Actually, your feelings here are what I feel when people get all glowy about the Lord of the Rings movies... I get it.
What was your problem with them? I read the books for them, too (it was a requirement of my mother that I read the books before I see the movies, lest the graphic nature of a PG-13 film might scar me), but I really love the movies. I thought they were rather faithful to the books.
Also I'm watching the latest episode and I'll add my thoughts as I have them. I'm not going to use spoilers so read on at your own risk:
Sequence 1 - Meereen.
OhmygodIdon'tgiveafuckaboutDaenerys. Every new scene she's in is worse than the last. Insert heavy-handed "don't turn into the Mad King" lecture. Also why are the other dragons almost as big as Drogon? They've been on a hunger strike in the catacombs while Drogon gets his pick of the countryside for literally months. Looks like Dany has her fleet now, though. I wonder what that means for the Ironborn. I guess Asha (I'm not calling her Yara, that's bullshit (especially now that Osha is dead)) might become her naval commander and then I guess her first real battle would be with the Ironborn when they try to take control of the dragons. Did Euron Crow's-Eye (who should be wearing an eyepatch, by the way) mention the horn at the kingsmoot? I can't remember. Well, either way, he has a horn which supposedly can take control of dragons when you blow it.
Sequence 2 - Winterfell Negotiations and war council
Is Jon's northern accent getting thicker? "I haven't fed my dogs for 7 days" well I guess we know how Ramsey dies. Fitting. Yet totally obvious. It's weird how little snow there is around Winterfell. Stannis' army was crippled by the harsh conditions of the approaching winter. Theon and Sansa (fake Arya, in the books) survived jumping from the walls because they were cushioned by snow. Yet now there's... nothing? The situation in the north right now should be confusing and tempestuous, made even more so by the fact that the weather is no friend to either side and that most people right now are desperately struggling to figure out how they're going to survive the winter, much less the war. Duuuuuuuude. Are Jon and Sansa gonna bang at some point?
Next - Davos and Tormund
Oh look we put our trust in kings and it didn't go great blah blah blah jon's not a king let's all suck his dick gobble gobble. Jesus, I'm tried of how obvious they're being about Jon being the rightful king of everything and the most heroic person in the world. When does Jon do something evil? That's all I want.
Duuuuuuuude. Are Asha (I'm not calling her Yara) and Daenerys gonna bang at some point?
Back to the north - Jon's army prepares
Motherfucking Wun Wun. What a guy. Definitely thought Ramsey was going to play torture games with Rickon like he did Theon but with the added bonus that Jon sits and watches or compromises his battle plan. Good on the show for not doing that. I love how delightful Ramsey can be sometimes (ie. "Let's play a game!" *smile*). Shame Rickon lost. Then dumb Jon is dumb, because of course. No amount of emotional distress will make you think that charging alone towards a line of bowmen backed by cavalry is even close to a good idea. Very well-shot cavalry collision. Very pretty. Oh no I hope Tormund doesn't die. Motherfucking Wun Wun. God damn deus ex littlefinger. Jon deserved to lose. I hope Ramsey doesn't beg like a little bitch when he dies. That would ruin it. He should die either laughing or having a tantrum because he lost the game. He shouldn't beg. What he's turning and running? He had a whole 'nother line of horsemen backing him up, I could've sworn. Continuity error maybe? Oh no, don't kill Wun Wun, please don't kill him no no no NO NO. HE JUST PUT AN ARROW THROUGH WUN WUN''S EYE DON'T YOU DARE TAKE HIM UP ON PERSONAL COMBAT YOU HAVE ARCHERS EVERYWHERE SHOOT HIM DOWN LIKE THE ANIMAL HE IS. Good. Yes, Jon Snow. Give in to your anger. Loving Ramsey's half-smile as he gets the shit knocked out of him. Please don't beg, Ramsey. Please don't beg. I want your exit from this world to be as fucked up and sickeningly evil as your existence in it has been.
Eh, not the coolest it could've been, but I wasn't disappointed. 6.5/10 on your death, Ramsey. You were one hell of a villain. When fake Arya said that thing about the dogs to Theon I actually felt rage to the point where I thought I might throw up. Goodnight, sweet prince.