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Cognisant

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Ragnar is President/Dictator/King whatever.

The mods are his ministers of government.

Ministers for the oppisition may self elect and form their own parties, the passing of laws and whatnot is a democratic process upon which all ministers, both in power and of the opposition, may vote upon the passage of a writ, here's an example of a writ:
Wensday will hence forth be officially recognised as the final day of the working week and Cognisant will be appointed director of the Department of Military Industry & Acquisitions.
After 24 hours of the votes for being greater than the votes against, a writ will passed and cannot be revoked until votes for the revoke have been greater than votes against for 24 hours.

Ministers vote by declaring their vote as either yay or nay, their status as a minister, their position in either government or opposition (mod or not) and any party or parties to which they are officially a part (parties may elect representatives to vote on their behalf with assumed consent) any vote not made in this way is not valid and will not be counted towards the passing or denial of a writ.

Ragnar has absolute power to alter proceedings as he sees fit.

If ministers want something done or to assign someone to a position of power (ministers may have no other position than being a minster and no other power than to vote on writs) they may choose to create Departments (via an approved writ) which at very least requires a director, a director may hire staff and appoint Authorities under the jurisdiction of that Department, e.g. as the director of the Department of Military Industry & Acquisitions (DMIA) I may hire various secretaries, shoe shiners and such, and appoint one of them as an Authority on a specific aspect of the DMIA's jurisdiction, which in turn makes them the boss of their authority and can therefore hire various people to perform the duties relevant to their sub-jurisdiction, subject to my oversight and if necessary intervention as the department director.

All of this of course being subject to the demands of the public as all the ministers wish to curry favour before the next general election which is currently scheduled for, never.
 

Jennywocky

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Your services will no longer be required.


*firebombs the thread*

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Cognisant

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I elect myself as a minister for the oppisition, for the time being, of no party, and propose this writ for which obviously I vote yay:

@walfin is to be appointed the director of the Department for Judicial Affairs & Law Enforcement and granted power and funding as relevant and appropriate for his role and jurisdiction.

Edit: Stow it Jenny I'm more V than you'll ever be, I've even got the goatee.

Also firebombing a robot is rather futile.
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Minuend

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I want to be the one who shits all over everything because rules suck
 

Cognisant

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@NoID10ts & @Minuend
You could elect yourself as a minister of the opposition.

C'mon people if we want to properly simulate a corrupt bureaucracy we need a democracy to fuel the corrupting fires, we need conflicts of interest, illicit back room deals, fund siphoning, political mud slinging , otherwise it's just not governance.
 

Minuend

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Fine, I'll be in charge of beers and vodkas. I'll be down in the cellar doing a product count.
 

NoID10ts

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@Minuend - If you do decide to shit all over everything, please video tape it. I have people who will pay top dollar for that sort of thing.

@Cognisant - I'll be happy to do whatever you need me to do, but I'll need you to fill out the proper paperwork first, filled out in triplicate with all the appropriate signatures. I don't yet have the paperwork drafted, though. I'll have to form a committee to select the committee that will form the board that will draft the forms and then we'll have to put it through legal. By the time we're done with this, you'll be dead and your replacement won't give a shit.
 

Jennywocky

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C'mon people if we want to properly simulate a corrupt bureaucracy we need a democracy to fuel the corrupting fires, we need conflicts of interest, illicit back room deals, fund siphoning, political mud slinging , otherwise it's just not governance.

C'mon Coggie, if we want to properly simulate a corrupt bureaucracy, we'd need money flowing around, and no one on this forum has any!!!

...errr... does anyone? :confused:

Minuend - If you do decide to shit all over everything, please video tape it. I have people who will pay top dollar for that sort of thing.

Cognisant - ... you'll be dead and your replacement won't give a shit.

Good thing we have Minuend, to cover that, then...
 

Cognisant

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Fine, I'll be in charge of beers and vodkas. I'll be down in the cellar doing a product count.
*grumbles about nobody reading the OP*

I hear by do propose and vote yay in favour of this writ:
@Minuend is to be appointed the director of the Department for Alcoholic Beverages and granted power and funding as relevant and appropriate for her role and jurisdiction.

I offer @NoID10ts employment as the Authority of Live Ordnance Storage & Handling.
Payment is in matches, gasoline, and nitroglycerin.
 

TheScornedReflex

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C'mon Coggie, if we want to properly simulate a corrupt bureaucracy, we'd need money flowing around, and no one on this forum has any!!!

...errr... does anyone? :confused:

This one time I had like $20. It was sa-weeeeeet.
 

Cavallier

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@Jennywocky :Since when has that stopped a corrupt beurocracy?

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I hereby request the creation of a Propaganda and Finance board. As a minister I grant my request and assume immediate control naming myself the Minister of said board.
 

Cavallier

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Cavallier

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We really need a war to keep this going. Bloated hierarchies really thrive off a good war...

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Meer

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I am electing myself as the opposition minister for the constituency of... that one thread where people post their art. Also, I am founding the Social Democrat party and as the de facto provisional leader, declare that all party members must, in parliament, wear scarves of fuchsia. Because that is our party color.

I will also take this time to whine fruitlessly about the ridiculousness of a constitutional monarchy in the 21st century.

Oh wait, it's a minority government and the opposition can vote on things? I am not used to this.
 

Cognisant

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I regret EVERYTHING.

So we're off to a good start.
 

Jennywocky

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Jennywocky :Since when has that stopped a corrupt beurocracy?

It's pretty lame to subject oneself to the pressures of a bureacracy when there's not even any money to it!

... then again, wanna sit down and watch Brazil together? Sigh.

We really need a war to keep this going. Bloated hierarchies really thrive off a good war...

Oh goodie! Who should we bomb next? INTPc? INTJf? INFJf? The possibilities are endless.

Too bad there is no ESFJforum.

Wait, there is that ENTPforum!!!! They won't suspect anything.
 

Cavallier

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@Cognisant

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Wait, there is that ENTPforum!!!! They won't suspect anything.

Perfect! They just spent a week and half proving to themselves that we are docile and entirely phlegmatic. To top it off they are distracted by re-creating their little eutopia with no time to look over their shoulders.

Now is the time to strike!

@Jennywocky :I know your inclinations towards drink and debauchery. It is time for you to use your Guiles for Good...

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walfin

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I am honoured that my prior unilateral action has given rise to another unilateral action and a boost to Siberia. Now that the seat of government is here, there should be a much needed surge of rabble-rousers and snowfights and enough controversy to get us all snowed under.

Now, onward! Populate this land!
 

Jennywocky

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Jennywocky :I know your inclinations towards drink and debauchery. It is time for you to use your Guiles for Good...

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Okay, I have 24 ENTPs (and an errant ESFP) wandering around my apartment in various stages of sobriety and undress. Now what???? Do I need to call the game warden?

I only own three pairs of handcuffs.
 
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