Melkor 2000 - hugs!

[loveofreason]

The pitiful creature known round here as Melkor has managed to accumulate 2000 posts!

It's disturbing.

He really must be discouraged from posting so much!

We all know from experience that he can not be harmed by violence. All attempts to kill him have failed. What can we do to ensure he doesn't torture us with another 2000 posts!?

hmmm.... HUGS!!!

HUGS ARE MELKOR'S KRYPTONITE!

The more hugs the weaker he will become... enough hugs and he will vanish altogether!

Please throw aside all disgust and help us banish Melkor from the Kingdom.

He is helpless in this thread... he cannot hurt you....

well, ok, that's a lie. He is allowed one retaliation for every hug... but maybe he'll choose to take his punishment calmly.

Be brave!

HUG MELKOR NOW!


*throws arms around Melkor and hugs him gently*

 

[Dissident]

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

Ooh Melkor you are sooooooooooo fuckable, c'mere....C'Mere.

I wrap my arms around and ease the tension, the initial confusement is begining to fade and we make......a connection. melkor loosens and pours out his heart and feels love and affection. sweet tender love and adoration...

 

[FF]

Ooh Melkor you are sooooooooooo fuckable, c'mere....C'Mere.

I wrap my arms around and ease the tension, the initial confusement is begining to fade and we make......a connection. melkor loosens and pours out his heart and feels love and affection. sweet tender love and adoration...

I pray to god you're a woman.

I pray.

To god.

 

[Melkor]

Hahahaaaaaaa...

the question is, for my sake, or hers?



Hrm..



Watches as Melkors 'love' consumes another victim.

Haaaaa...Have you not realised?

When a creature so pitiful as myself loves, it is liek to hate, for throwing such a horrid thing as my love at any one person is the most hateful act know to man!
ahahahaa!


Ahem..


Fastfashion, your assitance in my demise if you please...


-hands fastfashion a large shiny dagger-

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

the question is, for my sake, or hers?

His...

 

[Melkor]

...................



























-The universe awaits a response-





Well...

I for one should like to know what fastfashion means....

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

fastfashion is a Translation of Depeche Mode (her favourite band)

 

[Melkor]

No silly..

I mean, why si praying to god that you're a woman?

I mean...doesn't she wasn't me to be subject to horrible tortures?


Or maybe, she likes you, and she only likes women, so she's testing the ground, or maybe...

she's madly in love with me!!!!!!!!



Naw....


This thread doens't seme to be going too well.

 

[FF]

DAGGER DAGGER DAGGER YAY

And yup. That's what it means.

I have no creativity when it comes to names.

Hell, I'll probably end up naming my kids Dave, Martin, Andy, and Alan (members of Depeche Mode)

And if they're girls...well...then I'll just add an 'A' to the end of those names.

Poor girls.

 

[Melkor]

-closes his eyes-


-opens them-


WHY AM I STILL ALIVE!?

 

[FF]

No silly..

I mean, why si praying to god that you're a woman?

I mean...doesn't she wasn't me to be subject to horrible tortures?


Or maybe, she likes you, and she only likes women, so she's testing the ground, or maybe...

she's madly in love with me!!!!!!!!



Naw....


This thread doens't seme to be going too well.

Yes, I do want to you to be subject to horrible tortures, BUT...

I really did not want to read that post. If Seducer is a guy. Even if it is a joke.

Not like I have anything against gays but...

Umm...

Crap.

Alright Melkor, you win again.

*stabs self with dagger*

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

...................
-The universe awaits a response-

you want a response?!

I tear the clothes off your back like a beast possessed, you try to resist but with the hand not in possession of a gimp mask I silence thee. as i delve further into carnality you squeel like a sow. the orgiastic harem of angels of alluring aesthetic manipulate your puny mind into erogenous purgatory. AND THEN! when all deeds are done and earthly delights slink once again to fester in the back of the mind, i open my arms wide and hug your stripped carcass

 

[Melkor]

Ha...

I see...

You'd become mad with lust if that were the case right?


-Waits for a reply-



-receives none-


-Creeps a little closer, and is thus subject to the pititful sight of dear fasty, the self-destroyer, pale limbs kimbo, bright hair askew, a pale dagger lunged in her happy little heart-


Oh my.....


this is what happens when you have sick fascinations dear..

-Lies down beside Fastfashion, and grabs one of her arms to hold, finding the seeping blood to make an excellent blanket, and the slowly fading warmth to be much comfort.-


Yep..you truly were sick...

 

[Melkor]

Woah......

I was talking to fastfashion seducer...


-Melkor snuggles protectively closer to fast's corpse, because he is now quite scared of Seducer, possibly more so than any other member, and with good cause too-

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

and while you sleep, remember that i AM watching you. and whenever your mind wanders into sordid lands and you desire the pleasures of the flesh, i shall ALWAYS be there for you...

 

[Melkor]

Nononnononononoono....



Fastfashion will save me..

she is my nice warm blood angel...with nice smelling hair.....


-cuddles poor fasty closer and weeps a little-

edit:

HEY!


Oh..you mean the pleasures of eating flesh?
hey..thats okay...

I'll devour your skin anytime....

and your blood, and your bones and.... mhhhhhhh......

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

pleasures of the flesh - pleasures associated with eating, drinking, and sex

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

....oh yeah and Fast was one of the Crushed White Sylphs in the Harem...

 

[Melkor]

AHA!

I have you now foul creature!


I shall do those in order, and you shall be eaten whilst drunk before you can enjoy your vile sexytime!


HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!



-plays with fastfashions little hands-

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

i'm sure i will enjoy all of this..........Tell Me More..........

hate to be crass (or not) but why do you keep playing with Fast

 

[Melkor]

For while I am with fast, no evil can harm me, nor look upon me, and no dark thought shall rise to my brow, nor tainted sunlight reach my form.

I am truly safe with her, living or dead, done and dusted, this life or the next...

and she has such beautiful eyes!!!!!!

Its; simple...

first I get you drunk on my own blood, then I slice you up into eight-million peices, sell you to ronald Mcdonald, and eat at mcdonalds for the next twelve years(or as long as it takes for you to be fully consumed.


It will be fun for me at least.

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

don't lie, you know happened in our orgy turned you vegetarian, not even bacon can save you now!

 

[Melkor]

Hrmm..is there meant to be an image there?

all I see is a dot..

ahem...


As forum whore I feel it my duty to tell you that no such thing happened...


In fact, beating the punchbag without prior permission is punishable by pre-offence death.

So the fact that you are alive ensures me that such a thing never occurred.

I told you already..

None can defile me while I am with my other....

-huggles Fast-


She's blonde you know....


blondes make it alllll better...

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

blondes make it alllll better...

i argue in favour of the Brunnette/Dark

 

[Melkor]

-sniff-


Ever seen a dark haired angel?


NO!

SO THERE!


-Plays with Fasties hair-


So silky soft....-sniffle-




Besies, I'm dark haired/ brunette, so :P

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

sweeeeet!

 

[Melkor]

I think Fasty must live in an orchard...

she smeels liek apples,leaves and cinnamond breeze...



Oh dear..she's getting cold....and I'm sodden with blood...


oh noez...


-looks at seducer-

ARE YOU STILL HERE!?



Hrm..actually I think I'm sort of inbetween the spectrum between brown and blonde...

anyone else have hair that changes with the season?

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

I Am ALWAYS there, you seem to forget. can feel the heat of my eyes on your. LOOK BEHIND YOU! no that wasn't the wind you heard. like a shadow at night you are blind to my inner radiance.

 

[Melkor]

Fine....

-tears his heart out and throws into into a lake of molten lava.-


There we are...

goodbye nasty demon...



Now..back to fasty....

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

A Heart? who needs such a volatile organ...


Dear Sweet Fast, take down your profile picture and replace it with something a little less alluring.
you are turning us (morgoth) into animals

 

[Melkor]

Hrm...it was how you existed within me..


Goodbye!

LOOK!

You're faddddiiinnnnng away!

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

NOOOOOO

...and then there was nothing.....

 

[Melkor]

Nothing but peace and quiet, and two happy little intertwined corpses on the floor, one heartless, the other with a large enough heart for both, but er...it's kinda got a dagger in it....


Thus ends the sad story of Melkor and Fastfashion....

 

[Melkor]

A Heart? who needs such a volatile organ...


Dear Sweet Fast, take down your profile picture and replace it with something a little less alluring.
you are turning us (morgoth) into animals

HEY!


I was just admiring her, and you were admring me, and fastfashion can't be responsible for admiration, and I can't be repsonsible for how I must appear admirable while admiring so we AREN'T to blame!

-sticks his tongue out with a nyah-

I love thee fastfashion, as the pale clouds do love the summer suns...and all that rot...

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

for a forum whore of infamy you show a lot of love and emotion. gentleness and softness
(honestly, not showing love to harm him, he is emotional and loving)

i feel like an evil fucker now, i thought 'i know, i'll play his Hate game'
but now i just seem like a bastard now......damn

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

...and it's come to this. good god, a plague on both of us

 

[Fukyo]

*can't process info*
.........................

What the.....





Seducer....I have never in my life seen such...What the....

I'm deeply traumatized after read-.....I need brain bleach...Yes....Brain bleach.....

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

why are you traumatised? by the loving gentle melkor one or the argument above

 

[The Fury]

Hmm, i think this thread has gotten distracted from it's original purpose. So i'll get it back on track, here i come Melkor or Morgoth or whatever your name is, i'm goin to hug ya. -takes out hidden baseball bat and smashes in Melkor's face again and again. Then gives Melkor a hug, a bear hug breaking two ribs-

 

[saffyangelis]

Melkor's hit 2,000 posts?

This calls for a party! A DISNEY party!

*hugs Melkor while singing 'it's a small world' in his ear*

It's a world of laughter, a world of tears... *the tune echoes through Melkor's head for the rest of his life*

And I'm a brunette, and i'm an Angel so =P

 

[Melkor]

ARGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




And seducer, she's traumatised because you are a rapist..


now...ermmm...



Yes Fukyo, this boy needs help, but I need it more...I must be counselled....Can I bring fasty?






Kudos to fury for breaking my ribs...


Now saffy is covered in blood!

 

[naberus]

Tries...to...hug......

*Epic Fail*

 

[Melkor]

Ick.



I hate you for your troubles at any rate.

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

...i'm sorry we got off on quite the wrong foot, come on and shake hands

 

[Melkor]

Erm.....


Erm.....

Assuming you mean hands, and also shake, and you are being polite...

well...



-Smites seducer with a large mace-



This sort of what you're looking for?

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

kind of...

 

[Melkor]

-Places his cape of wrath over the corpse-

Care to be a bit more specific?

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

...no...

 

[Melkor]

-Pulls out his magic bag of flames and sets to work burning the corpse-

Oh well...

Can't say i didn't try...