I apologize.

[Toad]

U have lost 10 points from the my cool bad-ass meter for apologizing. But i will add 2 points for creativity.

 

[Cryss Winters]

You're forgiven for making me smirk. Now go die. and write a song about it. Please?

Should it be a ballad? A techno beat of sorts? Oh! A country song!

 

[Felan]

A public apology

I am disgusted and reviled by behavior since joining this forum. I can only ask, no beg, for the forgiveness of everyone here. Yes everyone!

I am a mega-troll and my only joy and purpose in life is fanning the flames of hate in people. I love if most when they ALL CAPS as I know I have really gotten their goat then. And then I sell their goats in the Iranian markets for a huge profit!

I also use inarticulate sentences to confuse and confound people into thinking I'm actually saying something. I'm not ever actually saying. In fact I have so few thoughts in the vacuous space between my oversized ears that I had to write a program to generate the filth I foster upon the poor victims of this forum.

To earn money I also whore myself out to the CCAI (Christian Coalition Against INTPs). The provide me copy to plaster on the forum in exchange for a meager salary of $180,000 a year. I don't actually feel bad about this one but I feel like I should.

Lastly I have been experimenting with turning docile friendly squirrels into a rabib plague of murderous monstrosities. Since I'm almost done with the necessary modifications, I hope no one minds if I see that one through to completion. I curious to see the results.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

He did not write this himself.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Re: A public apology

Do you like pillows? I do! They're nice to sleep with.

 

[Toad]

Re: A public apology

Not you too...what evil power does Face hold on this forum...

 

[Jennywocky]

Re: A public apology

I am disgusted and reviled by behavior since joining this forum. I can only ask, no beg, for the forgiveness of everyone here. Yes everyone!

I am a mega-troll and my only joy and purpose in life is fanning the flames of hate in people. I love if most when they ALL CAPS as I know I have really gotten their goat then. And then I sell their goats in the Iranian markets for a huge profit!

I also use inarticulate sentences to confuse and confound people into thinking I'm actually saying something. I'm not ever actually saying. In fact I have so few thoughts in the vacuous space between my oversized ears that I had to write a program to generate the filth I foster upon the poor victims of this forum.

To earn money I also whore myself out to the CCAI (Christian Coalition Against INTPs). The provide me copy to plaster on the forum in exchange for a meager salary of $180,000 a year. I don't actually feel bad about this one but I feel like I should.

Lastly I have been experimenting with turning docile friendly squirrels into a rabib plague of murderous monstrosities. Since I'm almost done with the necessary modifications, I hope no one minds if I see that one through to completion. I curious to see the results.

It's always about you, isn't it? Harrumph!

 

[Felan]

Re: A public apology

It's always about you, isn't it? Harrumph!

Ooooo good point I apologize for it always being about me!

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Re: A public apology

wus

 

[FacetiousPersona]

A sincere apology

You wish. Lol.

 

[Toad]

Re: A sincere apology

LoL if you guys keep making these threads Fukyo is going to piss blood.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Re: A sincere apology

LoL if you guys keep making these threads Fukyo is going to piss blood.

She already has an issue like this with periods. Maybe an increase in mood would affect the production and....ew.

 

[Cegorach]

Re: A sincere apology

If you guys keep making these threads you're gonna have far more than Fukyo to worry about.
I'm serious... think about this.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Re: A sincere apology

If you guys keep making these threads you're gonna have alot more than Fukyo to worry about.
I'm serious... think about this.

Others piss blood?! You're right...there's going to be a flood if we continue.

 

[Fukyo]

Re: A sincere apology

Whatever,just whatever....

 

[Toad]

Re: A sincere apology

I would like to make it clear that I do not start any of these threads. I just enjoy talking in them.

 

[Felan]

Re: A public apology

wus

Wus? I'm unleashing a plague of rabid squirrels on the world. What are you doing?

 

[flow]

Re: Defining Me, a Community Analysis!

Bored.

 

[Toad]

Re: Defining Me, a Community Analysis!

Tyrannowhoreus Sex!!!

HAHAHAHAHA That was fucking hilarious. No sarcasm.

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

Re: A public apology

Wus? I'm unleashing a plague of rabid squirrels on the world. What are you doing?

That's a secret but I ain't apologizin' for it!

 

[brain enclosed in flesh]

Re: A public apology

That's what CCAI stands for? I thought it was Creationist Caterpillars against Inchworms. Man, I'm so confused.

 

[Felan]

Re: A public apology

Oooo catepillars ... *lost in the reverie of catepillar watching memories*

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Re: Pikachu! I'm calling you out!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

I think I can take your squirtle.

 

[Kidege]

Re: A sincere apology

Whereas I would like to call the mod's attention.

(And you know it's not personal, Fac)

 

[Anthile]

Re: A sincere apology

Closed. Pull yourselves together.

 

[inerTia]

Re: Ever notice there are a lot of Chris' on this forum?

Fukkie has a point, Chris.
It's unlikely that your intention is to spam the forum but threads are generally used to discuss a topic, the occasional useless thread is acceptable.
Just don't over do it, Ok...


Watch it Slyguy, she'll hurt you and I might just help her do so!

lol, over done? You guys need to see what s/he did in the gaming section, hahaha!

 

[Toad]

Thankyou INTP forum Creator.

Whoever you are...thank you.

This forum has helped me to understand myself and thus become so much more happy and satisfied with my life.

So on behalf of everyone whose lives have been improved due to this forum.

THANKYOU

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Re: Thankyou INTP forum Creator.

You SON OF A....

 

[snowqueen]

Re: Thankyou INTP forum Creator.

You SON OF A....

you especially make me feel really at home. I wonder if British INTPs have a particular flavour.

[bacon? gin?]

 

[Fukyo]

Re: Thankyou INTP forum Creator.

Another one eh...?

Geez!

*facepalm*

 

[Toad]

Re: Thankyou INTP forum Creator.

I know...I'm two-faced...

...and this is the first spam thread I ever created. It was intended to show my appreciation to the CREATOR! I don't want to know who the CREATOR is, for then I cannot worship IT.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Re: Thankyou INTP forum Creator.

You should be worshipping the creator above this one and the one subsequent to that one. Etc, etc, etc. Basically, your gratitude should be towards me, the creator of creators.

 

[Ulysses]

Re: Thankyou INTP forum Creator.

Can I also become an administrator? It'd be pretty fun to boss people around and make them say nasty things about each other.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Re: Thankyou INTP forum Creator.

Can I also become an administrator? It'd be pretty fun to boss people around and make them say nasty things about each other.

Create a thread worshipping me and I shall arrange your promotion.

 

[Ulysses]

FacetiousPersona is great

Indeed.

 

[Felan]

Re: FacetiousPersona is great

Such a tool

 

[Ulysses]

Re: Thankyou INTP forum Creator.

OK. Here it is: http://www.intpforum.com/showthread.php?t=3011

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Re: FacetiousPersona is great

Felen, you can follow his path for rewards.

 

[Fukyo]

Re: FacetiousPersona is great

*eye twitches*

 

[Ulysses]

Re: FacetiousPersona is great

When will I become an administrator?

 

[Toad]

Re: FacetiousPersona is great

Wow...the mods are gonna have a day cleaning all this junk up.

Fukyo is about to have a stroke. Don't worry! Just tell me where you live and I'll come and "save" you.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Re: FacetiousPersona is great

When will I become an administrator?

After I finish my sandwich and you have created a thread insulting Fukyo. Reasonable conditions.

 

[inerTia]

Re: Thankyou INTP forum Creator.

Another one eh...?

Geez!

*facepalm*

Sigh, tell me about it.

 

[Felan]

Re: FacetiousPersona is great

Felen, you can follow his path for rewards.

Very tempting, but I couldn't handle the responsibility.

 

[Toad]

Re: FacetiousPersona is great

Don't do it...

Think of Face as the devil on your left and I'm the angel on your right.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

Re: FacetiousPersona is great

Very tempting, but I couldn't handle the responsibility.

You could be a slacker as I am.

 

[Toad]

Re: Thankyou INTP forum Creator.

This is a thread about giving thanks to the creator of the foruM!

You heathens have turned it into something awful...just awful...

 

[Tyria]

*facepalm*

 

[Melkor]

There are WAY too many Face threads.

Like no joke.


We need to call an exterminator.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*Cognisant answers the phone*
Hmm? No sorry, this is the ex-terminator residence, yeah wrong number, bye.
*Hangs up*