Mitch Hedberg is... without a doubt. So many of his jokes are classic 'you have to get in his head / minset to get it'
and he often joked about his personality as well.
“I mumble a lot off-stage, I'm a mumbler. If I'm walking with a friend and I say something, he won't hear me, he'll say
'What?'.
So I'll say it again, but once again he doesn't hear me, so he says
'What?'
But really it's just some insignificant shit that I'm saying, but now I'm yelling, 'That tree is far away.'” - Mitch Hedberg
and Mitch hedberg is totally an F.
i hear what youre saying about the F but i wouldnt strike off completely that hes a T. but then you can also say hes almost definitely IN P so hes either INTP or INFP
My friend said to me "I think the weather's trippy." And I said "No man, it's not the weather that's trippy. Perhaps it is the way that we percieve it that is indeed trippy." Then I thought "man, I should have just said 'yeah'."
I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographers' fault! Bigfoot is blurry... and that's extra scary to me. Cause there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.
I bought a house, it's a 2-bedroom house. But I think it's up to me how many bedrooms there are, don't you? Fuck you real estate lady, this bedroom has an oven in it! This bedroom has a lot of people sitting around watching TV. This bedroom's over in that guy's house.
I did a radio interview, the DJ's first question was "who are you?" I had to think: is this guy really deep, or did I drive to the wrong station?
I think Pizza Hut is the cockiest pizza chain on the planet, because Pizza Hut will accept all competitors' coupons. That makes me wish I had my own pizza place. "Mitch's Pizzaria... this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special Note: coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations. Free pizza oven with purchase of a small Coke. Two-for Tuesday: buy one pizza, get one franchise free."
I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn, because people honk the car horn too much. 3 honks, that's the limit. And then someone cuts you off, ffffft, you press your horn, nothing happens. You're like, "shit! I wish I wouldn't have seen Ricky on the sidewalk!"
does A LOT of thinking for an F
i think NLP would class that as evidence as i
feel and i
think are substituted for the different personality types
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
I know this has no relavance but lets face it, this is just a good joke...
I actually tell that joke everytime im on an escalator thats temporarily stairs. i almost told it to a stranger who turned to look at me as the escalation stopped.... im glad i didnt because it turned out his friend was behind me...
