Melkor 2000 - hugs!

[Fukyo]

I don't know...

*Lets go of Melkor and chages into a super girly dress,high heels and puts on make up.*

There,I am no longer manly!


Damn,that sounds wrong...

 

[Melkor]

AHA!


Then I guess I'd better do something macho....

ermm...

-fails to notice that Fukyo has changed at all-



there....


How was that?




You're just obsessed with yaoi girl.....

 

[Fukyo]

I have never read a single yaoi fanfic,can't say the same for some people...


Now....

Do something manly.
(that doesn't count)

It's a rarity when you're concerned,girly boy...

 

[Melkor]

I'm violent.....does that count?


Thats really the only thing I can say........hrm.......


We've discussed this, three sentences don't count.:P

 

[Fukyo]

Alright...I shall be obnoxiously girly and huggle you now Melkorrr-kun!

*Throws her arms around Melkor's neck all the while giggling girlishly(yuck!)*

 

[Melkor]

-gives Fukyo a big manly mustache kiss and starts to dance badly-

 

[saffyangelis]

Saffy wonders if she should tell them she has been filming this.

Or, how much Melkor asks him mummy Lor to read him Yaoi before he goes to sleep. =P

 

[loveofreason]

Oh Saffy...

*shakes her head sadly*

...the truth would hurt even you...

 

[Melkor]

Whats the truth?


Ohhh right...

that truth....


Listen kids.....

-sits saffy and Fukyo on his knee-

What auntie lor is trying to say is.......erm....welll....how to put this both crudely and bluntly...

hrm..

ahhh...

well...basically she's secretly a world renowned yuri artist and writer.


I'm sorry kids....but it's true...

so don't talk to her ever again.

gottit?


That my girls..

-distrubing uncle wink-



-runs off to stab himself in penance-

 

[loveofreason]

*sheepish grin*

Dear Melkor is too modest. He forgot to mention what an inspiration he and my friends are when they play together.


...which reminds me... MELKOR!!! Come back sweetie! I forgot to pay you for last night's performance!


Edit:
Damn damn damn... so Melkor really meant yuri... not just another Melkor typo...

kids... never trust Melkor with your secrets.

*runs off to stab Melkor before he can kill himself*

 

[Melkor]

I have no idea what you're original post is implying, if thats any help at all...


I LOVE LORS SECRETS!!!



-hides in a tree-

 

[loveofreason]

No tree will hide you long from me!

Oh... wait... I see what you did...

bastard.

 

[Melkor]

oh!


I have made a mistake!



Lor will surely cut this TREE down, and then trailing me out, snapping a myraid branches of pain, she will burn me ito little tiny peices!

OH DEAR!

 

[loveofreason]

*climbs tree in a fury, grabs Melkor by the throat and squeezes*

*has better idea*

Lor embraces Melkor, wrapping herself entirely around him and burying his face in her chest she holds him for a count of 200... during which time he mostly squirms but eventually becomes still. Just to be sure lor jumps out of the tree top still holding Melkor, twisting like a cat and using him to break her fall from the rocks below.

Hug of Death.

I believe I have performed ye olde boob-smother on you before... really must come up with some fresh ways of killing you...​

 

[Melkor]

Yeah, it's just too exciting really isn't it?

Hrm..you could always dye your hair blonde, and wear blue contacts lenses...that might help....

 

[loveofreason]

*thinks*

..nah...I attract too much attention with my hair blonde. I really don't like being stared at that much....


There must be plenty of other ways to skin a Melkor.

 

[didyouknow]

Melkor, that's your mother you're talking about!

Ah, what am I saying? How could I doubt the depth of your disturbing qualities?

Ways to skin Melkor? Anthile gave me a cheese-grater before, would that help?

 

[loveofreason]

Cheese-grater?

What a sterling idea!

Takes grater and sets to work on Melkor's shin.

 

[Melkor]

-whimpers accordingly, but stays very still-

 

[loveofreason]

The grater gets all slick then sticky with congealing blood... reaching the bone slows progress...

damnit... anyone have a buzz saw?

 

[Melkor]

-faints outright, heart beating like a bird in a cage-

 

[loveofreason]

*daydreams about confining a helpless, limbless Melkor to a wheelchair and taking him to cosplay conventions with his eyes glued open*

Revives Melkor with smelling salts.

You must be conscious

*starts dentist's drill*

 

[Melkor]

As who I wonder?


A flood parasite?


-winces at the sound of the drill and struggles to free himself-