name changes

[lindsayo09]

boom and they all die the end lol....

lindsay laughs so hard she falls off the window seat

 

[Fukyo]

...and someone's skull gets cracked in contact with the concrete pavement....

 

[Melkor]

Can I go get all weepy and pretend I liked Lindsay?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Sure, let’s have a funeral.

Just let me get my white suit & devil mask first.

 

[Melkor]

;D


Can I dance on the grave cheerfully?

 

[John]

could i have my name changed to John please? will i be signing in with it if it is changed?

 

[loveofreason]

Done.

And yes, you login with it.

Welcome to the forum.

 

[Kianara]

Hey lor, can I have my name capitalized? Like, "Kianara" instead of "kianara"?

 

[loveofreason]

Consider it done.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Oh great & powerful Lor, can I have a puppy?

I need a new test subject.

 

[John]

I wan't a pony!!

I need it for... er... research.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

For Science!

 

[Fedayeen]

if Lor says no, then that means nobody gets animals

 

[loveofreason]

Oh great & powerful Lor, can I have a puppy?

I need a new test subject.

You are a puppy little coggikins...

 

[Artifice Orisit]

If I'm a "puppy" then "kitten" must be another word for gore smattered chainsaw.

 

[loveofreason]

official name change:

Kitten = gore smattered chainsaw.

good boy.

 

[loveofreason]

civilianjones has become.....

Reverse Transcriptase!

 

[preilemus]

EDIT: actually nvm. if my parents want to be sick creeps and read my posts, then they can go ahead

 

[Reverse Transcriptase]

civilianjones has become.....

Reverse Transcriptase!

Thank you LoR

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Hey lor could you please change my name to Adair? Similar reasons to glovehead's.

 

[Red Mage]

I would like to be known as Red Mage, so as to not offend sensitive Linux users.

 

[loveofreason]

OK guys... I have to get offline now, but I will execute both changes when I am back in several hours.

 

[Fedayeen]

OK guys... I have to get offline now, but I will execute both changes when I am back in several hours.

How much effort does it take to change someones name?

 

[loveofreason]

How much effort does it take to change someones name?

Effort required is proportional to intensity with which small children can clamber for attention while clamouring for food.

Putting your hand up for the job?

 

[Fedayeen]

Effort required is proportional to intensity with which small children can clamber for attention while clamouring for food.

Putting your hand up for the job?

huh?

what are you asking?

and my question was primarily due to curiousity

 

[loveofreason]

ok... curiosity I can deal with. It takes only a couple of minutes.

Some days I don't have that.

Both changes made.

 

[Fedayeen]

ok... curiosity I can deal with. It takes only a couple of minutes.

Some days I don't have that.

Both changes made.

did you think i was implying you could have easily done it before you left?

 

[loveofreason]

Yes. But an excess of stress and high expectations of oneself can lead to wrong assumptions.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Many thanks lor

 

[Dentan]

I'd like to be Dentan,
Just realized I rather keep a barrier between the real world and this board
My current nickname is too connected to who I am,
If I'm going to speak my mind I need that barrier.

Thanks

 

[Melkor]

Actually little one, I've found that coming here is the breaking of a barrier. The username is another freedom. Choosing a name which suits you rather than the one you were born.

 

[loveofreason]

Dentan it is.

And listen to the wise advice^

 

[Jennywocky]

Oh gawd, it was confusing enough before his name changed, now it's really a mess out there trying to keep it all straight.

(SPANKINGS FOR ALL on this one, sigh.)

 

[Fedayeen]

Change to nobody please....all powerful butterfly

 

[Ulysses]

Can I please have the "64" removed from my user name? Thanks.

 

[Ulysses]

Can I please have the "64" removed from my user name? Thanks.

Actually, nevermind. I'll keep the 64. :/

 

[EloquentBohemian]

OMG!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! STOP! STOP!

ARRRRRGH!!
I DON'T KNOW WHO ANYBODY IS ANYMORE!!

*runs around in circles waving arms frantically*

You've all disturbed my safe comfortable little world by being... *gasp* ....INDIVIDUALS!!

*grasps head with both hands... staggers... falls to floor in fetal position*

*uncurls and lays flat, staring blankly at the ceiling*



*sighs*



Okay... What...ev..er.
Proceed with your malevolent Machiavellian moniker machinations.

I'll cope.

...somehow.



...pay absolutely no attention to the small drooling ball of insanity cowering and curled in the corner.

Void where prohibited by law.

 

[Fedayeen]

OMG!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! STOP! STOP!

ARRRRRGH!!
I DON'T KNOW WHO ANYBODY IS ANYMORE!!

*runs around in circles waving arms frantically*

You've all disturbed my safe comfortable little world by being... *gasp* ....INDIVIDUALS!!

*grasps head with both hands... staggers... falls to floor in fetal position*

*uncurls and lays flat, staring blankly at the ceiling*



*sighs*



Okay... What...ev..er.
Proceed with your malevolent Machiavellian moniker machinations.

I'll cope.

...somehow.



...pay absolutely no attention to the small drooling ball of insanity cowering and curled in the corner.

Void where prohibited by law.

Its that reaction that makes changing the name so worth it.

 

[Auburn]

*enters EBs padded room*

Um, EB....?

*pokes with a stick*

EB.... can you hear me?

*awkward silence*

It me....
Remember me....?

*waits a little longer*

It's Auburn...
There's something I have to tell you...

 

[EloquentBohemian]

...did you bring cookies?

 

[Auburn]

*looks in his pockets, finds nothing but a jolly rancher*

*hands the jolly rancher to EB and shrugs*

That's all I got...

But, ahem, I need to tell you something important...

The doctors don't want me to tell you, but the truth is that, while you were gone from the forum's insanity, you began to crave that precious insanity to such a degree, that you became insane yourself...

You hear voices speak to you that aren't there, and you believe things that never happened...

For instance, the truth is that....

Nobody changed names...

It's all in your head EB...

All in your head...

 

[EloquentBohemian]

...but I don't have a head.
[read chap 2 of Hofstadter's The Mind's I]


p.s. I think we're derailing this thread me bad

 

[loveofreason]

You certain, Ducati? I just didn't respond sooner because I wasn't here....


I guess having nobody being disturbingly sycophantic is better than somebody.


Damn EB... where the hell have you been?

I have an extra-large straight jacket... want to share? (...you'll need it if you're going to survive here now.)

 

[Ulysses]

Yeah, I'll keep the 64.

 

[EloquentBohemian]

lor... I posted a response to your question but it seems to have disappeared. Was it grabbed by the spam detector or something?

 

[Melkor]

-Runs in yelling at the top of his voice while discharging flares in all directions and promptly tripping over the prone E.B-

 

[Artifice Orisit]

I'll catch you!
*Morgoth lands face first on an upturned metal rake*

*Throws a net over the prone Morgoth*
I’ve caught you!

 

[Toad]

Re: User Titles.

I would like to change my name to "Red Toad" please

 

[loveofreason]

Done.

 

[Red Mage]

Re: User Titles.

I would like to change my name to "Red Toad" please

You have no idea how much this disappoints me.