"I would actually work as a janitor if it meant that I got to take free classes."

That makes one of us. I'm a germaphobe.
And my reading list really isn't very seditious, at least I don't think so. I've really enjoyed reading Simone Weil and GK Chesterton, so I want to go more in depth with them and then read other mystical/spiritual/philosophical writers. Tentative shortlist includes Martin Buber, St. John of the Cross, Hans Urs von Balthasar, and a thorough study of the Bible. From there I'd like to go back much further and try some thinkers from the Middle Ages and Antiquity.
The main motivation for this was stumbling upon these guys. Read some of Guenon and Evola and I think they have an interesting point with respect to how pre-moderns viewed the world and spirituality before the advent of materialism. Ideally I'd like to try and recover that way of thinking and the associated aesthetics.