Chuck Norris

[naberus]

Why do we care?
(You're looking at a very bored INTJ, so keep it random... yes I said random)

 

[Wisp]

It's a memetic device.

 

[FacetiousPersona]

I never liked Chuck Norris.

 

[Harion]

...is amazing. and anyone who disagrees gets a roundhouse kick in teh face
care of Chuck

 

[Claverhouse]

I have never seen a Chuck Norris movie. *disgustedly*



Claverhouse

 

[Deleted member 1424]

I've seen 'Walker Texas Ranger,' but I don't understand the appeal. I suppose I was too busy being grossed out by his facial hair.

 

[Fukyo]

XD

 

[NoID10ts]

Chuck Norris destroyed the period table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

 

[Invoke Ninja's True Power]

I'm not much a fan of Chuck Norris but I love the jokes.

 

[bdubs]

Because all life on this planet are really just on a list of things that Chuck Norris allows to exist.

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

YouTube- The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny w/ lyrics

 

[The Fury]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Nqguav6nE&feature=fvw

*Hugs Cog*

That...that was awesome!

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*Hugs Cog*

Don't make me neuter you.

 

[Cogwulf]

The only things better than Chuck Norris are Chuck Norris facts

 

[NoID10ts]

When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.

 

[SEPKA]

I never know there is a guy in reality named Chuck Norris. So I keep playing with the word to try and find to see if the name is the anagram of something funny.

 

[Cogwulf]

The only anagram of Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris

 

[Sugarpop]

Could care less for the guy. I'm facts only.

 

[ifelloverboard]

There are no handicapped people in the world. Only people that have met Chuck Norris.

 

[Melllvar]

Chuck Norris can eat just one Pringles potato chip.

Spoiler

 

[Alice?]

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

 

[Lithorn]

Physicists have proven that outer space only exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

 

[Jah]

didn't bruce lee kick his ass pretty hard in way of the dragon ?

 

[Alice?]

didn't bruce lee kick his ass pretty hard in way of the dragon ?

Out, sir.
OUT.
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[Imightbecrazy]

didn't bruce lee kick his ass pretty hard in way of the dragon ?

It was enter the dragon you oxymaroon!
Now get out blasphemer!!

 

[SpaceYeti]

Chuck Norris once struck lightning.

 

[NoID10ts]

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Chuck Norris doesn't walk on water, he swims on land.

 

[Anthile]

Chuck Norris once made an argument, so subjective, Da Blob called him out on it.

 

[jachian]

It was enter the dragon you oxymaroon!
Now get out blasphemer!!

Actually it was "the way of the dragon" not "enter the dragon".

 

[jachian]

Chuck Norris: One of the baddest @sses to have ever existed..................

Back in the 80's... he showed us how to be a real man.......... through his nose breaking kicks and facial hair.


He did get a whoopin form bruce lee......... but who didn't?..............

 

[indigofireflies]

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer.
Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer.
Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried.

He cried when Bruce Lee whooped his ass in Way of the Dragon.

 

[indigofireflies]

He cried when Bruce Lee whooped his ass in Way of the Dragon.

Because he was so excited to rip him a new one off-stage.