Babys!!! what will you name yours?

[s0nystyle]

Banana and Coco i only want 2.

What about u guyssssss?

 

[Alice?]

I hate babies. But if I must, something fucking awesome like Gandalf or Charizard... yep.

 

[Fukyo]

Rosemary Jenkins The Third.

 

[s0nystyle]

if i adopted a child i'd name him "LOLDISGUY". I can just imagine when he enters Highschool and the teach calls his name "Is LOLDISGUY here?"

or when he does something wrong like "LOLDISGUY just stole your lunch money"

 

[shoeless]

lily for a girl. henry for a guy.
and if i have more than one of either sex, then, well, they're fucked. 'cause i have no idea.

 

[s0nystyle]

lily for a girl. henry for a guy.
and if i have more than one of either sex, then, well, they're fucked. 'cause i have no idea.

NO ORIGINALITY? HOW IS U BE DAH INTP's?

PS: Maybe try swisscheese or bulbasaur?

 

[Alice?]

if i adopted a child i'd name him "LOLDISGUY". I can just imagine when he enters Highschool and the teach calls his name "Is LOLDISGUY here?"

or when he does something wrong like "LOLDISGUY just stole your lunch money"

HAH, that's great.
Or, I'd name them a sound effect. Like a laser noise. PEW PEW!

 

[Anthile]

Oedipus.

 

[y4r5xeym5]

Freya, durh.

 

[s0nystyle]

durh would be a cute name

PS: it's a name right.......right?

 

[y4r5xeym5]

*sigh*

Spoiler

 

[Alice?]

*sigh*

Spoiler

YOU BASTARD YOU STOLE MY FACEPALM PICTURE. /rant

 

[s0nystyle]

so uh... is it a name?

 

[y4r5xeym5]

Eeep. sorry, ma'am.

And not to my knowledge, S0ny.

 

[Jah]

What babies ?

 

[Alice?]

What babies ?

Your babies, dontchaknow

 

[y4r5xeym5]

Oh, I know! Clark. Then I can change my last name to my mother's maiden name and be the father of superman.

 

[LifeLine]

I won't be having children. The planet has enough mouths to feed. I strongly dislike the grubby little basterds and they will take a huge chunk of time and money out of my life.

If I had a pet rock, I'd name her Shaniqua Flowisha (ghetto).

 

[Sparrow]

Gabriel

 

[Jaico]

Jaico. Or maybe Cairn...

 

[Anthile]

Oedipus.

Oh, I forgot. If it's a girl, her name will be Quixota.

 

[Cavallier]

Oh, I forgot. If it's a girl, her name will be Quixota.

Oedipus makes sense. But is Quixota from something?

 

[Cognisant]

Omar
Cibo
Sana(kan)

I haven't considered names for biological children yet.
Btw the first is male, second two female.

 

[s0nystyle]

Hughbris
Omar
Cibo
Sana(kan)

I haven't considered names for biological children yet.
Btw the first two are male, second two female.

then are those names for the oreo clones?

 

[Words]

1. Sexslave
2. Feces
3. Retard
4. Asshole
5. WTF



...they can change their names later on. That freedom.

but also consider the experience. It could be very stimulating.

 

[Cognisant]

then are those names for the oreo clones?

No-no, cloning is bio-replication, Kuu's division if I'm not mistaken.
I'm developing A-life and artificial general intelligence.
Don't worry, the two are easy to confuse.

 

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http://xkcd.com/327/

 

[Melkor]

Hrm...

I don;t think I've put much thought into this...

But just choosing a few randomly selected names with no basis in reality and belonging to no-one I can think of:

Lorina
Cognisans
Clive Ronald House.
Tektonia
Cheeseley
Noel diotes.
Anna File
Jamesy quinn
Snow tite
Ducard Pompei
Fuchsia Cohen
Ellanor wong


(A prize for whoever can guess them all)

 

[Marbas]

Something without any vowels. Say

Xyzzyxx
Sdghfls
Jflglffls

That way their name is meaningless and unpronounceable. My child shall be tribute to Dadaism in its' purest form.

 

[vash22]

1st name: Eric after Eric the Red
middle name: Odin after Odin. duh.
last name: Emerson I have Nordic ancestry.

 

[Red Devil]

'Babys'!!! I don't want no 'babys'!

 

[walfin]

Babys sounds like a good name (to rhyme with Gladys).

 

[Cavallier]

Babys sounds like a good name (to rhyme with Gladys).

 

[Alice?]

OH I just remembered a name that I absolutely love. Fo realz this time.
The name Mayim, for a girl. I think it's beautiful.

 

[Alexk]

Derrick or May depending on gender of course.

 

[Maiken]

OH I just remembered a name that I absolutely love. Fo realz this time.
The name Mayim, for a girl. I think it's beautiful.

That's a nice name actually - I might steal that since I cant come up with any good names for girls...

For boys I have Raine, Victor and Laust.

 

[anemian]

The plainest and most common name possible.

I'm going to make my kids fight for their individuality, rather than taking their name as part of themselves. It worked for me born in 1988 as a "Scott".

 

[EditorOne]

I had a friend a long time ago who opted not to give his kids names. He gave them initials, said he'd change their names for them when they decided what they wanted (he was a lawyer, so it was no big deal for him).

He "named" his firstborn, a son, "J.C." Said it seemed like a good pair of initials as initials went.

Unfortunately he died when the kids were still little, and I moved away, so I have no idea how it all turned out.

I wish I'd been named "Fire Dog." No hydrant would have been safe.

 

[Escape Artist]

I'm still undecided on having kids, but my SO would like for me to bear twins for him (not my idea of fun).

In that case, I will name them Thing 1 and Thing 2.

As they suckle on my breasts I will softly stroke their hairs and in a cooing, soothing motherly voice, I will call them "My Little Experiments."

 

[Cognisant]

but my SO would like for me to bear twins for him

I find that just a wee bit disturbing, in fact I find the whole idea of planned pregnancy disturbing, it's like mad science without the science, just fricken mad.

The idea of something growing parasitically inside someone is discomforting, add to it the knowledge that said parasite is actually a little person who'll grow up to become a very real individual, then add to that the whole "lets give it a name and raise it to believe in our values" parental mentality and it's all just too weird.
And this is what really gets to me: how people act like it's soo normal.

By comparison playing god with cybernetic conceptual-offspring is... not weird.
It's mad too, but it's okay, because it's "mad science", it's supposed to be mad.
(madness-mad, not angry-mad, obviously)

And the names, damn you people are sick, sure cute names suit cute babies, but they grow up, they become very adult people, honestly who gave parents the right to brand children with whatever stupid moniker they found amusing at the time.
…
Then again “Blake” wasn’t a bad choice, kudos to my Mum for that.

 

[Ezro]

I'm gonna name my children accrding to gender and then order born. Ex: my 3rd son will be named B-3 and my 6th daughter will be named G-6

 

[intuitivet]

If I have any then Wolfgang, Murray and Giles. Yes, they wouldn't survive long...

 

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boys:
Josiah

girls:
Podkayne
Katherine
Zoe

"Tom" is also a very common name on my father's side. My brother, uncle and grandfather are all named "Tom C." So if my brother isn't going to have some boys, then I might name one of my kids Thomas.

 

[RedLoki]

Lily for a girl and Loki for a boy. They're short, uncommon, easy to say, sound cute and not too cute for an adult.

http://xkcd.com/327/

LOL I couldn't hold my laughter

 

[Words]

People really should cross the boundary and illusory requirements of what can be considered "name". A name can be anything. Jump over this limiting human-society possibility, then we'll find something new. Where does this common preference come from?


Though, names might not be so important..

 

[traidoria]

The idea of having a new human being growing inside of me is unsettleting, but if I had to choose...

Boy names: Santiago, Antonio.
Girl names: Carmen, Adriana.

Nothing that would make their classmates make fun of them at school. At least not here, where I'm living. Also, considering the widespread local fad of giving kids foreign names, giving my kids regular Spanish names would be almost a deliberate attempt to go against the irrational belief that everything foreign is better.

But then, someone could easily say that Spanish names are also foreign names, and that, if I wanted actual local names, I'd have to look up Nahuat names.

I'm rambling now, I know. I'll just shut up.

 

[s0nystyle]

The idea of having a new human being growing inside of me is unsettleting, but if I had to choose...

Boy names: Santiago, Antonio.
Girl names: Carmen, Adriana.

Nothing that would make their classmates make fun of them at school. At least not here, where I'm living. Also, considering the widespread local fad of giving kids foreign names, giving my kids regular Spanish names would be almost a deliberate attempt to go against the irrational belief that everything foreign is better.

But then, someone could easily say that Spanish names are also foreign names, and that, if I wanted actual local names, I'd have to look up Nahuat names.

I'm rambling now, I know. I'll just shut up.

its fine, i think we all ramble from time to time here

i find that nice, cute names like CoCo or Banana work well because they remind me of the foods i love -> my love for my (future) children

 

[nim]

Male: Edgar Allan or Henry James.
Female: Diana Iris, Gaia Alectrona or Lina Felicitas.

I think my daughters, if I have any, will, maybe, hate me.

 

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I think this thread is a strong evidence for why INTPs should never decide on a baby name alone, and also why INTPs should never procreate together.

 

[Lobstrich]

I haven't really though about a boys name.
But for girls I have two. Dina, and Shaydel (It's pronounced like Shay'del not shaydle, hehe)