I think you should go by asshole, not because I think you are one...well not saying I think you aren't one as well....well as a neutral opinion I think it would be funny to casually call someone asshole, just because that is there name.
The closest to something like that I have gotten is a moderator on another forum by the name of "Fack Off".
Well, just look at the facts. You've got a son but where is the ring around your finger, where is your husband. You act like a trollop, flirting with other men on this forum. And frankly I even think that there is a bit of incestuous behavior in your actions towards your son.