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I would like to request a hardcore pornography sub-forum. There's only three reasons I use the internet. This forum satisfies two of the three, to make snappy one liners and to belittle the religious, but it sure would be nice if that third reason could be addressed. I could have a one stop shop right here. I'm finding it increasingly difficult to type stuff like "MILF in schoolgirl uniform does the pizza dude while performing cunnilingus on the maid" with lotion all over my hands. It'd be nice if it was always just a couple of clicks away.
 
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Favorites, dood...

(Or a notepad file full of links ready to be copypasta'd).
 

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get a life (& the real thing, that is), Losers. Its one thing to have some shame about viewing porn, its another to have less than none.

lol you'll always be my favorite.

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We'll see who the loser is when I view my 8TB of Noddy on AI hardcore action cum shots
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About a year ago, I was at the zoo and everyone was crowding around the racoon exhibit laughing at the racoon cause it was jerking it behind one way glass: it couldn't see everyone mocking it.

Yeah, perhaps it was funny (I didn't participate in the laughter I thought is interesting to observe the average person's reaction) but that poor racoon was locked up against its will chock full of hormones and alone.

I mean, I get the whole human individuals feeling locked up/ trapped in city cages (giant zoo) and/or within lives that they feel completely out of control of. And the need for escapism by any means necessary.

Its just that the whole no shame about what goes on behind one's closed door does leave any intelligent/ higher life form left feeling a bit alien when it comes to the no shame consumers of pornography/ debauchery.

Doesn't the escape become that much less meaningful if it comes with a compulsion to make it public?

It seems to me there is definitely a line that is crossed when such things are being demanded to be a part of everyday life, e.g. a subforum on this forum which ostensibly has nothing to do with porn.
 

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Its just that the whole no shame about what goes on behind one's closed door does leave any intelligent/ higher life form left feeling a bit alien when it comes to the no shame consumers of pornography/ debauchery.

Did we stumble upon a prickly issue here :P?


...you should check out the yaoi/yuri thread, it might make you feel better
 

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... I wantz to see me some Noddy on AI porn!
 

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About a year ago, I was at the zoo and everyone was crowding around the racoon exhibit laughing at the racoon cause it was jerking it behind one way glass: it couldn't see everyone mocking it.

I mean, I get the whole human individuals feeling locked up/ trapped in city cages (giant zoo) and/or within lives that they feel completely out of control of. And the need for escapism by any means necessary.

Its just that the whole no shame about what goes on behind one's closed door does leave any intelligent/ higher life form left feeling a bit alien when it comes to the no shame consumers of pornography/ debauchery.

Doesn't the escape become that much less meaningful if it comes with a compulsion to make it public?

It seems to me there is definitely a line that is crossed when such things are being demanded to be a part of everyday life, e.g. a subforum on this forum which ostensibly has nothing to do with porn.

I may have read your post wrong, but I get the distinct impression you're trying to get us to send you pictures of us masturbating. Don't be ashamed, just ask.
 

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The average barnyard animal has more capacity for shame = soul.

I hope that's true, because the giant pandas sure didn't seem to have any problems letting it all hang out for the kids to see.
 

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Sexuality is a pretty huge part of life, Doctor GregoryHouse.

You watch TV shows (like House MD) where you experience aspects of the lives of others through their eyes and enjoy it.

We talk about various film or series genres here.

Why not talk about erotically focused works?

I guess this is where the objection is that you have an idea in your head that sexuality is somehow separate from everything else and is a special isolated thing which can only be constructive and ultimately good for a person within very specific parameters, while everything outside these parameters are one or a few kinds of bad that carries a host of effects, connotations and implications.

But hey, what if your internal model of when sexuality is beneficial and when it is detrimental is actually not congruent with reality? Maybe it is one of the many ideas that are just partly right enough for confirmation bias to be amply fed through witnessed correlations between certain sexual behavior and certain other traits, but is an idea that actually fails to accurately predict every case because it's causal mechanical framework is wrong, even if witnessed correlations as far as you observe appear extant.

Sometimes what might seem to be the cause of a disease isn't actually the cause of it, even though the symptom might always be present with the disease. The best way to check for this is to look for examples where the symptom is there but the disease is not.

Where individuals engage in what all 'zombies' engage in but they actually don't quite fit the full idea of zombieism. It can be a little indicator of that one should look into revising one's theory to better explain and predict data.
 

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I am heartily in favor of this though I would quarrel with the term, "hardcore pornography." The inferior function, Si, of INTPs could use development. I am not in favor of leaving the inferior function ... inferior.
 

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Why is sex shameful again?

I sure hope you have a better reason than one steeped in religious ideology.
 

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I think there are already several threads dedicated to redbaron's question. I side with Dr House if this is going to be another one, but I'd say we should first decide whether a debate is what we want. Redbaron, my thoughts on the matter have nothing to do with religion, if that will affect this thread.

SW
 

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Well how can sex be shameful? Even in the Bible it says populate the earth. You need to have sex in order to do that. However some religions are disapprove of masturabastion.
 

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Why is sex shameful again?
Love this Q. Perhaps sex is shameful because it is (for most) carried out in private. That means exposure has us feeliing "naked" and therefore subject to all sorts of judgments we can't handle. Public views contradict private ones.

Next Q: Why must sex be private, lol?
 

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Hmmm. So thoughts turn to religion when sex is the topic, lol. I guess some people believe sex is sacred. Well maybe there is a legitimacy to that. Depends on how seriously you take it maybe.
 

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Most people (most) have sex because of some "fatal" attraction to their love choice whomever it may be. But think about it. You have one tongue and one pair of lips for kissing one other person a girl has to boobs so her mate can keep him/herself busy why kissing her, and a guy has one dick for that one girl/guy. Why the hell do I want to share what's MINE with you? Humans' natural tendency to be very protective of what they believe to theirs is a hard habit to break.





Love this Q. Perhaps sex is shameful because it is (for most) carried out in private. That means exposure has us feeliing "naked" and therefore subject to all sorts of judgments we can't handle. Public views contradict private ones.

Next Q: Why must sex be private, lol?
 

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Next Q: Why must sex be private, lol?

Social taboos make it more enticing.

It's like that "Thank God it's Friday" feeling; it's not the same when you don't work. If everyday is a Friday, the whole concept loses its meaning and appeal.
 

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^If everyone walked around naked, boobs, dicks and other body parts would be as natural as noses and fingers. Perhaps we should experiment: cover up fingers and noses and see if big industry starts to speculate on finger/nose hardcore 'porn' :D
 

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Hardcore Pornography BAP Story

Okay. Time for a story even though I've told it before. I can explain why sex is for the most part private. The thing people overlook is context. CONTEXT!

The human body has three main operating apparatuses to interact with the outside world.

1. The mouth. The mouth is kept up high so everyone can share consumption. It is important to have meals together.
2. The anus. The anus is kept around in back, unseen by most, because no one is interested in waste ... I'm not saying there aren't exceptions to this rule.
3. The genitals. The genitals are placed in the middle of the body in a compromising position. They are neither up high nor around in back. Therefore mathematically the usage count must lie between 1 and many. Two is the highest primitives could count. That is why sex is for two.

1,2,many. This should explain it.
 

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i want body measurements and other anatomical features indexed, as well as positions and camera angles.

i wanna be able to search for my ideal WHR, BFP, hair colour etc.

couldn't care less about the thematic aspects of a porn movie but reasonably those should be indexed aswell.
 

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^If everyone walked around naked, boobs, dicks and other body parts would be as natural as noses and fingers. Perhaps we should experiment: cover up fingers and noses and see if big industry starts to speculate on finger/nose hardcore 'porn' :D

This is how ankle porn came about and the Absolute Territory. ^^

The genitals are placed in the middle of the body in a compromising position. They are neither up high nor around in back. Therefore mathematically the usage count must lie between 1 and many. Two is the highest primitives could count. That is why sex is for two.

TIL BAP's genitals are where his bellybutton is :ahh:
 

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^Agree on context. What I was trying to express, although clumsily, was that public nudity would somehow defuse the whole obsession with sex. So the result would possibly be the discontinuation of porn. But that is mere speculation. Sex is an act between two (usually :D) people -- if more people are involved there could be some confusion of who belongs to what; who fathered who, etc. Potential war-material right there.

So yeah, perhaps keep in within....private spheres...:cat:

Edit: Oh, man...edit mosh pit; my post looks completely out of context now...context, yes BAP, I was responding to your post :storks:
 

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^If everyone walked around naked, boobs, dicks and other body parts would be as natural as noses and fingers. Perhaps we should experiment: cover up fingers and noses and see if big industry starts to speculate on finger/nose hardcore 'porn' :D

At that point, one of my daily sneezing fits would probably draw the stare of every guy in the room. (I'm such a tramp.)
 

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^Agree on context. What I was trying to express, although clumsily, was that public nudity would somehow defuse the whole obsession with sex. So the result would possibly be the discontinuation of porn. But that is mere speculation. Sex is an act between two (usually :D) people -- if more people are involved there could be some confusion of who belongs to what; who fathered who, etc. Potential war-material right there.

So yeah, perhaps keep in within....private spheres...:cat:
Hmmm. This is a tough one. Public nudity would remove the aspect of visual discovery, but relations would broaden far beyond sex. Those who live in northern climes may not be familiar with nude beaches or nudist camps. In both those cases there is a social theme: nudity, not sex.

I've not thought about porn too much. What a shame the psychology of it is not "out there." The first thing that comes to my mind is "play." Porn has to do with sexual activity, not personal relations. If porn were eating, we'd be watching people swallow food. <-- let me think on this overnight. I want to watch a TV program (not porn though, lol).
 

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Hmmm. This is a tough one. Public nudity would remove the aspect of visual discovery, but relations would broaden far beyond sex. Those who live in northern climes may not be familiar with nude beaches or nudist camps. In both those cases there is a social theme: nudity, not sex.

Haha...the northern parts of Europe, in particular Scandinavia and Germany were/are rather...er...liberated in that respect. You go to some of the beaches back home where I come from and you'd find my own mother walking around sans boob-cover :phear:

I grew up in an environment where you'd walk around the seaside rocks and nooks in summer, and you'd come across completely nekkid people everywhere. It was common back then, but somehow not so common now. I think this may have something to do with the increased scrutiny on sexual exploitation. I really don't know what to make of it all myself, to be honest.

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BigApplePi said:
If porn were eating, we'd be watching people swallow food.

Perhaps this might satisfy both cravings?

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wow, people not taking this subject seriously at all. how surprising.
 
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Why is sex shameful again?

I sure hope you have a better reason than one steeped in religious ideology.

define sex.

You would seem to be lumping all sex into 'sex'.

More specifically, is self-sex really sex? I say in reality no. There is the imagination and then there is reality.
 
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Well how can sex be shameful? Even in the Bible it says populate the earth. You need to have sex in order to do that. However some religions are disapprove of masturabastion.

Mastur-debation of masturbation anybody?

Look, masturbation is real it happens. It is what it is. But its not real sex.

Real sex with the purpose of bonding and/or creating the next generation is obviously a beautiful thing.

I'm not here to say masturbation is wrong or right. What I am saying is that generally even a depraved person will gawk at a racoon masturbating because there is something depraved/ awkward/ lonely/ pathetic about it. Again, nearly all humans likely do it routinely and probably 99.9999% have done it at least once.

My point is that self-sex =/= sex and furthermore, if you want to do your porn fine go sneek off somewheres private and don't bother everyone else about your interest in lonely, self indulgent yet perpetually awkward escapism.

If not, you are behaving something akin to the racoon masturbating behind one way glass making a fool of yourself. And the more such a person doesn't understand how awkward they are would be like all of a sudden the one way glass becoming two way and such a person just continuing to self pleasure themselves publicly.

Non zombie humanoids wear clothes because non zombies are more than barnyard animals (zombies less than). Women and men alike generally support laws against pedos, flashers etc because public displays of gratuitous nudity and/or self-sex are just plain awkward/ pathetic/ disgusting.

The racoon doesn't make the rules. I don't either. Nobody in fact makes the rules about such things as they are like gravity. It is what it is.
 
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Love this Q. Perhaps sex is shameful because it is (for most) carried out in private. That means exposure has us feeliing "naked" and therefore subject to all sorts of judgments we can't handle. Public views contradict private ones.

Next Q: Why must sex be private, lol?

sex is generally kept private because humans have this thing called a prefrontal cortex which drives them to transcend the levels of the average barnyard animal going wild donkey dick style at every opportune moment.

Zombies will not understand what I am saying.

More importantly sex within a monogamous relationship is merely icing on the cake: not the cake itself (a non-intimate profound relationship with someone in the first place).

So many zombies putting the wrong thing first. Its not that difficult, really:

#1 Build a meaningful relationship outside the bedroom

#2 Add the bedroom

wal-ha! happiness. (not the other way around)
 
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...I grew up in an environment where you'd walk around the seaside rocks and nooks in summer, and you'd come across completely nekkid people everywhere. It was common back then, but somehow not so common now. I think this may have something to do with the increased scrutiny on sexual exploitation. I really don't know what to make of it all myself, to be honest.

Cell phone pics? Doubt Granny and Mommy and Daughter want their naked bods strewn across the farthest reaches of the internet (at least the majority of more sensibly minded people)
 

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So many zombies putting the wrong thing first. Its not that difficult, really:

#1 Build a meaningful relationship outside the bedroom

#2 Add the bedroom

wal-ha! happiness. (not the other way around)

So profound! Wow!
 
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So profound! Wow!

Why a need to be profound? Life is really quite simple, really. Stupid Zombies needlessly complicate the basics and screw things up for themselves and others.

And actually if it weren't profound a lot more of people would be in a happy relationship getting the real thing at this very moment (and/or able to get it when they need/ want) instead of tuning in to the fakery/ self deceit that is porn (i.e. surely its profound enough to be out of reach of what may very well be the majority).
 

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Why a need to be profound?

And actually if it weren't a lot more of people would be in a happy relationship getting the real thing at this very moment (and/or able to get it when they need/ want) instead of tuning in to the fakery/ self deceit that is porn (i.e. surely its profound enough to be out of reach of what may very well be the majority).

It's funny that you don't see the inherent irony in the parallels between the way you preconceive of other people as zombies, in the same way you think they preconceive the notion of sex.

The same way that you think, 'zombies' go the wrong way about relationships, you demonstrate the same in your basic understanding of people.

1. Learn to build meaningful relations with people by understanding their motivations.

2. Test your judgements against your new understanding.

Wal-ha! Insight (not the other way around).
 
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It's funny that you don't see the inherent irony in the parallels between the way you preconceive of other people as zombies, in the same way you think they preconceive the notion of sex.

The same way that you think, 'zombies' go the wrong way about relationships, you demonstrate the same in your basic understanding of people.

1. Learn to build meaningful relations with people by understanding their motivations.

2. Test your judgements against your new understanding.

Wal-ha! Insight (not the other way around).

Oh no you don't: this thread isn't about me. Its about a bunch of awkward, lonely racoons wanting all access hardcore porn in their solitary confinement. When in fact, if they had a real pair of stones and a brain they'd realize that their cage has no lock and they can leave at any time, better themselves such that they might be attractive to a potential mate, find that special raccoon, work 'hard' at winning him/ her over, commit, settle down and get the real thing anytime they want. (instead of spending another day/ another night feverishly hopelessly investing in another round of masturbation to ward off the loneliness)

Now that takes imagination and stamina.
 

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Oh no you don't: this thread isn't about me. Its about a bunch of *insert vitriol here*

Preach it brother!

I swear, talking to you is like using a vending machine.

"Press button; receive vitriol"

So when do we get pictures of your dick?
 

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While the thread was originally created in jest, I believe it is appropriate to now make such a subforum and call it Gregory's Glass House Of Shameless Raccoons
 

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wow, people not taking this subject seriously at all. how surprising.

The thread seemed to start as a joke, until Brother Wassisname pulled up a soapbox and started preaching.

Then one kind of joke became a different kind of joke. If it's anything at all, the forum is adaptable.

While the thread was originally created in jest, I believe it is appropriate to now make such a subforum and call it Gregory's Glass House Of Shameless Raccoons

We're also very creative. :D
I like that name.
 

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The Raccoon was trying to show you his medicine.

The name raccoon is believed by some to come from the Algonquin Indian word "arckunem," meaning "hand scratcher." The paws are very dexterous. Raccoons can be expert at opening lids, latches, doorknobs, and such. Because of this they often have the reputation for thievery--of being able to get into things they are not supposed to.

One of the most striking features of the raccoon is the mask that it wears. Although some associate this with thievery, it actually gives the raccoon a very powerful mystical symbolism. Concealed behind a mask, people could become something or someone else. We can become whatever we want by wearing masks. Masks are invested with mystery. They are tools for transformation. The hidden aspect, the secrecy.

Just as there is with the raccoon, with masks there is ambiguity and equivocation. When we wear a mask we are no longer who we thought. We make ourselves one with some other force. We create a doorway in the mind and in the physical world a threshold that we can cross to new dimensions and new beingness. This is the magic of raccoon. it is an expert of disguise and secrecy. It knows how to wear masks for a variety of purposes. It can teach you how to mask and disguise and transform yourself.

He just had to get it out of his tube..:D

I say put your mask on and knock one out..:twisteddevil:
 

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Soft porn/teaser:

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Appendage-enhancement/cover up:

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Hardcore (warning: not for the faint-hearted):

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