heyhai
damnit, we both missed each others birthdays....how must we celebrate? :')
damnit, we both missed each others birthdays....how must we celebrate? :')
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Melkor
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Hey, you're buying.
That'll do nicely
..can i haz hug..?
I roleplay rarely, but you have to buy me dinner first.
*stumbles in and flails around blindly for a few moments*
I feel sick...
*locates Melkor's pile of rags on the floor that serves as his bed and pukes on it*
Not again! I'm terribly sorry about that it's just that I...
*tries to bolt but rams her forehead into the low mantel over the door*
Damn you Irish and your short doors!
*passes out*
H-how did you find my profile?! I thought I could hide in that concealed corner of the forum. Profile stalker! *points accusing finger*
*goes to random pic folder*
*finds nothing but a crappy photo of a CD (yes THAT'S what it is)*
*uploads*
*goes back to lurking*
BAH HUMBUG!
Cheap rip off?
They're only the finest of exports I assure you!
My interest in people is probably part of some other personality disorder that has me fascinated with categorizing people. I also find people's faces particularly engrossing, much to the amusing discomfort of others. You should be glad you can't see my face as I can see yours (or what I think is yours). I'd like you to know, however, that I am winning the staring contest. I have also heard your voice in a recording I found digging around in some thread, so I have quite a few pieces to put you together.
I would also like to point out that I only account for maybe 3 of the 5771 visits to your page so I'd be curious about all of your other apparent stalkers. At least I don't role-play one of many ways to kill you.
I approve of your ice-breaking methods.
No, you don't know me. But you make strange posts so I figured I'd take a looksie at your profile. Not stalking, as it's not personal. I do this to everyone interesting. But, then again, I'm interested in just about everyone.
I thought you wanted my flavour!
fwends!
Like looking in a mirror, eh?
Alright, well I'll make sure to rub those souls and hearts with some sweat then =D
Maybe sexytime will be better in spiritual form!
I do, and I'll make sure to add you =]
Have you sent me a message on msn yet? If so, I haven't received it. Yeah we should let each other know through the forum, I'll try to keep on it more (I had testing for the past week at school, so I was "busier" than usual :/)
hmm... okay, what if I own other people's hearts and souls, do those count?
a shame, maybe not so much. MAYBE it's worth it?
There are guys who do yoga and speak of it afterwards, but they're usually past thirty.
And I mean, why not, I've found it to be of some use both physically and mentally, plus I have yet to find narrow-minded people who do yoga and I can't say I don't like the view you get of women doing yoga.
I guess the way I act could lead some to think I'm a girl, but I'm male and straight, before you ask.
I don't see what is embarassing about your threads. I think it's a good thing you get that kind of thing out of your system. I can't shake the thought that you're thanking me in a sarcastic way though, because you say it's embarassing.
can they be a stranger's heart and soul? =p
damn it... will it work if I fuse with a computer?Very happy. <3 (No homo.)
Oh, I see now, I didn't see the invitation part of the page
land of entirely wireless compatability???
sounds like a road trip!
...aww thanks but I did not get you anything!
hmm... I guess I will start looking for your gift!
OK, what's yours? :3
OK, I have one now (that was simple and painless) citrusbreath95@hotmail.com
I was looking for the first thing that popped into my head to make the completely unrelated. Inevitably, at the time I was looking in the void which is my wallet and wondering where all the money went. Possibly it could have been the acid which caused holes to form in all my clothing. Hence, I, myself, am poor, at this current point in time waiting for my next pay cheque. Thus resulting in the seemingly unrelated becoming related. Now that there is a relation it is meaningless because there is no assertions to make that relationship seem true.
Amusing? Maybe not!
Vigilance is key but only for the virtuous.
Ah, I didn't realize that by 'profile picture' you meant an actual picture. (for some reason I thought you meant avatar)
so hmmm, just my silly opinion, but I wouldn't say you are particularly ugly, at all. And I've seen ugly. Of course, it's subjective and I'm probably no good judge of looks. Still, if you really believed you were then I suppose it took courage to post a pic, so kudos.
Meanwhile, I still need something to insult. Hopefully your mind is half as ugly as your avatar. Believe me, I'm trying to be mean, but you've made it difficult so far. Surely there must be something awful about you? I need practice if I'm going to try this mean thing.
Yeah, I'll get one, but how do I? Can you send a link to the website that offers this (msn, Ebuddy, etc)?
You already dropped the oranges! (tisk tisk tisk)
I don't have an msn yet, I only have a g-mail, and yahoo mail account
Hmm, bringing past technology to future armies, and destroying them anyway...superb! Ah, yes the clocks in the pupils would look very interesting, it would definitely intimidate the person I was conversing with, and perhaps give me a better benefit than my debater. So, who do we attack first? Shall we first attack a very powerful government, take them (and the world) by surprise? Or shall we first begin with a less-advanced, more primitive form of government, and slowly advance as the war progresses? Hmm, we should infect the supply of oranges with a genetic mutation... oranges will be used for evil one day!
eh hmmm, I think you mean our armies, :P I suppose you're right, we want this to be an entertaining challenge. OK, we'll opt out of the great-bomb power. Though, I still want to go to another planet for the mere sake of it. I can arrange for you to have silver hair. The question is, do you want it via genetic engineering, chemical alteration, or simple hair dye? (hmm, are you talking of only the color silver, or actual silver fused into your hair?) I want eyes with small jeweled clocks around the pupils! (Ok, I stole that idea from a book :P
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>.>
OK, Ah, what shall I equip. the army with? OK, since we are superhumans, I suppose the only logical way to annihilate the Earthly armies would be to travel deep into space, (I can fly at the speed of light) and search for new elements on other planets. Then I shall fuse the atoms of these elements together to create a bomb one hundred times greater than the atomic bomb , the Earthly armies won't know how to react... and perhaps in the long run will have to capitulate
You already want to break up with me Well, I thought we were doomed to death afterwards anyway. Hmm, no, no, we're not. This is because before all this happened we befriended a secretive scientist who could bring the dead back to life, by a series of chemical alterations... yet, he gives us a little too much and we come back as superhumans! This includes everything from infinite intelligence to superior strength. Yet, we get corrupt... and he turns on us (the traitor!) So we declare a civil war against opposing sides; now we must round up an army...
Hmm, how about we put this clover in some sort of dark water background, perhaps stars are in the water, so it almost resembles a clover floating in air/space (though the ripples are obvious), and perhaps it's lined in silver, and we shall use real "silver ink" from a treasure we stole in France before we blew it up. Hmm, that would be one large tattoo though... :}
Yes, you may have a pre-death speech prepared, though 45 seconds is the limit ( so you'd best practice speed talking) Now, what shall the symbol of our tattoos be of?
I was looking for a job that I would like, I didn't find one with a technical degree for computer sciences(programming). I sillily enough turned down offers before the economy scare.
So I ended up listening to my grandparents to see which jobs in the navy I would be eligible for. Some silly testing later I ended up being more than eligible for the nuclear power and propulsion field(94 on the ASVAB). So I've been getting into shape, studying some math, and similar before I leave for basic training in 43 days.
Aww, drown, I was thinking something more along the lines of complete disintegration of our molecular structure from a result of a sub-atomic nuclear destroyer that we "oh so accidentely" stole from a top secret facility, and it mistakenly was set off in the vacuum of space from a collision with a black hole, all of this happening after we destroyed France (and this was because that is where we stole the device originally
Aw, young love! <3
Yeppers. Yeah, he and I have a fair bit in common. I'm an older middle-aged male though. More experience with young virgins and such.
Yeah! Where has the bastard gone? He was interesting.
I just couldn't believe it'd be her, considering her huge problem before with people posting pictures. She looks fantastic.
By the way, Groos says hi and wants to remind you not to kill yourself.
I'm.... good? Oh, that will not do. Remind me to insult you often to remove this abhorrent reputation. Hopefully this ugly fucking face of yours is no exaggeration, thus making good fodder for some bitter commentary. Gotta balance out the sugar somehow. My apologies in advance, of course. <--- yep, you're right
Plus, I gotta start being meaner to trolls. I mean, they've had it too easy with me around. Damn them, and such. Yeah.
Is that your picture on lor's profile?
MOAR (due to character limit):
Interestingly, you have restored my interest in the little-used-by-me message function. I may start sending others strange and ill-conceived messages more often. (not that yours were
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sorry for the apparent blog.
pussy-foot? Is that what I do? Is that fun? Would never cause a disagreement? You underestimate me, sir! Though I suppose I can understand where that comes from since my nature is typically not to point out the obvious (to me, at least) negative and instead focus on the positive. I encourage disagreement though and I have always felt I was an ass (over-compensation perhaps?). To learn otherwise has been illuminating.
Yes. When I was a wee lad (5-ish) I had long hair, which was not typical for boys, and I was thought a girl by foolish shenaniganders (kids, as it were). However, my appearance later became one of a tall masculine (source?) person so others were left to mistake me for other things, like a drug addict or serial killer. (which was actually occasionally hurtful)
ooh and I like redheads, and in a fit of lust-rage I may be unfortunate enough to mistake such a man (as you then) for a woman, only to quickly lose my ...umm... courage upon their voice. awkwarrrd
Yeah, I meant it in that vein. Counselling and so on.
Meh, whatever. Now you're Face-worshiping. Heh.
Drats! White makes my pupils stand out... OK, yes I can see it now... though we'll have to be situated somewhere that would creep the most people out.. let's see... a sci-fi convention wouldn't do, nor would an orange-cult group.... umm, ah ha! the perfect place... a Daycare center! (ah, little children!) Yes, one near a large mall, near a large park, in the center of town. It's perfect... we scare children, adults, teens, and the elderly! Our plot catches on until finally it's spread across the world!!!
ha ha, I hope you have an extra pair of 3-D glasses! Yeah, it's nice to "meet" you as well. I'm glad I've found someone who will actually humor my offbeat style. You should see how my friends react! Although, I did manage to get a story out of how strawberries are evil to one of them today... good times! :3
Yes, the infliction of pain on people causes me great joy... ok, here's the plan you and I will round up some INTPs on this forum, each of us will bring a crate of oranges, and then we will all meet up together. Then, we begin throwing them at random people on the street. This will show them not to mess with the almighty INTPs, and of course provide an entertaining story for the media :}
Pfft, don't project! I simply think people got butthurt and refuse to admit he had some truly brilliant moments and that he did indeed win some over to his side, because then they'd have to admit they, in some small measure on this ridiculous world of the internet, 'lost'. Whatever.
I don't think he was a rebel leader; I do agree he was more of a lone voice and that perhaps he could've done with assistance.
I miss his unique spark, yes.
.You stupid ass, you know I'm immune to everything sonic!
And I live in Dutchland so I already am in hell.
*waits for the bomb to explode and grows stronger*
Oh yes. You better hide. -
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