Melkor 2000 - hugs!

[Seducer of the Homeless]

shame i'm inflammable...

 

[Melkor]

Hrm..the beauty of the cloak is that it is wondorusly flammable, and the fumes given off are often acidic enough to melt away all those below..

Shame...

You had such pretty eyes...




Now.....more smiting...

I am into my role as dark lord once more...

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

with one last move before my physical body rots is to hug you, douse you in petrol and smoke one last cigar. i may physically die but it is a slow burn

for some reason i decided to fight you and couldn't be bothered. you are no more Dark Lord than obsessed by an illusion of power

 

[Melkor]

Hhahahaaaaaaaaa...


oh....


You really are serious?



hrm..

Consider this...

Is not the first quality of a dark lord illussions of power?




Silly little creature..


Die now and spare me your useless scorn.

 

[saffyangelis]

Yay Blood!

*carefully bottles the Melkor blood, and sells it to Lor*

*donates the money to fanfiction.net under Melkor's name*

Yay for Melkor! =P

 

[FF]

*reads page three of this thread*

Holy crap. Melkor is in madly in love with me.

Yes, yes, my evil plot is working

 

[Melkor]

I'm sorry...

Blondes tend to lose me in a thread of ill conception, murder and beauty...

It's alll in good taste though...

 

[didyouknow]

I'm scared now. After all those posts about blondes, I think I'm going to go dye my hair now. And I liked being blonde!

Curse you Melkor!! *Pulls out stabbing implement and glomps, the blade stuck in Melkor's stomach*

 

[Melkor]

You mean......you don't like Melkor?


Hrmmpphh..

You'd be so lucky to get a second of my attention heur.





-cries to himself inside-

 

[didyouknow]

Aww, poor Melkor. *Keeps stabbing, wondering why the hell he just WON'T DIE!!*

 

[Melkor]

Ahhh..yes keep it at that angle...ahhh..no DEEPER!

Ahhh...

-ick-


Falls over and dies horribly...


-slowly but surely regenerates-

-leaps to his feet and grabs didyouknow by the wrists.-


one question!


AM I GINGER!?

 

[didyouknow]

Oh crap I'm pleasuring him!

If I say no, will you let me go?

 

[Melkor]

Heheheheheeeeee.....

Of course not...

You are too uselful to me my dear..

-strokes diddy's pretty cheek and wipes a little fleck of his own blood off it-

No but seriously..

HOW DO I LOOK?

 

[didyouknow]

...

...




You will look better once you are pale, cold and lifeless! *Stabs!*

 

[didyouknow]

*Slowly realises Melkor is strangely invincible*

All right, I give up....

Want some candy?

 

[Fukyo]

I really don't feel like hugging you...

But may I slash,stab,burn,cut, pierce,cut off stuff...etc?
Also ridicule you,insult your dignity,question your sexual preferences?
Ahhh,it brings a smile to my face...
And I've been so short on them lately...
Ah,Melkor-kun is very useful indeed.

*Starts a flashy sword dance,wearing a rare,expensive kimono for no other purpose than being a show-off*

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*Flicks a lit match at Fukyo*
You know what the problem with chinese silk is?

*Fukyo is suddenly engulfed in flames*
It burns really well.

 

[FF]

I really don't feel like hugging you...

But may I slash,stab,burn,cut, pierce,cut off stuff...etc?*

Cut off his arm, and give it to me, so I can slap him with it

 

[Melkor]

You know I'd only like that fasty dear.



-Cackles at the wailing Fukyo and slap[s Cognisant on the back heartily so that his tophat falls off dramatically-

 

[didyouknow]

You know I'd only like that fasty dear.

That's given me an idea.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*Puts hat back on & performs an internal diagnostic*

No damage, that can't be right; what's Melkor playing at?

 

[Melkor]

That's given me an idea.

Erm...what?

are you planning on using my hand for something?



-Steals Cog's hat and runs off laughing like a maniac-

 

[didyouknow]

Can anyone say barbeque?

 

[Melkor]

You wouldn't want to eat my hand, it has done evil things...

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*Takes hat back and gives Melkor a black & shiny one of his own*

 

[Melkor]

Yay!



-runs off to say highly immoral and paradoxical things to everyone in sight-

 

[Artifice Orisit]

I don't know if I should be insulted or proud.

 

[Melkor]

I don't know...

Generally, when one finds it difficult to decide upon one feeling or another, it it best to simply negate feeling for a while, and result to violence.

It works well, so long as you don't actually want to solve anything.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*Hugs Morgoth, too tightly for breathing to occur*

Like this? Wow your such a good counsellor.

 

[Melkor]

------------ick------------------------gasp------------yup-----------------------------like-------------------------that-----------------only--------------with------------COUGH-------more------------dying--------------yick----------------------

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*Activates core failsafe, this involves blowing up*

 

[loveofreason]

At last, 80 posts and the thread finally succeeds....

edit: 81 posts

 

[Artifice Orisit]

We are Cogoth, Mogisant, shuddap you...

 

[didyouknow]

The best part is I know exactly where this has been.

*om nom nom nom*

 

[Melkor]

Where then, pray tell?


None shall conquer the duo now.......

 

[didyouknow]

Or perhaps a better phrase is, where it hasn't been. I'm sure you've been around the block a few times, right?

 

[Melkor]

The block?

Hrm...
I do wonder what you mean by block..


Do you mean your head?

BLOCKHEAD!


If so, I think I have completed around twelve laps of your head at this point.....


Hrm..

I have skilled hands...

 

[Fleur]

*Fleur sneaks behind Melkor and...GLOMPS!*

 

[Artifice Orisit]

...Glomps?

 

[LucasM]

over 2000 posts? INSANITY
hug

 

[Melkor]

-dodges-

Yes...

I am also curious as to the meaning of glomps..

Have I been devoured?

or merely surprised?

 

[didyouknow]

Surprisingly devoured!

*flying hug*

 

[Melkor]

-leaps out of the way and takes a slash at Diddy's wings-

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Actually I think we call him dyke now, a it's long story.

 

[didyouknow]

No, no, Diddy is fine. Are you pondering my gender or too lazy to care?

 

[Melkor]

Oh..

I always assumed you were a girl..

hrm....


Not that I care....

I shal hate you either way...

 

[Fukyo]

*Fukyo tackleglomps Melkor*

 

[Melkor]

Ohhh..It's you Fukyo..

I love it when you pretend to be the man....

 

[Fukyo]

*Fukyo still hugging Melkor*

Oh,If you love it when I'm pretending to be a man,then there are some serious yaoi vibes here....

 

[Melkor]

-gulp-


How does that work if you're a manly girly and I'm a girly man?