Don't be a fool, it's a fact that all intellects are shit-talkers.
You shit-talker you.
Leave me alone
You shit-talker you.
Leave me alone
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hi cheese
Writing?
I'm not writing.
I don't write, I simply vent.
All those stories are just frustration and fantasy, intermingled til they are is inseperable and all but identical.
I don't write for any purpose other than to empty my head.
That is not noble, nor is it practical to anyone who is fortunate enough to not be me.
Bah.
Hate is less dangerous than love.
Hate can get you killed, but love can have you kill yourself, which is much more inescapable and twice as destructive.
Yes, you exhibit one of the shining qualities of intelligent people, that is , putting a lot of eloquence into a little fact, or to put it more blunty, turning trashy concepts they have no faith in to wordy ramblings.
I am unhappy.
Is every emotion a two-edged sword?
To wield it in your favour is to prick your own heart on it...
What use is there in flawed instruments?
I am beginning to better understand humans..
They are to be hated and on no grounds trusted, each one selfish and wrecthed.
I guess I'm only beautiful when I'm bitter then.
Bah.
I feel quite bitter today.
Ugh, and so tired.
^_^
Okay, make sure you make lots of soft moaning sounds in this recording, shouldn't be too hard now, hm?:P
Hah, of course!
I'd cringe everytime I heard said peice though, and grumble about select humans being so confused as to admire certain phrases I use.
Besides that, I don't give a fiddlers what you do with it!
Ahem, in case you don't get it, erm, what I meant was, you've made the plunge, finished the hard and sickening part, and thrown your soul to the dogs, and yet, you still find some odd sort of relief in it...Hi.
You seem friendly.
Shmiggenbarassed. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
Sarcasm? First part? 'Hah, interesting...first time I've seen...', it beggaduh question. If yes, *has seizure* Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. If no, what a ridiculous f*cking coincidence! Honestly.
Regardless of my menaing, my argument was perfect, and you deflected it with a silly and pathetic retort!
FOR THIS, YOU WILL HANG.
Fighting is fun!
See also: Demeaning sarcasm / Daft Aussie's.
>:{
Yes, and the Christians/muslims/Jews/Hindu's that have the basis and ultimate goal of my life laid out for me various texts/leaflets.
Not to mention the government and world authorities that want to apply all sorts of monstrous programs and activities towards me before and after my coming to this world.
Oh yes, and the expectations humanity has of me, having tossed me in with their lot on my birth, without so much as a 'please', 'thank you', or 'would you like'?
Apart from those guys, you're right, next to no-one gives me a pre-defined purpose.
So glad you're wise Cheese.
Oh yes, haven't you heard? They've discovered my type! Everybody can ignore what I'm saying now, and start I HATE THE MBTI. ahem.
No, it wasn't about the PMs at all. I didn't even remember that you didn't send one. I just missed your dinosaur avatar, and your comments. Which... aren't like anybody else's.
King Kong shall be ignored.
Bahh...my life was a mistake, my existance a mistake, and all the while along I have been making inglorious mistakes.
I am a personification of the mistake.
No-one wants a mistake, no-one needs a mistake.
I must linger and creep, t'is my lot.
Just, life, and my own inconsistencies and inadequacies.
And spelling.
*hug*
I'm just being sickeningly F about missing talking to you.
Rawr.
Tell face to contact me if poss plz <3
Also tell Cheese to stop ignoring me.
Uh...said person is of such a deceitful and paranoid nature that disclosing their name could lead to CERTAIN death.
I'm alright fatty-cheese, just a little fed-up is all!
Oh!... it was your effusive praise of Jaico then.... He deserved it, his playing was beautiful... but for some reason I have that filed as "Heard cheese play piano".
Dear lord... senility so soon... I haven't taken nearly enough drugs to be this addled! >>
I... ummm... might have mentioned *cough* mentioned to Melkor... that you... ah, play the piano.
*shame*
Though if the silly git ever listened to the musical snapvine he'd already have known!!!
Cheesy-pie!
*tacklehug*
How is my darling dearest today?
Oh, I'm still waiting on a decent voice message form you BTW.
THough a little birdy told me you play a certain instrument rather beautifully, and I wouldn't mind hearing a little of that someday miss.
sup bro
hi, been a while....eek
are you on MSN? and if so, do you wanna...well
heres mine - radish2009@live.co.uk
YES! I'm the second coming (woops!) of Christ of Nazareth/God! Fruit of the Loom -> undergarments -> racism -> birthday parties -> reproduction -> car accidents - > steam powered locomotive - > (!) : (
Wait just one second...
Cheese -> commonly consumed with wine -> blood of christ -> last supper -> Tom Hanks -> You've Got Mail -> Meg Ryan -> Plastic -> cheese? You're made of plastic according to this train of thought. It's so crazy, I can't believe it.
Hi cheese. You mean the innuendo thing? Heck no. Perfectly legit. If that's what you meant, I'll buy that flexibility in a theme suggests the opposite inflexibility. Keep 'em comin', lol.
*pokes* -^^-
Dove away...euphemism.
I did somehow manage to wrangle/kidnap two PETA agents and bring them aboard, but they're nowhere to be found, probably off doing something hypocritical! (ba-dum-tssss)
As for the bigass chicken, they weren't quite up to snuff in the vetting process, so I just went ahead and left them, but not to worry, I'm sure that crazy white dove'll find one at some point/die.
Actually the more helpless and adorable the victim, the more points you get, and a small child is about as helpless as you'll find! At least 20 points for hitting one of those. But I've got to tell you, probably the easiest way to keep a steady stream of man points coming your way is just to raise your voice/be mad about 'things' (you can fake it!), telling women they 'don't understand' is also a huge points bonus.
Well if off-color intimations and innuendo relating to the male undercarriage are the only requisites for being a a member of the able-to-vote sex, then nuts n' bolts you're the manliest man I've seen 'round these parts! I'll try to do the same. I think we're now drifting across placid seas of yolk, weaving effortlessly betwixt massive chunks of eggshell shards neath yellowy skies! Of course we've got electricity [assuming I've understood you correctly] in this canoe, if by canoe you mean enormous gilded self-sustaining galleon complete with it's own ecosystem and desalinization plant, along w/ two of every important animal...
I don't know what else to do, I've tried everything. This might work - http://nugsmcdugs.posterous.com/response-249.
Chin up Lassie, you've got your whole life ahead of you! Scoop up the eggshmish, only so much can be done w/ an omelet and most of it's been done anyhow, you've got yourself a whole new toolkit, do something wonderful! (not sure what any of that means)
I do feel like we're in the same boat, the idea of being out at sea/nautical things are intriguing to me, it's like another world or sumfing/Kevin Costner.
You drunken drunk. '...like I'm setting myself on fire with a friend', what a beautiful visual that is, I'm sure if you could look past the outrageous pain/somehow survive, it would be a pretty 'meaningful' experience. On a related note, I'm wondering what it would be like to literally be inside a campfire. Rectify...package...'pay the postage' (alliteration is hot)...you honestly can't help yourself can you. I'll just assume your alcohol induced incoherence is clouding your better judgment, and that 'sayeth t'wat' is in fact a legitimate expression. I'm sure I've heard it somewhere, who knows these days though/you're probably right. Glad I could be of some assistance, even if I've no vested interest in this 'boat' you speak of/was that a metaphor describing something 'bigger'? Boat?
II. I didn't mean any offense, not even in a 'say I didn't but actually did/passive-aggressive way', (but I was kinda hoping the remark would ruin you day) I also enjoy talking a lot/being called a twat. Have you ever heard the expression 'sayeth t'wat' used? I still can't figure out whether or not it's legitimate, but it makes me chuckle and it should be.
I. I honestly wouldn't know, it could be? Assuming of course the phallus in question is resemblant of a banana destemmed, otherwise it'd just be gross.
You're right, levity, and bananas which blast people in the face with a flavorful, lukewarm gel are in exceedingly short supply these days, they're just what times like these call for. I'm not sure what I was talking about?
Toys R' Us, brilliant. We could simply refuse to acknowledge the overt sexual implications of the product, market them to children, rile up the parent-types, and within days it'll be the most infamous/popular product on the planet - angry people calling in to radio stations, anti-ejaculating banana organizations and terrorism, wild animals let loose in major cities, etc.
I did not know that. Harumph. I think I said something along the lines of - 'just realized people may interpret very bananaphallus-ish nature of my username as a raffish, priapic boast, rather than what I had intended for it to mean - I don't know, but not that.' I think I also discussed the money-making potential of what you described as a 'thickshake-spewing banana', which I envisioned as a banana which comes preloaded w/ a very milky, semi-translucent raspberry/coconut flavored gel, which can only be released from said banana by shaking it vigorously very near to one's face? People know how absurd and vulgar it is, but this only makes them like it more. Could make millions. About me deleting the message, I was just hesitant to post because, as you said after our divorce/brothel discussion, it's difficult to know when to stop/crystal meth.
External pressure..and I am always too lazy to get a haircut when I am at school so I figured I might as well get one while I'm back home and let it grow out again at school
I just got my hair cut too!
I definitely aspire to having hair as cool as his or Stephen Malkmus'
And when I used the term "turd" it was in the most endearing way possible.
Go join the irc!
Haha no your post was great, you elaborated on what I was trying to get at.
I'm also a big fan of laying down the assumptions you're working with as a foundation. Last night I got into a political discussion and I really wished I could have properly been like "okay, following YOUR assumptions, if we extrapolate the system then.... X".
Who gave you a license to be crazy?? :-P jk <3
Nope, not a one of em' - well I quasi-read Slaughterhouse Five in HS, but aside from that I haven't. As for Douglas Adams, I've seen the Hitchhiker movie, but still haven't read the book - so nope there too. I do like words though, and weaving bullshit. But in all sincerity this [your message] was probably one of the nicer things anyone's ever said to me (aww...), thank you. I know me reciprocating under these circumstances can't help but seem disingenuous and patronizing, but I like reading your posts uh-lawt. Honest. If I was more well-versed in contemporary literature, I'd be throwing some heavyweight names your way right now, for serious (cringe? that last bit probably sounded pritty _ay).
It was a pretty offensive and scandalous question I asked back there, surprised you didn't blow up.
I've honestly never heard of him until just now, but then again I don't really read/am illiterate...What makes you say that, if you don't mind me asking?
Honestly I'm surprised I was so consistent - completely unintentional, but that isn't her name. I generally don't like people named Susan, for no legitimate reason, only because of the way the word 'Susan' makes me feel.
Good day!
Absolutely not!
*slams door*
I'm not sure, it's tough to say definitively because it varies?
ex.
one of those threads...
Here I was trying to capture the [perceived] collective disdain for such threads and convey it through the italicization of 'those', so the reader would think: 'hey, this guy seems to have an idea as to how we seem to feel about these threads, I think I'll read what he has to say and offer my thoughts, it's the least I could do.'
, a real humdinger,
Here I was just being facetious, but I did sort of mean what I said, she really was a 'humdinger'.
...but then again, it is me.
Here I was illustrating the utter futility of my attempting to be objective in discussing/analyzing my interaction with another human being.
Do you mean in general? Or with a particular instance of it?
=^^= Isn't it?
Adaire deserves the praise though..
She made a thread about it a while back. I was really sad that the discussion of it turned into a religion flame war; there's so much more to it than that. I have many thoughts about it that I didn't voice. I'd also love to hear your thoughts on it when you finish. =]
I'm actually entertaining the idea of doing a youtube tutorial kind of thing. So many people are discussing MBTI on youtube but none of them are talking about anything new or interesting about it. It's all just information you could have googled or wikipedia'd if you wanted it. But no, I haven't written any papers on this. The book on the system is being written right now. I'm not the one writing it mind you, but I am a part of developing the ideas and models. -
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