-yo? You will be rewarded for cooperating with me.

 

[Fukyo]

I'm always happy and more than prepared to plan and execute Melkor's demise...but since you've just implied something that is not true about my name...I'm afraid I'm going to have to refuse...

But good luck anyway.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

I compared you to a flexible yo-yo that I shall swing around for amusement. You will be wrapped around Melkor's neck with a nicely aimed swing and used to strangle him.

 

[grey matters]

...On a side note does anyone notice that Melkor does not actually have to be present for us to maliciously abuse him? Present or not it is just as easy to abuse him.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Hitler's dead, but we continue to insult his actions and him as an individual. Osama's possibly dead and we still blame him for incidents. Melkor's away and we have not ceased criticizing his existence. Everything's normal!

 

[Fukyo]

I congratulate you for making me laugh,it's quite an accomplishment you know.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Idiot, you created a pardox with your laughter.

 

[sagewolf]

..On a side note does anyone notice that Melkor does not actually have to be present for us to maliciously abuse him? Present or not it is just as easy to abuse him.

He gives us so much cannon fodder to hit him with that we take a few days or so to run out after he disappears, yes.

 

[Melkor]

Ah...


My dear friend, welcome to the humble forum.

I see you have slowly( and I mean slowly, it's not your fault, don't worry, we're all slow sometimes...you're just more slow all the time) slid yourself into the most humbliest and rewarding niché on the forum.
I admire your effort in this task, you seem to have noticed that critquing Melkor is a surefire way to A-Gain success
B-Get in with the gang.

Sadly I am equally dissapointted.

From my short anaylsis (though not so short as your schemas my dear) I have concluded that points A and B are your sole goals in life, or at least the most important.
This, to me, seems like a very sad story, where you perhaps beaten as a child?
Are you still beaten?
Did daddy never let you play nintendo?
Or perhaps you were just breast fed too often.(By your father of course)



Ah...melkor pities you still in his cold dark heart.


To such an extent that he will retract the hand which even now reaches for your skinny well-wrung neck.



Yes...

Even a heart so abused and black as mine can see the terrible things you have seen and done.


Come get a hug....

 

[loveofreason]

Well the acid didn't make contact with my face, but nevertheless, whenever love is involved, there are usually bones of one kind or another.

Hmm?

Oh, dear Noddy. That was the bone of death I pointed at you... and now you are quite fading away...



Well, this seems the place to welcome Facetious, whomever he or she may be. Yes, may I commend you on your homework?

May I ask how it is that you, so lately upon the scene, have such a highly evolved opinion on the worth of such a one as Melkor?

 

[Melkor]

Oh you know..I'm just so obvious one only needs to look once.


NOT!!!


HAHAHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!

 

[NoID10ts]

Hmm?

Oh, dear Noddy. That was the bone of death I pointed at you... and now you are quite fading away...

That's cool. All I ever wanted was to die happy anyway. There are plenty of worse ways to go then being boned to death.

 

[sagewolf]

O_o

Well, if you really want to go out that way, do you mind us just hacking off your arm and using your humerus? It would save us a graverobbing expedition.

...No, a wolf's den does not have any spare bones just lying around. You cannot have my midnight snacksies.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Ah...


My dear friend, welcome to the humble forum.

I see you have slowly( and I mean slowly, it's not your fault, don't worry, we're all slow sometimes...you're just more slow all the time) slid yourself into the most humbliest and rewarding niché on the forum.
I admire your effort in this task, you seem to have noticed that critquing Melkor is a surefire way to A-Gain success
B-Get in with the gang.

Sadly I am equally dissapointted.

From my short anaylsis (though not so short as your schemas my dear) I have concluded that points A and B are your sole goals in life, or at least the most important.
This, to me, seems like a very sad story, where you perhaps beaten as a child?
Are you still beaten?
Did daddy never let you play nintendo?
Or perhaps you were just breast fed too often.(By your father of course)



Ah...melkor pities you still in his cold dark heart.


To such an extent that he will retract the hand which even now reaches for your skinny well-wrung neck.



Yes...

Even a heart so abused and black as mine can see the terrible things you have seen and done.


Come get a hug....

Aww, your immature analysis was a nice reflection of the maturity of your mind. Perhaps you were projecting with your comments? It would support my stated opinion of you. Do you enjoy attempting to act big, strong and powerful online for you to compensate for those weaknesses with daddy in real life? You're the opposite with daddy and resent it. You want to be like daddy online, I think.

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

what the hells the deal with FP. is he some kind of super-INTP or something?

...analysis, analysis...

 

[FacetiousPersona]

what the hells the deal with FP. is he some kind of super-INTP or something?

...analysis, analysis...

I'm ESFP.

 

[NoID10ts]

I'm ESFP.

Jesus. Sorry. We'll all try to speak slower for you.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Jesus. Sorry. We'll all try to speak slower for you.

Simpli, wrote lyk dis, k, thx m8, ilu - xx :3

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

why do you act so...INTPish?

you are studying us aren't you!

(dosen't 'wrote' abbreviate in text talk?)

 

[Dissident]

Maybe its ignorance about that type on my part, but I would bet money you are not ESFP. Maybe you could drop by the "About you" thread to introduce yourself, that would be nice.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Maybe its ignorance about that type on my part, but I would bet money you are not ESFP. Maybe you could drop by the "About you" thread to introduce yourself, that would be nice.

I only exchange my body for money. There, my P has clearly manifested with my random response.

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

he's trying to be mystical, Dissident. he wont speak a word about himself.

oh, how could i be so gullable. HE ISNT AN ESFP!

an exact opposite. LIAR

he is INTP

 

[Dissident]

I thought he was a she, but then again, I dont know.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

My definition of INTP:

Intellectual - I
Neurotic - N
Theoretical - T
Prideful - P

I am:

E - Excited
S - Single
F - Funny
P - Prideful

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

i cant work out whether his negative view on INTP nature is true or not. he is very enigmatic and could mean bloody anything. but his animated view on ESFP nature is possibly false.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

The boat is set to dwift through the depths this time. Those aboard will die when it sinks.

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

Dwift?

HE IS ELMUR FUDD PEOPLE!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Down with the waves of time instead of across them.

 

[grey matters]

There is no way that FP is an ESFP, unless he/she is using some definition of ESFP that we were not previously aware of.

Be careful. He is probably saying things to study our reactions. We are like rats in a maze. Rebel against him! Don't take the little tidbit of food!! Frustrate her experiment!! *numb numb, gee this taste good. OOps!*

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

everyone gather our smartest, Da Blob!

he'll crack him

 

[FacetiousPersona]

There is no way that FP is an ESFP, unless he/she is using some definition of ESFP that we were not previously aware of.

Be careful. He is probably saying things to study our reactions. We are like rats in a maze. Rebel against him! Don't take the little tidbit of food!! Frustrate her experiment!! *numb numb, gee this taste good. OOps!*

No, you are birds within my sky. You could observe these birds or shoot them down. It is the man's choice.

 

[grey matters]

Well this "bird" shits on your head. *Hee Hee*

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

*Samuel L Jackson accent*
He's one cocky motherfucker!

Well replied grey matters

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Well this "bird" shits on your head. *Hee Hee*

And the crows peck out your eyeballs.

 

[grey matters]

G.M. is a rather persuasive individual. I get the crows in on the shitting thing. FP better find an umbrella!

 

[FacetiousPersona]

G.M. is a rather persuasive individual. I get the crows in on the shitting thing. FP better find an umbrella!

I'll stand outside of a hillybilly's hut. When he hears a crow, he will subsequently be outside with his rifle to shoot them down for food. My only hope would be that he does not shoot me, too, for food.

 

[grey matters]

I donno you sort of look like a deer. You'd better hope and pray that he's drunk.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

If I have antlers, I shall sharpen them prior to all of this. I will use them to stab the hillbilly while he's distracted with you. Of course, it will be after he has shot you.

 

[grey matters]

Humm, nothing like a sharpened horn up one's ass.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Humm, nothing like a sharpened horn up one's ass.

I hope you're not a hillbilly. You seemed to imply that they enjoy taking it up the ass.

 

[grey matters]

You never saw the movie "Deliverance" did you. *Gee, I think I hear banjo music playing in the distance*

 

[FacetiousPersona]

You like using a banjo when roleplaying a hillbilly?

 

[Fukyo]

It's an INTJ.

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

what, FP is an INTJ?

 

[Fukyo]

That's what I think.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

I am not a virgin, thus your statement is invalid.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

It's an INTP that takes a certain joy in poking others with a stick. I like it!