You know you're an Intp when...

[snowqueen]

- You enjoy shopping, especially for clothes, and often bring with you your 10 closest friends to the mall every weekend.

God I'm hoping this is irony or I'm in the wrong group

 

[Artifice Orisit]

-your eyes fill up with water at the slightest sad or happy tale.

- You enjoy shopping, especially for clothes, and often bring with you your 10 closest friends to the mall every weekend.

Desist or suffer the consequences.

 

[Cobra]

Desist or suffer the consequences.

/repeat

 

[Red Mage]

- You enjoy shopping, especially for clothes, and often bring with you your 10 closest friends to the mall every weekend.

ZOMG I do that too! Do you also ask every person in the store how good things look on you?

 

[Sugarpop]

ZOMG I do that too! Do you also ask every person in the store how good things look on you?

Yeah!! And I know all the people in the store except for this one chick who is totally a bitch but she only works there on wednesdays tho

 

[Artifice Orisit]

I warned you.

thebarran's head is shoved up Mac OS X Ocelot's ass,
Mac OS X Ocelot's head is shoved up Sugarpop's ass,
Sugarpop's head is shoved up thebarran's ass,

I call it, The Wheel Of Unfortunate Fate.

 

[snowqueen]

ZOMG I do that too! Do you also ask every person in the store how good things look on you?

Yeah!! And I know all the people in the store except for this one chick who is totally a bitch but she only works there on wednesdays tho

 

[The Fury]

When you occupy a country, rape it's land and turn it's people into third class citizens. Wait, this isn't the "You Know You're English When" thread.

I tried to resist but I couldn't

 

[snowqueen]

When you occupy a country, rape it's land and turn it's people into third class citizens. Wait, this isn't the "You Know You're English When" thread.

I tried to resist but I couldn't

Thank goodness I'm half palestinian half german and grew up in Scotland!

You know you're INTP when the sun has been shining all day and somehow you find trawling the forums more fun.

 

[pussinboots]

when you can crush an intj.

 

[Red Mage]

when you can crush an intj.

Between your thumb and forefinger from a reasonable distance?

 

[pussinboots]

naturally.

 

[preilemus]

- when a rainy day is a better occasion to go outside than a sunny one

 

[Artifice Orisit]

-You are distracted for an hour or more by this link TvTropes

 

[Red Mage]

-You are distracted for an hour or more by this link TvTropes

DAMMMNN YOUUUU!

 

[The Fury]

Thank goodness I'm half palestinian half german and grew up in Scotland!

You know you're INTP when the sun has been shining all day and somehow you find trawling the forums more fun.

Why does this keep happening to me. Ok people, from now on if you're living in country but you're not actually a native you have to say so. This is the third time I've made fun of someone living in England who isn't English.

 

[Razare]

You post on the INTP forum at 5:54 AM.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

-You recognise the dawn as the time when you go to bed.

 

[Ogion]

<mod>I stickied the thread as requested </mod>

Ogion

 

[Red Mage]

Ew, this thread is sticky. I'll never rid myself of it now.

 

[Sugarpop]

-You recognise the dawn as the time when you go to bed.

- You cannot sleep without morning birds singing outside your window.

 

[Ogion]

-You hate those freaks (mostly students) who upon the first sunny day strip down to bare minimals and go lie around for hours on end in the sun (I have them right before my door, i liv in a dorm :'( )

Ogion

 

[The Fury]

-You read the same message 20 times before you post it to make sure there's no glaring flaws-

-You don't read the message you just posted at all as you want to express you're thoughts as quickly as possible-

 

[pussinboots]

-You read the same message 20 times before you post it to make sure there's no glaring flaws-

-You don't read the message you just posted at all as you want to express you're thoughts as quickly as possible-

oh my, guilty.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

-You read the same message 20 times before you post it to make sure there's no glaring flaws-

-You don't read the message you just posted at all as you want to express you're thoughts as quickly as possible-

You did not do the first, I assume. I'm generally the second.

 

[preilemus]

-You read the same message 20 times before you post it to make sure there's no glaring flaws-

-You don't read the message you just posted at all as you want to express you're thoughts as quickly as possible-

good one(s)!

 

[snowqueen]

Why does this keep happening to me. Ok people, from now on if you're living in country but you're not actually a native you have to say so. This is the third time I've made fun of someone living in England who isn't English.

Or maybe you could just stop making fun of the English?

 

[mathy]

-You read the same message 20 times before you post it to make sure there's no glaring flaws-

-You don't read the message you just posted at all as you want to express you're thoughts as quickly as possible-

HOLY CRAP YES. (This would be a #2)

 

[Artifice Orisit]

-You are afraid that your sanity is leaking out of a hole in the back of your head.

-You live in constant anticipation of an alien invasion.

-You've wondered if websites that are specifically about the internet are the first signs of the internet becoming self aware.

-You think the bad guys in any story are more deserving of victory, on account of them having to gone to a great deal of work to achieve their goals.

 

[Fukyo]

-You are afraid that your sanity is leaking out of a hole in the back of your head.

-You live in constant anticipation of an alien invasion.

(It'd be redundant to say "you're reading my mind" )

 

[Artifice Orisit]

That's been said a lot...

-You are somewhat paranoid that Cognisant has somehow developed telepathic powers and is using the internet to read your mind, hack your computer and steal your porn collection and banking details.

Gawd that's funny.

 

[preilemus]

- when your on intpforum when you should be doing homework.

- when you know you should probably be doing your homework, but really have no intention of it

 

[zephryi]

- when you're on intpforum when you should be doing homework.

I'm not here instead of finishing up an American History assignment right now, not at all...

 

[Sugarpop]

- You are unable to do homework, and you get along fine anyway.

 

[snowqueen]

You know you should get off to work but can't resist a peek at the intp forum ...

You know your fellow intps won't mind you posting yet another 'variation on a theme' as long as it's subtly different to the others.

 

[Sugarpop]

- You're not an ESFJ, ESFP, ESTJ, ESTP, ENTJ, ENTP, ENFJ, ENFP, ISFJ, ISFP, ISTJ, ISTP, INFJ, INFP, INTJ or some bordeline case.

 

[Carnap]

You oscillate wildly between over-evaluating your intelligence and berating yourself for being stupid, never ever having a moderate view of your mental abilities.

Why the hell do we do that anyway?

 

[Red Mage]

- Multiple online personality tests gave you INTP but you're still in doubt about your type.

 

[Ogion]

Hehe nice ones...You have more creative ideas than i do, lol.

Ogion

 

[nooli4]

- You read through the whole thread meticulously before posting just in case someone has already made your point.
- You're still secretly worried that you missed something and that what you're writing has already been said.
- You automatically add as much alliteration as possible whenever you write or speak.

But the last one might just be me...

 

[Cobra]

- you are able to recognize most typos while they're happening, and, as a result, the labels on your Backspace and Delete keys are worn very thin.

- , due to the aforementioned, you can, with some ease, backspace through an encrypted password (************) to correct it before hitting Enter.

 

[snowqueen]

- you are able to recognize most typos while they're happening, and, as a result, the labels on your Backspace and Delete keys are worn very thin.

- , due to the aforementioned, you can, with some ease, backspace through an encrypted password (************) to correct it before hitting Enter.

hahaha absolutely true! I can touch type very fast and I know when I've done a typo and correct it without even looking at the screen!

 

[preilemus]

hahaha absolutely true! I can touch type very fast and I know when I've done a typo and correct it without even looking at the screen!

i never look at the screen when typing, although that could just be because im an awful typer, and have no clue where most of the letters are half the time...

and yes, i have owned a computer my entire life, so my sucky typing is completely unacceptable

 

[snowqueen]

i never look at the screen when typing, although that could just be because im an awful typer, and have no clue where most of the letters are half the time...

and yes, i have owned a computer my entire life, so my sucky typing is completely unacceptable

wow that's awesome! In 1979 I was a secretary and electric typewriters were not in general use yet and in 1981 I used a telex machine which was an early form of fax where you typed, it produced a punched tape, you fed the tape through a machine and it was transmitted through the phone network to the recipient's machine which then produce an identical tape which you fed through a machine and the typewriter automatically typed the message. Magic!

and yes, you know when you're an INTP when you search Google images for just the right photo ...

 

[preilemus]

- when you type out a humorous response to something, but upon rereading it you realize its far too ostentatious, and likely to be taken in an unintended way, and therefore dont post and forget you ever wrote it

 

[severus]

-You wear earphones (even when not listening to music) so as to discourage conversation.

 

[Anling]

-You are distracted for an hour or more by this link TvTropes

Is this some internet form of nerd sniping? gah! I guess I will be back in about an hour.

 

[Chimera]

-You wear earphones (even when not listening to music) so as to discourage conversation.

I try to, but the people around me try to talk anyway and get angry when I don't respond. Then they do something obnoxious like disconnect the headphones from the ipod, or pull the headphones from my head...and continue talking. It can be a little frustrating.
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[snowqueen]

-You wear earphones (even when not listening to music) so as to discourage conversation.

You read a book, newspaper ... anything ... to discourage conversation and are constantly amazed at how many people just carry on talking to you.

 

[merzbau]

- random strangers you pass on the street tell you to smile.

- you would cheerfully strangle those people on mobiles who share their most inane conversations with everyone within 100 feet.

- you keep all your old school workbooks because they might "come in handy" one day.