May the rats eat your eyes, filthy extrovert maggots!
Step within, refugees of entp to the dark castle of iniquity that is intpforum, stronghold of thread derailment and lax moderation! Run by the whims of an incompetent cadre of tyrants

, in this forsaken wasteland you will find nothing save misery, despair and storks.
Helping to keep the drama of the sunken ship outside our walls might be rewarded with a reduction in your daily whippings and perhaps a morsel of rotten human infant meat.
Should you require additional torture, the castle Lords will be all too happy to oblige.
Perusing the rules wouldn't be a terrible idea, but if your capacity limits you to only a single commandment, then remember
don't be a nuisance. Otherwise, an extended visit to the greener pastures and radiant picturesque landscapes of the land of sunshine and joy might be in your future.
Consider yourselves welcomed.